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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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yellow round eye
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
carmine naked range
  05/30/25
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Fluffy walnut market
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
flatulent disrespectful dingle berry chad
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
cheese-eating tattoo feces
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Claret Federal Corner Wagecucks
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Balding Hairy Legs
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Claret Federal Corner Wagecucks
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
fuchsia black woman candlestick maker
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Electric police squad azn
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
blathering outnumbered nursing home clown
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Hyperactive point coldplay fan
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
rose up-to-no-good preventive strike
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Stimulating senate electric furnace
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
rose up-to-no-good preventive strike
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
razzle-dazzle set partner
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Mahogany Knife Resort
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: yellow round eye



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: carmine naked range

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Fluffy walnut market



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: flatulent disrespectful dingle berry chad

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cheese-eating tattoo feces

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Claret Federal Corner Wagecucks

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Balding Hairy Legs

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Claret Federal Corner Wagecucks

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: fuchsia black woman candlestick maker

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Electric police squad azn

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: blathering outnumbered nursing home clown

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive point coldplay fan

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: rose up-to-no-good preventive strike

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Stimulating senate electric furnace

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: rose up-to-no-good preventive strike

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set partner

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Mahogany Knife Resort

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)