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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Massive ceo masturbator
  06/27/25
i support islam now
nubile vigorous fortuitous meteor
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nofapping hell jap
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
peach jew
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Massive ceo masturbator
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
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Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant
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shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven
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shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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Passionate crimson address gay wizard
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
deep tattoo faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
peach jew
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
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tripping sick national
  06/27/25
It's both
Rough-skinned pit philosopher-king
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Carmine volcanic crater therapy
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Arousing brass juggernaut toilet seat
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
ivory partner crackhouse
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
nubile vigorous fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
soul-stirring fighting weed whacker
  06/27/25
lmfao
deep tattoo faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Mischievous Up-to-no-good State
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Carmine volcanic crater therapy
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Mischievous Up-to-no-good State
  06/27/25
lmao
shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
peach jew
  06/27/25
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ruddy hunting ground spot
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Concupiscible Private Investor Lodge
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Concupiscible Private Investor Lodge
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Carmine volcanic crater therapy
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Mischievous Up-to-no-good State
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Carmine volcanic crater therapy
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
tan sexy persian messiness
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Cyan Theatre Main People
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Massive ceo masturbator
  06/27/25
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Massive ceo masturbator
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Arousing brass juggernaut toilet seat
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
bronze federal headpube base
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
carnelian odious personal credit line sanctuary
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
glittery pungent field
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
embarrassed to the bone blood rage ticket booth
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
bronze federal headpube base
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Provocative Box Office Black Woman
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
ivory partner crackhouse
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
embarrassed to the bone blood rage ticket booth
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
bronze federal headpube base
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Massive ceo masturbator



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: nubile vigorous fortuitous meteor

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: nofapping hell jap



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: peach jew

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Massive ceo masturbator

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: peach jew

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating Filthpig Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Carmine volcanic crater therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: elite knife church

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Passionate crimson address gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: deep tattoo faggot firefighter

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: peach jew

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: tripping sick national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pit philosopher-king

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Carmine volcanic crater therapy



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Arousing brass juggernaut toilet seat

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: ivory partner crackhouse

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: nubile vigorous fortuitous meteor

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring fighting weed whacker

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: deep tattoo faggot firefighter

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Mischievous Up-to-no-good State

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Carmine volcanic crater therapy

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Mischievous Up-to-no-good State

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: peach jew

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: ruddy hunting ground spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible Private Investor Lodge

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible Private Investor Lodge

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Chocolate Razzle Plaza Immigrant

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Carmine volcanic crater therapy

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Mischievous Up-to-no-good State

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Carmine volcanic crater therapy

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: tan sexy persian messiness

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Cyan Theatre Main People

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Massive ceo masturbator

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Massive ceo masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Arousing brass juggernaut toilet seat

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: bronze federal headpube base

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: carnelian odious personal credit line sanctuary

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: glittery pungent field

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone blood rage ticket booth

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: bronze federal headpube base

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Provocative Box Office Black Woman

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: ivory partner crackhouse

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: shimmering know-it-all cuckold heaven

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone blood rage ticket booth

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: bronze federal headpube base

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)