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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
wow lol
Glittery Sapphire Whorehouse Reading Party
  06/30/25
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Cowardly boistinker
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Glittery Sapphire Whorehouse Reading Party
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Deep maroon menage
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Hairraiser famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Grizzly Rehab
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Glittery Sapphire Whorehouse Reading Party
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
sepia puppy depressive
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Grizzly Rehab
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
low-t community account
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Glittery Sapphire Whorehouse Reading Party
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Pink jew school cafeteria
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Supple jade doctorate half-breed
  06/30/25
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charismatic nibblets
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
big-titted boyish mexican round eye
  06/30/25
...
Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Fluffy love of her life
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
rusted aphrodisiac hospital indirect expression
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
slap-happy chartreuse regret idea he suggested
  06/30/25
...
sepia puppy depressive
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
low-t community account
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Razzle Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
...
rusted aphrodisiac hospital indirect expression
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Well-lubricated Karate Corn Cake
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Nofapping people who are hurt
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Adulterous Party Of The First Part Church Building
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Medicated trip stage
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Clear nighttime pisswyrm
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Iridescent Flirting Lodge
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Glittery Sapphire Whorehouse Reading Party

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Cowardly boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Glittery Sapphire Whorehouse Reading Party

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Deep maroon menage

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser famous landscape painting

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Grizzly Rehab

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Glittery Sapphire Whorehouse Reading Party

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: sepia puppy depressive

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Grizzly Rehab

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: low-t community account

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Glittery Sapphire Whorehouse Reading Party

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Pink jew school cafeteria

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Supple jade doctorate half-breed

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: charismatic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: big-titted boyish mexican round eye

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Pontificating Alcoholic Heaven Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Fluffy love of her life

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac hospital indirect expression

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: slap-happy chartreuse regret idea he suggested

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: sepia puppy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: low-t community account

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle Bawdyhouse

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: rusted aphrodisiac hospital indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Karate Corn Cake

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Nofapping people who are hurt

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Adulterous Party Of The First Part Church Building

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Medicated trip stage

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Clear nighttime pisswyrm

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Iridescent Flirting Lodge

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)