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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Fuchsia 180 Roast Beef Field
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Sienna floppy ticket booth azn
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idiotic disgusting whorehouse idiot
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Histrionic rambunctious corner degenerate
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Fuchsia 180 Roast Beef Field
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Histrionic rambunctious corner degenerate
  06/27/25
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Buff knife tattoo
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know-it-all provocative range
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Big Police Squad Ceo
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free-loading violet wrinkle
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free-loading violet wrinkle
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Claret contagious office
  06/27/25
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insane self-centered step-uncle's house regret
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
know-it-all provocative range
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
hilarious boltzmann
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
know-it-all provocative range
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Histrionic rambunctious corner degenerate
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
know-it-all provocative range
  06/27/25
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Yellow Irate Library Pozpig
  06/27/25
It's both
Hairraiser faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
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Big Police Squad Ceo
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Lavender Trailer Park
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
aphrodisiac gaping hominid
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Sienna floppy ticket booth azn
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Razzmatazz private investor idea he suggested
  06/27/25
lmfao
hilarious boltzmann
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
appetizing pit patrolman
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Big Police Squad Ceo
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
appetizing pit patrolman
  06/27/25
lmao
free-loading violet wrinkle
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Histrionic rambunctious corner degenerate
  06/27/25
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arousing home
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
free-loading violet wrinkle
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
electric lime masturbator
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
free-loading violet wrinkle
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
know-it-all provocative range
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
electric lime masturbator
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
know-it-all provocative range
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Big Police Squad Ceo
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
appetizing pit patrolman
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
free-loading violet wrinkle
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Big Police Squad Ceo
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
opaque locus
  06/27/25
TiTscR
White Cruise Ship Water Buffalo
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Fuchsia 180 Roast Beef Field
  06/27/25
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Fuchsia 180 Roast Beef Field
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Lavender Trailer Park
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
aromatic indecent love of her life
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Talented frum public bath mother
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Out-of-control Useless Brakes People Who Are Hurt
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Gay slippery senate
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
aromatic indecent love of her life
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Laughsome crackhouse
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
aphrodisiac gaping hominid
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
free-loading violet wrinkle
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Gay slippery senate
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
aromatic indecent love of her life
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia 180 Roast Beef Field



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Sienna floppy ticket booth azn

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: idiotic disgusting whorehouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Histrionic rambunctious corner degenerate

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia 180 Roast Beef Field

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Histrionic rambunctious corner degenerate

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Buff knife tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: know-it-all provocative range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Big Police Squad Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: free-loading violet wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: free-loading violet wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Claret contagious office

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: insane self-centered step-uncle's house regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: know-it-all provocative range

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: hilarious boltzmann

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: know-it-all provocative range

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Histrionic rambunctious corner degenerate

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: know-it-all provocative range

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Yellow Irate Library Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser faggot firefighter

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Big Police Squad Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Lavender Trailer Park

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gaping hominid

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Sienna floppy ticket booth azn

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz private investor idea he suggested

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: hilarious boltzmann

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: appetizing pit patrolman

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Big Police Squad Ceo

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: appetizing pit patrolman

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: free-loading violet wrinkle

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Histrionic rambunctious corner degenerate

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: arousing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: free-loading violet wrinkle

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: electric lime masturbator

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: free-loading violet wrinkle

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: know-it-all provocative range

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: electric lime masturbator

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: know-it-all provocative range

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Big Police Squad Ceo

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: appetizing pit patrolman

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: free-loading violet wrinkle

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Big Police Squad Ceo

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: opaque locus

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: White Cruise Ship Water Buffalo

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia 180 Roast Beef Field

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia 180 Roast Beef Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Lavender Trailer Park

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: aromatic indecent love of her life

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Talented frum public bath mother

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control Useless Brakes People Who Are Hurt

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Gay slippery senate

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: aromatic indecent love of her life

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Laughsome crackhouse

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gaping hominid

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: free-loading violet wrinkle

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Gay slippery senate

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: aromatic indecent love of her life

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)