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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Primrose drunken mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Iridescent trailer park regret
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Buck-toothed balding doctorate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
startling indian lodge
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Geriatric antidepressant drug gas station
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Opaque Excitant Jap
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
misunderstood turquoise shrine masturbator
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
curious bipolar cruise ship
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
jade orchestra pit yarmulke
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
vibrant institution
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
mentally impaired marvelous pistol
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Multi-colored gunner round eye
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
carmine hyperactive chapel elastic band
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
hilarious rusted theater stage
  06/30/25
cr
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
jade orchestra pit yarmulke
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
swashbuckling self-absorbed death wish
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Multi-colored gunner round eye
  06/30/25
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bistre weed whacker
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
mentally impaired marvelous pistol
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
hilarious rusted theater stage
  06/30/25
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galvanic electric furnace private investor
  07/01/25
*bussy
Beady-eyed Stage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Opaque Excitant Jap
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
adulterous office
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Buff Jet-lagged Jewess Senate
  06/30/25
fuck
mentally impaired marvelous pistol
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
adulterous office
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Primrose drunken mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
mentally impaired marvelous pistol
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
swashbuckling self-absorbed death wish
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
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Orchid irate gay wizard spot
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Fantasy-prone rehab windowlicker
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
cruel-hearted stimulating persian nursing home
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Razzle swollen locus
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
cruel-hearted stimulating persian nursing home
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
bistre weed whacker
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
cruel-hearted stimulating persian nursing home
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
offensive umber hell friendly grandma
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Apoplectic Athletic Conference Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Thriller rose church
  06/30/25
tcr
bistre weed whacker
  07/01/25
just jump
harsh lavender center
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
...
hideous bearded nibblets
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Violet angry foreskin background story
  06/30/25
wow
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
bright house-broken address tank
  06/30/25
JFC man
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
curious bipolar cruise ship
  06/30/25
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harsh lavender center
  06/30/25
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mentally impaired marvelous pistol
  06/30/25
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Multi-colored gunner round eye
  06/30/25
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soul-stirring abusive nowag
  06/30/25
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Bossy casino
  06/30/25
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Apoplectic Athletic Conference Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Thriller rose church
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Fantasy-prone rehab windowlicker
  06/30/25
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Sinister Odious Library
  07/01/25
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galvanic electric furnace private investor
  07/01/25
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amethyst low-t immigrant
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Cordovan jew
  07/01/25
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plum chest-beating national
  07/01/25
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Buck-toothed balding doctorate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Geriatric antidepressant drug gas station
  06/30/25
bro
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
...
Thriller rose church
  06/30/25
lol
bistre weed whacker
  07/01/25
...
fragrant useless area
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Gaped main people heaven
  06/30/25
jfc
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
jade orchestra pit yarmulke
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
soul-stirring abusive nowag
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Bossy casino
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
bistre weed whacker
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Gaped main people heaven
  07/01/25
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Razzle swollen locus
  07/01/25
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Bossy casino
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
plum chest-beating national
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
big snowy indirect expression dilemma
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
swashbuckling self-absorbed death wish
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
mentally impaired marvelous pistol
  06/30/25
...
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  07/01/25
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Provocative Ebony Azn
  07/01/25
lol
bistre weed whacker
  07/01/25
...
harsh lavender center
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Chrome vivacious parlour
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Appetizing Den Fortuitous Meteor
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
canary lay
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Maroon menage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Yellow flickering lodge
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Provocative Ebony Azn
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Crystalline Affirmative Action Fanboi
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
bistre weed whacker
  07/01/25
...
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
galvanic electric furnace private investor
  07/01/25
😟
Deep bisexual sanctuary shitlib
  07/01/25
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Cracking Theater
  07/01/25
holy shit
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Provocative Ebony Azn
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
internet-worthy university philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
plum chest-beating national
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Opaque Excitant Jap
  07/01/25
...
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
plum chest-beating national
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
plum chest-beating national
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Violet angry foreskin background story
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Opaque Excitant Jap
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Free-loading sticky kitchen preventive strike
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
galvanic electric furnace private investor
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
overrated forum codepig
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  07/06/25
...
Violet angry foreskin background story
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
floppy hospital gaping
  07/06/25
...
Bossy casino
  07/06/25
lol
bistre weed whacker
  07/07/25
wow
brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Primrose drunken mad-dog skullcap

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Iridescent trailer park regret

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Buck-toothed balding doctorate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: startling indian lodge

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Geriatric antidepressant drug gas station

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Opaque Excitant Jap

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise shrine masturbator

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: curious bipolar cruise ship

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: jade orchestra pit yarmulke

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: vibrant institution

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired marvelous pistol

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored gunner round eye

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: carmine hyperactive chapel elastic band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: hilarious rusted theater stage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: jade orchestra pit yarmulke

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling self-absorbed death wish

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored gunner round eye

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: mentally impaired marvelous pistol

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hilarious rusted theater stage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: galvanic electric furnace private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Stage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Opaque Excitant Jap

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: adulterous office

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Buff Jet-lagged Jewess Senate

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired marvelous pistol

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: adulterous office

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Primrose drunken mad-dog skullcap

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired marvelous pistol

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling self-absorbed death wish

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Orchid irate gay wizard spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone rehab windowlicker

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating persian nursing home

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle swollen locus

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating persian nursing home

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: cruel-hearted stimulating persian nursing home

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: offensive umber hell friendly grandma

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic Athletic Conference Step-uncle's House

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Thriller rose church

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: harsh lavender center

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: hideous bearded nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Violet angry foreskin background story

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: bright house-broken address tank

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: curious bipolar cruise ship

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: harsh lavender center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: mentally impaired marvelous pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored gunner round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring abusive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Bossy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic Athletic Conference Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Thriller rose church

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone rehab windowlicker

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Sinister Odious Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: galvanic electric furnace private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: amethyst low-t immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cordovan jew

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: plum chest-beating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Buck-toothed balding doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Geriatric antidepressant drug gas station

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Thriller rose church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fragrant useless area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Gaped main people heaven

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: jade orchestra pit yarmulke

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring abusive nowag

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Bossy casino

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Gaped main people heaven

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Razzle swollen locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bossy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: plum chest-beating national

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: big snowy indirect expression dilemma

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling self-absorbed death wish

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired marvelous pistol

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Provocative Ebony Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: harsh lavender center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Chrome vivacious parlour

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Den Fortuitous Meteor

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: canary lay

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Maroon menage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Yellow flickering lodge

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative Ebony Azn

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Crystalline Affirmative Action Fanboi

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: galvanic electric furnace private investor

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Deep bisexual sanctuary shitlib

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Cracking Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative Ebony Azn

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy university philosopher-king

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: plum chest-beating national

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Opaque Excitant Jap

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: plum chest-beating national

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: plum chest-beating national

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Violet angry foreskin background story

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Opaque Excitant Jap

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Free-loading sticky kitchen preventive strike

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: galvanic electric furnace private investor

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: overrated forum codepig

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Violet angry foreskin background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: floppy hospital gaping

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Bossy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle mexican

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)