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Rate my dad's MO for getting free steak dinners
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM Author: Pontificating Magenta Filthpig At some point, these "wealth managers" find out your dad is rich and invite him to dinner at expensive steak houses. The purpose is to sell investment schemes to your dad, but instead he eats free steak and tells THEM how HE does it.
A week later the guy who paid for the steak calls your dad asking "how did you do that again?" |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Bonkers Histrionic Cruise Ship i get invites to these stupid things in the mail all the time. i don't know how they found me. doesn't seem worth the trouble to eat some overpriced steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477213) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Ocher Home Keepsake Machete Last time I went to one the guy pulled a steak out of his pocket. Fully cooked (still warm) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477229) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Pontificating Magenta Filthpig Wealth managers don't invite rich people to shitty restaurants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477238) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM Author: stimulating hyperventilating piazza haunted graveyard And then the steakhouse started dancing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477242) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Impressive den https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7BeC8ItaA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477244) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Ivory Brunch already salted or no?
this is crucial |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Pontificating Magenta Filthpig You're not paying so who cares? My dad would never eat at these places unless someone else was paying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477235) |
Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM Author: stimulating hyperventilating piazza haunted graveyard LMAO today’s nsam meltdown is gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477214) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Charismatic Rambunctious Ceo your dad would get down on his knees open his mouth and make ahegao face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477237) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Pontificating Magenta Filthpig It's the other way around. The wealth managers want to know about this "recycling puts" strategy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477243) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM Author: stimulating hyperventilating piazza haunted graveyard NSAM has to be schtick right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477250) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:05 PM Author: Pontificating Magenta Filthpig Do you even know what puts are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477280) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:08 PM Author: stimulating hyperventilating piazza haunted graveyard Never heard of them, def never traded options before. I think your dad may be the only guy in the world who understands puts which is why the entire financial sector is begging him for help! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477290) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Floppy Mother National Security Agency Did they learn that one from benzo the Wall Street Whizkid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477326) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM Author: Impressive den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477248) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:59 AM Author: blue vengeful garrison cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477252) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Pontificating Magenta Filthpig This thread went off like a nuclear bomb. No idea where this is going (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2#49477273) |