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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| mauve round eye | 04/24/26 |
| Orange sickened cruise ship pisswyrm | 04/24/26 |
| internet-worthy goal in life | 04/25/26 |
| Charismatic arrogant den | 04/24/26 |
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| mauve round eye | 04/24/26 |
| Charismatic arrogant den | 04/24/26 |
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| Pink talking gas station selfie | 04/24/26 |
| Orange sickened cruise ship pisswyrm | 04/24/26 |
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| mauve round eye | 04/24/26 |
| Pink talking gas station selfie | 04/25/26 |
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| Zippy metal area liquid oxygen | 04/24/26 |
| Twinkling gaping stage | 04/24/26 |
| Deranged Swashbuckling Rehab Police Squad | 04/25/26 |
| GHOSTCHAD | 04/25/26 |
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| mauve round eye | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: mauve round eye We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Orange sickened cruise ship pisswyrm My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: internet-worthy goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Charismatic arrogant den buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: erotic razzmatazz yarmulke I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: mauve round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Charismatic arrogant den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: Sapphire library stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Pink talking gas station selfie I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Orange sickened cruise ship pisswyrm That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Fighting black orchestra pit international law enforcement agency be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: mauve round eye Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: Pink talking gas station selfie When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Sapphire library stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Zippy metal area liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Twinkling gaping stage Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: Deranged Swashbuckling Rehab Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: GHOSTCHAD (πΎπ£) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Aquamarine hairraiser indian lodge trump supporter He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Heady crawly potus deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy canary church building Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: mauve round eye We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: internet-worthy goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: internet-worthy goal in life how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841560) |