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aromatic green station
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
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  06/10/17
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racy national persian
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Angry 180 Ratface
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Stirring Cumskin
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impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  06/10/17
MOAR!
nudist vivacious tattoo
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
nudist vivacious tattoo
  06/10/17
sup
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  10/02/17
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nudist vivacious tattoo
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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  06/10/17
MOAR!
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  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
Angry 180 Ratface
  06/11/17
How dare you
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"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
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nudist vivacious tattoo
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
fiercely-loyal adventurous space
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
nudist vivacious tattoo
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
nudist vivacious tattoo
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First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
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evan39 is our orwell
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impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
Stimulating Piazza
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Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
Stimulating Piazza
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
nudist vivacious tattoo
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nudist vivacious tattoo
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German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
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where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
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  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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unhinged primrose lay telephone
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MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
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Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
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  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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You need to write for a living, friend
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nudist vivacious tattoo
  06/19/18
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nudist vivacious tattoo
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
cruel-hearted bawdyhouse
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
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nudist vivacious tattoo
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nudist vivacious tattoo
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I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
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impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
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A content machine.
Snowy temple
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amazing
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evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
Aphrodisiac useless brakes regret
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
Aphrodisiac useless brakes regret
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Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
cerebral doobsian ape
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nudist vivacious tattoo
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Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Glittery library
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Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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Ty for ur service
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Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
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impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
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Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
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Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
Snowy temple
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Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse
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Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
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Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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He's going hard in the paint.
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Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
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John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
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¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
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Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
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Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
alcoholic mint abode background story
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NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
alcoholic mint abode background story
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Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
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Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
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  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
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George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
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alcoholic mint abode background story
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impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse
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DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
alcoholic mint abode background story
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Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
alcoholic mint abode background story
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Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: aromatic green station



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33520232)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: aromatic green station



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: talking native international law enforcement agency

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Angry 180 Ratface

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Snowy temple

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal adventurous space

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless brakes regret

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Canary razzle national security agency stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Effete orange keepsake machete

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Piazza

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Stimulating Piazza

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Purple Hairless Fortuitous Meteor

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Canary razzle national security agency stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: unhinged primrose lay telephone

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: unhinged primrose lay telephone

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling flushed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted bawdyhouse

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: White Wagecucks Coldplay Fan

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Snowy temple

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Medicated flatulent selfie partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless brakes regret

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless brakes regret

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Arrogant shimmering corner scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: cerebral doobsian ape

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: Glittery library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: bull headed office voyeur

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Lavender apoplectic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551479)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Snowy temple

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Submissive house prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Canary razzle national security agency stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787892)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Carnelian haunting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45299235)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: irradiated amethyst pervert

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless brakes regret

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: chocolate titillating cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551569)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Carnelian haunting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45592426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45689672)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: mauve heady box office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46417156)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46549529)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46795853)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46923177)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: nudist vivacious tattoo

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Submissive house prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47118982)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: irradiated amethyst pervert

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: cobalt naked mad cow disease crackhouse

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47547603)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47694636)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47996531)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551475)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Lavender apoplectic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551477)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: alcoholic mint abode background story

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48706553)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48782712)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48805077)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48851327)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48869849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48885819)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48892585)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48902188)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: impertinent obsidian shitlib sanctuary

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48966809)