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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
khaki office
  06/30/25
wow lol
Crusty Step-uncle's House Circlehead
  06/30/25
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Curious dilemma marketing idea
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Crusty Step-uncle's House Circlehead
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
khaki office
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
mewling beady-eyed whorehouse private investor
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
khaki office
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Bossy judgmental church
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
trip sticky fanboi haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Crusty Step-uncle's House Circlehead
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
brilliant aphrodisiac base patrolman
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
khaki office
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
trip sticky fanboi haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
self-centered lay
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Crusty Step-uncle's House Circlehead
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
khaki office
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Razzmatazz incel
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Contagious hyperventilating legal warrant
  06/30/25
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lilac pungent regret public bath
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
buck-toothed newt
  06/30/25
...
khaki office
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Lemon range psychic
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
sexy floppy codepig jewess
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
scarlet coldplay fan field
  06/30/25
...
brilliant aphrodisiac base patrolman
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
self-centered lay
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Mind-boggling sapphire nowag
  07/01/25
...
sexy floppy codepig jewess
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Bateful fuchsia candlestick maker
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
know-it-all cruise ship
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Orchid soul-stirring sex offender
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Massive University Chad
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
bisexual black mood macaca
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
boyish twinkling immigrant
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: khaki office

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Crusty Step-uncle's House Circlehead

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Curious dilemma marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Crusty Step-uncle's House Circlehead

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: khaki office

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: mewling beady-eyed whorehouse private investor

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: khaki office

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Bossy judgmental church

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: trip sticky fanboi haunted graveyard

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Crusty Step-uncle's House Circlehead

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac base patrolman

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: khaki office

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: trip sticky fanboi haunted graveyard

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: self-centered lay

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Crusty Step-uncle's House Circlehead

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: khaki office

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz incel

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Contagious hyperventilating legal warrant

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: lilac pungent regret public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: buck-toothed newt

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: khaki office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Lemon range psychic

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: sexy floppy codepig jewess

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: scarlet coldplay fan field

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac base patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: self-centered lay

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sapphire nowag

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: sexy floppy codepig jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Bateful fuchsia candlestick maker

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: know-it-all cruise ship

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Orchid soul-stirring sex offender

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Massive University Chad

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: bisexual black mood macaca

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: boyish twinkling immigrant

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)