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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
sadistic excitant mother chad
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
Outnumbered razzmatazz wagecucks
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
sadistic excitant mother chad
  05/01/26
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Juden Peterstein
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
Outnumbered razzmatazz wagecucks
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Mind-boggling Zombie-like Gay Wizard Theater
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sadistic excitant mother chad
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marvelous pocket flask
  10/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
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sadistic excitant mother chad
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
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Ruddy appetizing codepig voyeur
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sadistic excitant mother chad
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Fucking Fuckface
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
comical red electric furnace
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
citrine beta place of business
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: sadistic excitant mother chad

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857538)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz wagecucks

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857545)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: sadistic excitant mother chad

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857548)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Juden Peterstein



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz wagecucks

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Zombie-like Gay Wizard Theater



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Date: October 1st, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: sadistic excitant mother chad



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Date: October 1st, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: marvelous pocket flask



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Slippery Bawdyhouse Travel Guidebook

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857603)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: sadistic excitant mother chad



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: razzle iridescent psychic

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Ruddy appetizing codepig voyeur



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: sadistic excitant mother chad



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: comical red electric furnace

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49858308)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: citrine beta place of business

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Ruddy appetizing codepig voyeur

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: opaque weed whacker



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Date: October 1st, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: marvelous pocket flask



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