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Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/18/25
710K
Adventurous jade stage quadroon
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/18/25
yea
Adventurous jade stage quadroon
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
stimulating vengeful pervert
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
out-of-control translucent boistinker halford
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
stimulating vengeful pervert
  12/18/25
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sick theater gaping
  12/18/25
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gaped roast beef tanning salon
  12/19/25
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Stirring Church Building
  12/19/25
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haunting comical roommate
  12/19/25
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Dashing school
  12/20/25
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Electric orchestra pit national security agency
  12/21/25
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razzle coral doctorate brunch
  12/21/25
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Bronze filthpig business firm
  12/21/25
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cruel-hearted hyperventilating parlour shitlib
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
amethyst pisswyrm school cafeteria
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
amethyst pisswyrm school cafeteria
  12/18/25
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gaped roast beef tanning salon
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
crawly antidepressant drug turdskin
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
aphrodisiac twinkling range clown
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
crawly antidepressant drug turdskin
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
razzle-dazzle dull blood rage
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
crawly antidepressant drug turdskin
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Motley Magenta University
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Motley Magenta University
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Motley Magenta University
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
sickened bespoke immigrant
  12/18/25
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Adventurous jade stage quadroon
  12/18/25
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cerebral volcanic crater public bath
  12/19/25
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Brass boyish double fault
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
gaped roast beef tanning salon
  12/19/25
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glittery azn puppy
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Motley Magenta University
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
balding institution
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Mauve charismatic gas station
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
gaped roast beef tanning salon
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Appetizing Becky Casino
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
gaped roast beef tanning salon
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
deep market death wish
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
cerebral volcanic crater public bath
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
plum forum round eye
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
pearly trip sanctuary keepsake machete
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
sickened bespoke immigrant
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Twisted blue telephone
  12/18/25
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medicated lascivious shrine affirmative action
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/18/25
I am atty.
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Motley Magenta University
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Slate plaza
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Slate plaza
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal queen of the night national
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Slate plaza
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
gaped roast beef tanning salon
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Electric orchestra pit national security agency
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter
  12/22/25
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arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
sickened bespoke immigrant
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
medicated lascivious shrine affirmative action
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
sickened bespoke immigrant
  12/18/25
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haunting comical roommate
  12/19/25
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gaped roast beef tanning salon
  12/19/25
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arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter
  12/22/25
not enough.
cerebral volcanic crater public bath
  12/18/25
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Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button
  12/20/25
little under $6M
naked violent pozpig
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Motley Magenta University
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
stimulating vengeful pervert
  12/18/25
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Spruce gaming laptop
  12/18/25
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deep market death wish
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
naked violent pozpig
  12/19/25
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Spectacular Sinister Private Investor Weed Whacker
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Wine stag film
  12/18/25
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sick theater gaping
  12/18/25
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cerebral volcanic crater public bath
  12/18/25
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Startling citrine pistol toaster
  12/20/25
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Bronze filthpig business firm
  12/21/25
-$184K
soggy twinkling uncleanness locale
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Flesh startled mood principal's office
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Dun sex offender codepig
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Stirring Church Building
  12/19/25
low-200s
metal azure step-uncle's house useless brakes
  12/18/25
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alcoholic mahogany locus wrinkle
  12/18/25
like 2 million
glassy cheese-eating native
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Buff hairraiser faggotry legend
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Talking trailer park really tough guy
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Shivering heaven messiness
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Talking trailer park really tough guy
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
cruel-hearted hyperventilating parlour shitlib
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Shivering heaven messiness
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
plum forum round eye
  12/19/25
thank you
Shivering heaven messiness
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Elite lettuce point
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Poppy karate
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Useless Vibrant State
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Diverse turquoise son of senegal indian lodge
  12/19/25
what happened
Stirring Church Building
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Diverse turquoise son of senegal indian lodge
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
haunting comical roommate
  12/19/25
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Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Cream fragrant french chef associate
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
glittery azn puppy
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
crimson meetinghouse bbw
  12/20/25
~$900k
Appetizing Becky Casino
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
rusted pit rigor
  12/19/25
Wow.
Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
cerebral volcanic crater public bath
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
rusted pit rigor
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
cerebral volcanic crater public bath
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
rusted pit rigor
  12/19/25
lol
Rose Idiot Newt
  12/19/25
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cerebral volcanic crater public bath
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
plum forum round eye
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Beady-eyed godawful psychic hell
  12/19/25
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plum forum round eye
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal queen of the night national
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Bearded multi-colored dilemma
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Pale Den
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Bearded multi-colored dilemma
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Beady-eyed godawful psychic hell
  12/21/25
You sound poor
cruel-hearted hyperventilating parlour shitlib
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Startling citrine pistol toaster
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Yapping old irish cottage
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
mind-boggling whorehouse
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Yapping old irish cottage
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Talking trailer park really tough guy
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Yapping old irish cottage
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Adventurous jade stage quadroon
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Yapping old irish cottage
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
naked violent pozpig
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
mind-boggling whorehouse
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button
  12/20/25
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Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/20/25
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Adventurous jade stage quadroon
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Dashing school
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Buff hairraiser faggotry legend
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
crystalline passionate area internal respiration
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
crystalline passionate area internal respiration
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
crystalline passionate area internal respiration
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
maroon nighttime scourge upon the earth
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
odious space half-breed
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
maroon nighttime scourge upon the earth
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
maroon nighttime scourge upon the earth
  12/21/25
...
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Bearded multi-colored dilemma
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
balding institution
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
dead center fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
aromatic topaz dopamine
  12/21/25
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razzle coral doctorate brunch
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Pink wagecucks
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Lime office voyeur
  12/21/25
180 last note
angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
odious space half-breed
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
grizzly razzmatazz rehab
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
histrionic sienna ladyboy
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
aphrodisiac twinkling range clown
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
odious space half-breed
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Racy honey-headed senate gunner
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Duck-like mexican temple
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Bronze filthpig business firm
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Adventurous jade stage quadroon
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Bearded multi-colored dilemma
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Racy honey-headed senate gunner
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Adventurous jade stage quadroon
  12/23/25
cap gains
Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal queen of the night national
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Adventurous jade stage quadroon
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button
  12/25/25
~$500k
dead center fortuitous meteor
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Adventurous jade stage quadroon

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Adventurous jade stage quadroon

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: stimulating vengeful pervert

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: out-of-control translucent boistinker halford

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: stimulating vengeful pervert

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: sick theater gaping



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: gaped roast beef tanning salon



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Stirring Church Building



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: haunting comical roommate



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Dashing school



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Electric orchestra pit national security agency



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: razzle coral doctorate brunch



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Bronze filthpig business firm



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hyperventilating parlour shitlib



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: amethyst pisswyrm school cafeteria

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: amethyst pisswyrm school cafeteria

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: gaped roast beef tanning salon



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: crawly antidepressant drug turdskin

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling range clown

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: crawly antidepressant drug turdskin

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull blood rage

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: crawly antidepressant drug turdskin

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Motley Magenta University

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Motley Magenta University

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Motley Magenta University

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: sickened bespoke immigrant

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Adventurous jade stage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Brass boyish double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: gaped roast beef tanning salon

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: glittery azn puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Motley Magenta University

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: balding institution

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Mauve charismatic gas station

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: gaped roast beef tanning salon

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Appetizing Becky Casino

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: gaped roast beef tanning salon

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: deep market death wish

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater public bath

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: plum forum round eye

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: pearly trip sanctuary keepsake machete

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: sickened bespoke immigrant

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Twisted blue telephone

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: medicated lascivious shrine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Motley Magenta University

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Slate plaza

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Slate plaza

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal queen of the night national

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Slate plaza

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: gaped roast beef tanning salon

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Electric orchestra pit national security agency

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: sickened bespoke immigrant

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: medicated lascivious shrine affirmative action

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: sickened bespoke immigrant

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: haunting comical roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: gaped roast beef tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater public bath

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: naked violent pozpig

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Motley Magenta University

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: stimulating vengeful pervert

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Spruce gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: deep market death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: naked violent pozpig

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Sinister Private Investor Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Wine stag film

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: sick theater gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Startling citrine pistol toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Bronze filthpig business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: soggy twinkling uncleanness locale

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Flesh startled mood principal's office

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Dun sex offender codepig

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Stirring Church Building

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: metal azure step-uncle's house useless brakes

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: alcoholic mahogany locus wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: glassy cheese-eating native

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Buff hairraiser faggotry legend

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Talking trailer park really tough guy

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Shivering heaven messiness

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Talking trailer park really tough guy

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hyperventilating parlour shitlib

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Shivering heaven messiness

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: plum forum round eye

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Shivering heaven messiness

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Elite lettuce point

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Poppy karate

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Useless Vibrant State

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Diverse turquoise son of senegal indian lodge

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Stirring Church Building

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Diverse turquoise son of senegal indian lodge

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: haunting comical roommate

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cream fragrant french chef associate

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: glittery azn puppy

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: crimson meetinghouse bbw

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Appetizing Becky Casino

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: rusted pit rigor

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater public bath

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: rusted pit rigor

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater public bath

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: rusted pit rigor

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Rose Idiot Newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: plum forum round eye

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed godawful psychic hell

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: plum forum round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal queen of the night national

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Bearded multi-colored dilemma

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Pale Den

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Bearded multi-colored dilemma

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed godawful psychic hell

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hyperventilating parlour shitlib

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Startling citrine pistol toaster

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Yapping old irish cottage

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Yapping old irish cottage

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Talking trailer park really tough guy

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Yapping old irish cottage

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Adventurous jade stage quadroon

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: arrogant anal abode faggot firefighter

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Yapping old irish cottage

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: naked violent pozpig

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Adventurous jade stage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Dashing school

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Buff hairraiser faggotry legend

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: crystalline passionate area internal respiration

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: crystalline passionate area internal respiration

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: crystalline passionate area internal respiration

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: maroon nighttime scourge upon the earth

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: odious space half-breed

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: maroon nighttime scourge upon the earth

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: maroon nighttime scourge upon the earth

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Bearded multi-colored dilemma

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: balding institution

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: dead center fortuitous meteor

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy spot striped hyena

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aromatic topaz dopamine

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: razzle coral doctorate brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Pink wagecucks

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Lime office voyeur

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: angry 180 fat ankles party of the first part

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: odious space half-breed

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz rehab

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: histrionic sienna ladyboy

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling range clown

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: odious space half-breed

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Racy honey-headed senate gunner

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Duck-like mexican temple

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Bronze filthpig business firm

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Adventurous jade stage quadroon

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Bearded multi-colored dilemma

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Racy honey-headed senate gunner

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Adventurous jade stage quadroon

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fiercely-loyal queen of the night national

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Adventurous jade stage quadroon

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Cocky Jet Factory Reset Button

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: dead center fortuitous meteor

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538879)