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So thks to Trump, Australia+Canada's last chance to send back the Jeets is over?
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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 05/03/25 |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:13 AM Author: .;..,..;,:;.;.,.,,;..;,..:,.,.;,,;,........:..,.:: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719985&forum_id=2#48901031) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:15 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:58 AM Author: evan39 (writing under duress in a Marriott Business Center outside Milwaukee)
Title: The Last Deportation Window Has Closed (Submitted to The New York Times; rejected, but accidentally posted to the company Slack by Evan himself under the "Inclusion+Belonging" channel)
I remember where I was when I realized the Jeets weren’t going anywhere. I was in a Panera in Madison, Wisconsin, drafting a corrective coaching memo about improper timecard adjustments. Then I looked up, and they were all there.** Not employees. Just... present.** Present in the air, in the laminated décor, in the eye contact that lasted too long.
There had been talk, of course. Idle whispers in the policy compliance corners of Reddit. “Australia will do it.” “Canada still has time.” I believed. I had to believe. I even submitted a Freedom of Information request to the Queensland Department of Citizenship, hoping to find a whisper of hope in the footnotes.
But then came Trump.
His visa caps. His posturing. His accidental signaling to diaspora enclaves that their global ambitions were safe—not challenged but validated. One by one, the escape hatches sealed. The Jeet became anchored. Syndicated. Sponsored. Their LinkedIn bios now read "Global Strategy Lead."
Do you understand the consequences of this? I do. I’ve been in Jeet-dominated environments. I've had to pretend I knew what cricket was. I’ve been out-billed, out-grinded, and once, subtly flexed on when my Safeway Club Card was declined and theirs wasn't even needed. “Corporate account,” he said, smiling. “PepsiCo.”
The Mahchine™ does not resist them. It incorporates them. Grants them SharePoint access and asks me if I’ve completed my bias re-certification.
I once tried to explain to Tabitha that meritocracy doesn’t mean PowerPoint dominance. She told me to stop emailing during Ramadan.
And now here we are.
Australia will not be our ark. Canada has fallen. I am trapped in this open-floorplan mausoleum. And someone, somewhere, is onboarding another Jeet.
Everything is fine. — evan39 Currently stationed in "Client-Facing Mode" Thread count: 342 Spiritual reserves: collapsing
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:17 AM Author: NIGGER FATIGUE The other Anglosphere countries are waaaaay too raped to be saved from within
We're just going to have to externally re-conquer them down the road |