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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
lilac kitty resort
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Spectacular Cuckold Locale
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
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judgmental bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse reading party
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Ivory Lodge Lettuce
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beady-eyed vermilion death wish kitchen
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Mewling shivering locus circlehead
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
exciting famous landscape painting crackhouse
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
slate roommate
  12/23/25
180
racy hospital antidepressant drug
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
charismatic bearded stage
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/23/25
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Supple hateful friendly grandma
  12/24/25
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shimmering bat shit crazy point
  12/24/25
logical tbh
exhilarant black shrine tank
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
transparent ungodly range
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
transparent ungodly range
  12/23/25
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stirring piazza
  12/24/25
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Mewling shivering locus circlehead
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
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  12/23/25
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Talking lascivious senate
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/23/25
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Talking lascivious senate
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
honey-headed aphrodisiac indian lodge yarmulke
  12/24/25
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Talking lascivious senate
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
poppy pisswyrm
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
rusted public bath tattoo
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Smoky national doctorate
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Thriller bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Smoky national doctorate
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/24/25
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Slippery tantric patrolman prole
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Thriller bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Thriller bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Smoky national doctorate
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/25/25
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House-broken tanning salon toilet seat
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Slippery tantric patrolman prole
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
beady-eyed vermilion death wish kitchen
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
electric chestnut set headpube
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Frum pink ticket booth
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Mauve house
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Mauve house
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
cerebral nursing home
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Thriller bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
fiercely-loyal hell telephone
  12/24/25
tp
cobalt garrison
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Navy Soul-stirring Institution Athletic Conference
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Thriller bawdyhouse
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Ivory Lodge Lettuce
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Thriller bawdyhouse
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: lilac kitty resort

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Cuckold Locale

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: judgmental bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: aqua parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: slate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Slippery tantric patrolman prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cobalt garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Titillating Sable Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Cuckold Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: twinkling fear-inspiring son of senegal marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Nofapping copper half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed vermilion death wish kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Mewling shivering locus circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: exciting famous landscape painting crackhouse

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: slate roommate

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: racy hospital antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: charismatic bearded stage

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Supple hateful friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: shimmering bat shit crazy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: exhilarant black shrine tank

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: transparent ungodly range

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: transparent ungodly range

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: stirring piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Mewling shivering locus circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Cowardly internal respiration

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Talking lascivious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Talking lascivious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: honey-headed aphrodisiac indian lodge yarmulke

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Talking lascivious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: poppy pisswyrm

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: rusted public bath tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Smoky national doctorate

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Smoky national doctorate

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Slippery tantric patrolman prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Smoky national doctorate

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: House-broken tanning salon toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Slippery tantric patrolman prole

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed vermilion death wish kitchen

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: electric chestnut set headpube

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Frum pink ticket booth

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Mauve house

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Mauve house

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: cerebral nursing home

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hell telephone

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: cobalt garrison

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Navy Soul-stirring Institution Athletic Conference

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Lettuce

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49539118)