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Dinged a summer for being a Trumpmo

Feels so good. Don't talk politics when you're trying to get...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
ive dinged a few summers for being shitlibs. LJL at u
talented cordovan area
  10/15/19
(things that never happened)
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  07/30/17
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*Things that never happened*
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Iridescent turdskin house
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(guy who hasn't worked in big law)
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yes this definitely happened
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  07/30/17
Happened about 3 hours ago, actually.
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
Oh, so you dinged him on a Sunday? Yeah, that makes sense. ...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
Yes, I dinged him during an event. Do you know how firm summ...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
No he doesn't.
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lol at PrateekPorsche talking to himself
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  07/02/18
Yep. Which is why I'm calling this flame out.
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
So you dinged him, not for doing shitty work, but you're goi...
Abnormal abode black woman
  07/30/17
none of this ever happened.
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
No, i dinged him for being too dumb to see through the nonse...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
Lol
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  07/30/17
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glittery dilemma
  07/31/17
To be fair, people do get dinged for saying/doing crazy shit...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
lol at getting dinged because you didn't go to events and do...
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  07/31/17
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  04/06/19
Did he start a BUILD THE WALL chant during cocktails?
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  07/31/17
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Unhinged Death Wish
  07/31/17
ROFL
violent hospital water buffalo
  07/31/17
180
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  07/30/17
i notice that libs have been resorting to this sort of pure ...
Big-titted kitty
  07/30/17
the side by side fantasy of an associate ever having the pow...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
I been here since 04/05 and haven't been an associate for pr...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
lol so in your fantasy you're a biglaw partner now too? fuc...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
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  07/31/17
"I been here" said the partner
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  07/31/17
what just happened
excitant insanely creepy cruise ship prole
  07/31/17
You really showed him!
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  07/30/17
Actually, I haven't showed him yet because he doesn't know h...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
WTF would a summer ever talk politics? That's stupid enough...
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  07/30/17
there's almost nothing stupid enough to be dingworthy except...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
This is the legitimate reason I used to ding him but in real...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
shitthatneverhappened.txt
Big-titted kitty
  07/30/17
relate a couple of anecdotes about the pro-Trump stuff he sa...
vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard
  07/30/17
pls respond. shouldn't take long at all if this is a true st...
vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard
  07/30/17
Na, I'm good.
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
Not when it comes to running flame on XO.
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Irradiated mauve base laser beams
  07/31/17
it's PP; he's far too stupid to come up with plausible flame...
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cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma
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Unhinged Death Wish
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  07/30/17
Okay Doobs.
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  07/31/17
lol at weil or debevoise giving less than 100% offers becaus...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
Lol shit I forgot. I summered back in the depths of ITE whe...
insane ebony yarmulke
  07/30/17
so did I, and even then nobody would've been dinged for some...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
I'm a partner. All I had to do was tell the hiring partner t...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
The "hiring partner"? LOL. You've never been nea...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
By way of example and to ding fag you like I did that rednec...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
you're a fucking retard. biglaw firms have committees that ...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
Nice backpedal. I thought biglaw firms didn't have "hi...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
bro this flame didn't go well for you and that's ok. it wor...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
But if biglaw hiring partners don't exist, i should get 0 se...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
you did get zero search results. lol at locke lord Houston ...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
180 subthread
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Irradiated mauve base laser beams
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Unhinged Death Wish
  07/31/17
So on a Sunday you randomly decided to call another partner ...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
lol good work ITT fishy
vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard
  07/30/17
No, I walked over to him at an event and said that guy doesn...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
that would be the event that finished up 30 minutes ago on s...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
Still going actually. I left early. You assume everyone is i...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
(guy attending the first sunday biglaw summer associate even...
elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
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Irradiated mauve base laser beams
  07/31/17
LOL, this sounds like WMTP's fantasy of being a law firm par...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
don't be silly. the firm would definitely torpedo its offer...
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cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  10/16/17
lol is this the lib version of the chain emails where the st...
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FWD: FWD: FWD: ARROGANT DRUMPFKIN HUMILITATED!!! (100 TRUE!!...
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Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
Loled
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elite alcoholic point
  07/30/17
I can 100% see this happening in MFH where some jew shrew ge...
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  07/30/17
Absolutely not, and if the OP's story was true it would refl...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
Except a partner did do this. I of course did not say he was...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
another clue this is poor and humiliatingly bad flame-- pre...
Bat-shit-crazy curious really tough guy state
  07/30/17
Firms absolutely discriminate. With all sorts of bs "fi...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
OK, so there's deep endemic racism in biglaw hiring, AND &qu...
vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard
  07/30/17
Yes. But those of us who get through are now the one's that ...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/30/17
I'm starting to get a certain "ESL" vibe from you.
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  07/30/17
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Hairraiser digit ratio institution
  07/30/17
I started to sense this with the "these are the code wo...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
yup. PP.
Irradiated mauve base laser beams
  07/31/17
lol
cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  07/30/17
i dub thee "WLMAS pumo" for this post in particula...
Hairraiser digit ratio institution
  07/30/17
"Except a partner did do this." Well fuck, you ...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/30/17
this thread reminds me of a thread from long ago where a hir...
french filthpig stage
  07/30/17
i am embarassed to say i have been here for over a decade. b...
Bat-shit-crazy curious really tough guy state
  07/30/17
sad!
french filthpig stage
  07/31/17
lol thread did not go well for OP very sad
odious wild son of senegal
  07/30/17
OP, did you expect this thread to go differently? if so, why...
Bat-shit-crazy curious really tough guy state
  07/30/17
You die in the Dechert, you die for real!
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  07/30/17
obvious flame but provoked 90+ responses (so far) --&g...
Mind-boggling maniacal travel guidebook
  07/31/17
Because it hit really close to home for all the Trumptards....
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/31/17
way to miss the point spectacularly, dipshit
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  07/31/17
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violent hospital water buffalo
  07/31/17
that spectacularly retarded and deluded poast outted the OP ...
Irradiated mauve base laser beams
  07/31/17
OP started w/ cheap heat then argued with everyone who calle...
haunting whorehouse juggernaut
  07/31/17
she is a master at this, whether she means to be or not
Mind-boggling maniacal travel guidebook
  07/31/17
maybe Trump made this thread.
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/31/17
"Don't talk politics when you're trying to get a job.&q...
Henna arousing queen of the night
  07/31/17
Lmao thread did not go as OP expected
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  07/31/17
I tried to "ding" a summer one year for being a le...
Nubile milk
  07/31/17
fair point
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  07/31/17
Brother, your experience is what we call IRL, OPs is fanfic....
Stirring puppy bawdyhouse
  07/31/17
it could be that OP is talking about midlaw. I've never hear...
Nubile milk
  07/31/17
Even in midlaw youd have to come up with some sort of reason...
comical black fortuitous meteor giraffe
  07/31/17
Yep, that's the point I was making above.
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/31/17
Sup me
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  06/12/18
I've given no-offer ratings in interviews to applicants with...
self-centered senate messiness
  07/31/17
1. For summers or applicants who haven't been hired at all y...
useless gunner
  07/31/17
Interviews are a different story, especially OCI/screeners. ...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/31/17
the plot thickens. Turns out these are the code words folks ...
Bateful twisted kitchen
  07/31/17
If you ever set foot in a law firm, you would know that they...
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/31/17
They let H1B's become law partners now?
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Mind-boggling maniacal travel guidebook
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contagious sooty national elastic band
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Unhinged Death Wish
  07/31/17
This sounds like flame. I'm not sure the OP (if the OP is a...
cyan meetinghouse pozpig
  07/31/17
it was PP confirmed that OP is deranged SJW PP, rach rest hi...
violent hospital water buffalo
  07/31/17
nobody gets dinged for hooking up with an associates, happen...
Iridescent turdskin house
  07/31/17
...and the partners bit is just plain encouraged!
Unhinged Death Wish
  07/31/17
If you're indiscreet about it and it happens where it should...
cyan meetinghouse pozpig
  07/31/17
To be fair, constantly interjecting contentious politics int...
ivory stage idea he suggested
  07/31/17
Yep, that's the point I was trying to make. Holding differen...
cyan meetinghouse pozpig
  07/31/17
This definitely sounds like flame. And also an asshole move....
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*walks into corporate breakfast room to accept his promotion...
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Boyish Talking Becky Cuck
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the summer attended the Albert Einstein School of Law
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The summer drafted the agreement The United States and t...
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Boyish Talking Becky Cuck
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cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma
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cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma
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"LOL @ this ever happening, I know big law" - 20 y...
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Dun aromatic ticket booth
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Stimulating Dingle Berry
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Still lol’ing At the idea that there is some secret la...
haunting whorehouse juggernaut
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  04/25/21
What a great thread
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humphrey's (((executor)))
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God damn this one was a banger
Paralegal Jeetstomper
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Just when you start to think the Kimmel firing may be too fa...
Snigga
  09/19/25
10 years of fan fiction?
Paralegalstack
  09/19/25
no, tons and tons of libs were in hiring positions at biglaw...
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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Feels so good. Don't talk politics when you're trying to get a job. And we're full summer so this is his only shot.

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Date: October 15th, 2019 2:16 AM
Author: talented cordovan area

ive dinged a few summers for being shitlibs.

LJL at u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#38979259)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: sapphire faggot firefighter immigrant

(things that never happened)

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Date: September 18th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: """'"'"""''



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Vivacious brilliant hell



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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Mustard factory reset button location

lol at this shitlib fan fiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887516)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Adulterous balding hunting ground



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pit coffee pot



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:30 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:37 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:48 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:52 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:03 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:11 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2017 12:12 AM
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Date: July 31st, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Zippy translucent theater stage

*Things that never happened*

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Date: July 31st, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: haunting whorehouse juggernaut



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Date: July 31st, 2017 7:57 AM
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Date: July 31st, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Stirring puppy bawdyhouse



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Iridescent turdskin house



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Date: October 26th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Slap-happy market roast beef



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 1:39 PM
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:28 AM
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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Iridescent turdskin house



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Date: April 16th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: sapphire faggot firefighter immigrant

(guy who hasn't worked in big law)

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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: ultramarine useless brakes



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Date: October 15th, 2019 1:52 AM
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Date: October 28th, 2019 3:51 AM
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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:31 AM
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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: marvelous learning disabled bbw

yes this definitely happened

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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Happened about 3 hours ago, actually.

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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

Oh, so you dinged him on a Sunday? Yeah, that makes sense.

But seriously, you have no idea how shit works in law firms, do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887803)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Yes, I dinged him during an event. Do you know how firm summer programs work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887839)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Irate swollen address indirect expression

No he doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887953)



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Date: June 24th, 2018 7:24 AM
Author: Maroon new version sneaky criminal

lol at PrateekPorsche talking to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36300316)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: electric free-loading knife corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36349522)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

Yep. Which is why I'm calling this flame out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887983)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Abnormal abode black woman

So you dinged him, not for doing shitty work, but you're going to ruin his life for making a political comment at a work event because it was something positive about the leader of the party you don't like. Libs are insane and bitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887985)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

none of this ever happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888020)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

No, i dinged him for being too dumb to see through the nonsense spewed by Trump and legion of followers.

No difference then if some summer starting bragging about Louis Farrakhan or David Duke. Trump is that level of divisive and he should've been smart enough to know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888037)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Abnormal abode black woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888050)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889268)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

To be fair, people do get dinged for saying/doing crazy shit. When this happens, it isn't this hush-hush crap. I heard of a summer threatening to cut some associate with a knife, there was of course swimmer girl, and I knew of some girl that got dinged because she attended exactly 0 summer events. No-offering someone in a good year (and it is a good year) is a major decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888093)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned school cafeteria

lol at getting dinged because you didn't go to events and don't care about #lawlife #workhardplayhard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888242)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: garnet bearded locus roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889421)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 7:13 PM
Author: fighting set hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#38050536)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: grizzly passionate range

Did he start a BUILD THE WALL chant during cocktails?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889442)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892611)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: violent hospital water buffalo

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892567)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: galvanic weed whacker fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887598)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Big-titted kitty

i notice that libs have been resorting to this sort of pure fiction recently. they are so starved for actual victories that they are becoming a bit psychotic (more than usual) and are simply telling themselves fables as a form of comfort, like a child's pacifier.

but these are adults.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887614)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

the side by side fantasy of an associate ever having the power to ding a summer together with the lib fantasy of ever being relevant again makes for 180 fantasy reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887636)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

I been here since 04/05 and haven't been an associate for probably longer than you've been practicing law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887661)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

lol so in your fantasy you're a biglaw partner now too? fucking rofl, this keeps getting better!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887668)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889983)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: excitant insanely creepy cruise ship prole

"I been here" said the partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888600)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: lake misanthropic toilet seat psychic

rollin up in my white shoes

my gat is a mac

trigger finger banging

out briefs, bringing lit heat

first chair, leather seats

in my Benz

Nobu? nbd. watch me

dominate the court scene

opposing counsel's only 6'1"

6 figs in my kid's trust funds

when i been here

u know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33890051)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: excitant insanely creepy cruise ship prole

what just happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33890518)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: primrose alpha locale

You really showed him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887656)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Actually, I haven't showed him yet because he doesn't know he got dinged nor will he know why he got dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887667)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Ruby spectacular place of business

WTF would a summer ever talk politics? That's stupid enough to be dingworthy regardless of who he voted for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

there's almost nothing stupid enough to be dingworthy except at extremely TTT firms, and "talking politicth" is definitely not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887681)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

This is the legitimate reason I used to ding him but in reality it was because he was openly pro-Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887684)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: Big-titted kitty

shitthatneverhappened.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887697)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard

relate a couple of anecdotes about the pro-Trump stuff he said/wrote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887834)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard

pls respond. shouldn't take long at all if this is a true story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888025)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Na, I'm good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888049)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard

Not when it comes to running flame on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888085)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser digit ratio institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888124)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889986)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams

it's PP; he's far too stupid to come up with plausible flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889988)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33890031)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892389)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Iridescent turdskin house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892552)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: violent hospital water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892571)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: thirsty french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#35526983)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: fighting set hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36349134)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 7:17 PM
Author: fighting set hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#38050544)



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Date: October 15th, 2019 1:52 AM
Author: misunderstood unholy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#38979186)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: insane ebony yarmulke

Give us an idea of the vault/city/practice area. Because right now, as a TRUMPmo, I'm hoping this lazy flame is real so this 180 TRUMPmo in arms doesn't have to suffer through 4 years of Weil BK or Debevoise anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887687)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Okay Doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887692)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: High-end Den Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889886)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

lol at weil or debevoise giving less than 100% offers because someone told them an associate was a trumpmo. OP has never been near a biglaw firm, so the good news is that this imaginary trumpmo never will be either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887699)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: insane ebony yarmulke

Lol shit I forgot. I summered back in the depths of ITE when firms weren't trying to stay above 95% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887720)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

so did I, and even then nobody would've been dinged for something like that. although they probably would've loved to can some faggot associate for trying to sway the hiring committee because s/he didn't like the summer's politics. that I could actually see happening in ITE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887749)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

I'm a partner. All I had to do was tell the hiring partner that he talked politics and said something offensive. Lacks the type of discretion we like in associates. Ding Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887778)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

The "hiring partner"? LOL. You've never been near a biglaw firm in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887796)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

By way of example and to ding fag you like I did that redneck summer:

http://www.lockelord.com/thefirm/offices/houston/contacts?lang=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887823)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

you're a fucking retard. biglaw firms have committees that deal with hiring, you don't just "tell the hiring partner" about your personal belief about someone's lack of discretion and they're gone. TONS of partners have invested hours upon hours of time in the recruiting process and legit firms have built reputations over YEARS for hiring everybody back except for the most egregious of offenses, and even then they still hire them back.

again, you've never been near a biglaw firm in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887852)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Nice backpedal. I thought biglaw firms didn't have "hiring partners." That was your original contention. What happen boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887878)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

bro this flame didn't go well for you and that's ok. it works better to flame about biglaw when you've actually been in a firm and aren't furiously googling "biglaw hiring partner" to save face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887892)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

But if biglaw hiring partners don't exist, i should get 0 search results right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887906)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

you did get zero search results. lol at locke lord Houston being fucking biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887911)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:32 AM
Author: vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard

180 subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36229029)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889993)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892605)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

So on a Sunday you randomly decided to call another partner and mention that you want to ding a summer because he was a Trumpmo? Is that your story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887826)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard

lol good work ITT fishy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887845)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

No, I walked over to him at an event and said that guy doesn't get an offer because XYZ. Unless he has someone with a bigger book then me lobbying for him (he doesn't) he's effectively dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887855)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

that would be the event that finished up 30 minutes ago on sunday night? that was your original story right? what happened, hoss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887901)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Still going actually. I left early. You assume everyone is in your shitty time zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887918)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

(guy attending the first sunday biglaw summer associate event in history)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887927)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889995)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

LOL, this sounds like WMTP's fantasy of being a law firm partner. "I'm a real boss and I roll up to this hiring partner in da club, he's part of my crew yo, and I'm like 'yo yo, brah, this kid's out of here, nowhatImsayin?' And he just nodded and was like 'OFS, anything for you, boss!'"

IRL, this conversation absolutely wouldn't happen this way for a bunch of reasons, especially not on a Sunday. At best you would get a response that goes "this is a serious decision, and we need to discuss this with the rest of the partners. I also need to understand exactly what happened better." If they realized this was basically a political gripe they would almost certainly tell you to stfu.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887974)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point

don't be silly. the firm would definitely torpedo its offer rate and chances of recruiting the best talent, notwithstanding extending offers to loser summers who did incompetent work and drunkenly barfed at summer events year after year, because one dipshit autoadmit pumo "partner" spoke "the coded language" about how he didn't like the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888010)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888112)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser digit ratio institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888121)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#34458256)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:29 PM
Author: appetizing rambunctious police squad

lol is this the lib version of the chain emails where the student was albert einstein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: contagious sooty national elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:34 PM
Author: appetizing rambunctious police squad

FWD: FWD: FWD: ARROGANT DRUMPFKIN HUMILITATED!!! (100 TRUE!!!) !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887755)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:34 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887765)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887790)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Abnormal abode black woman

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888039)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888560)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: citrine blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889047)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: violent hospital water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889277)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pit coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889386)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 10:49 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Racy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889845)



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: ultramarine useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36665624)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: elite alcoholic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887718)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: exciting scourge upon the earth resort

I can 100% see this happening in MFH where some jew shrew gets ir8 that someone didn't vote for HER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887805)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

Absolutely not, and if the OP's story was true it would reflect incredibly badly on them. No partner would do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887822)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Except a partner did do this. I of course did not say he was openly supporting Trump, only that he talked about controversial political topics in a way that made others uncomfortable. Thus he lacks the discretion we need in our associates.

This, by the way, is the type of code talk white use to not hire minorities all the time. I see it every year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887833)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy curious really tough guy state

another clue this is poor and humiliatingly bad flame-- pretending that biglolyers discriminate against blacks. did you get your image of lawyers from the Perry Mason Show shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887903)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Firms absolutely discriminate. With all sorts of bs "fit" and "personality" criteria which no one can bother to define.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887938)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard

OK, so there's deep endemic racism in biglaw hiring, AND "Trumpmos" are also not welcome. Gotcha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887967)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Yes. But those of us who get through are now the one's that knock. So ding fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888064)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: vigorous clear trailer park haunted graveyard

I'm starting to get a certain "ESL" vibe from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888096)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser digit ratio institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888107)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

I started to sense this with the "these are the code words that we use to ding minorities" comment, which of course happens EVERY YEAR. Shitthatneverhappened.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888149)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams

yup. PP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33890002)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887948)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser digit ratio institution

i dub thee "WLMAS pumo" for this post in particular. firms are desperate to hire minorities and way overhire them. any minority SA has a hot ticket (this is why 1L SA basically only exists for diversity fellows post-ITE). minorities are heavily recruited, and partners are not going to invest a bunch of resources in recruiting one just to ding him.

the actual lib complaint about minorities isn't that they don't get hired as associates, it's that not enough of them make share partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888001)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

"Except a partner did do this."

Well fuck, you said "NOT FLAME" so I'm convinced.

"I of course did not say he was openly supporting Trump, only that he talked about controversial political topics in a way that made others uncomfortable. Thus he lacks the discretion we need in our associates"

Immediate response: "I'm going to need to know more about this conversation. When did this happen, who was present, what exactly did they say?"

"This, by the way, is the type of code talk white use to not hire minorities all the time. I see it every year."

You absolutely do not see this every year, because not hiring a minority associate happens fairly rarely. When it does happen, vague insinuations don't cut it - the response would follow the format above. This is ANOTHER comment that demonstrates that this flame sucks.

Also, not sure you realize this but most large firms have 100% offer rates. Texas is a different game (and that means he is splitting with another firm) but LOL @ Texas firms dinging someone because he liked Trump.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888048)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: french filthpig stage

this thread reminds me of a thread from long ago where a hiring partner said he would have hired an associate on the spot if they had dropped a "whokebe" or something to that effect.

that said, this thread is gay and 120 HER fanfiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33887955)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy curious really tough guy state

i am embarassed to say i have been here for over a decade. but i can say, in my time here, this is one of the worst efforts by an OP in the history of this great bort. a true shit show, which should be forevever hung 'round the neck of this "biglaw partner" and bumped every time this dude poasts. too bad (for us) he is a pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888032)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: french filthpig stage

sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888609)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: odious wild son of senegal

lol thread did not go well for OP

very sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888077)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy curious really tough guy state

OP, did you expect this thread to go differently? if so, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888117)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: chrome macaca famous landscape painting

You die in the Dechert, you die for real!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888192)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal travel guidebook

obvious flame

but provoked 90+ responses (so far)

--> successful troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888565)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 3:30 AM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

Because it hit really close to home for all the Trumptards. The premise of this thread is basically the reason they feel the world is slipping away from them and why they lined up behind a literal retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33888986)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 4:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal travel guidebook

way to miss the point spectacularly, dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889048)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: violent hospital water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889278)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams

that spectacularly retarded and deluded poast outted the OP as PauliePorchse. That guy is legit unhinged. He's going to commit a mass murder at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889774)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: haunting whorehouse juggernaut

OP started w/ cheap heat then argued with everyone who called him out, never backing down a single step no matter what. Plus OP combines 2 subjects (biglaw & trump) that everyone here Considers himself an MFE on. This is Julia's tried & true formula for 100 post threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889272)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 9:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal travel guidebook

she is a master at this, whether she means to be or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889499)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

maybe Trump made this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892433)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Henna arousing queen of the night

"Don't talk politics when you're trying to get a job."

Tell that to Kaepernick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889241)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Lime underhanded menage gaming laptop

Lmao thread did not go as OP expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889380)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Nubile milk

I tried to "ding" a summer one year for being a legit terrible performer (constantly hours late to work, not completing assignments, not responding to emails, missing meetings, etc.). I think I scored him like an overall 2 out of 5 and gave specific examples of major problems with his performance. I had to deal with so many whiny conversations with recruiting, HR, and his mentor associate/partner that I scored every single summer after that a 5 out of 5 no matter how bad they were. I can't imaging trying to ding somebody for some bullshit personal reason and having to explain that to 10 different people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889413)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: comical black fortuitous meteor giraffe

fair point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889484)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Stirring puppy bawdyhouse

Brother, your experience is what we call IRL, OPs is fanfic. Different genres.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889791)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Nubile milk

it could be that OP is talking about midlaw. I've never heard of anything like that in biglaw, that's for sure. It was always such a big deal for a summer to get no offered. I can only remember it happening once, because the kid actually stalked and harassed a fellow female summer. Even then they made a big deal about deciding to no offer him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33890143)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: comical black fortuitous meteor giraffe

Even in midlaw youd have to come up with some sort of reasonable rationale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892754)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

Yep, that's the point I was making above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892412)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: bright apoplectic university mental disorder

Sup me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36229457)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: self-centered senate messiness

I've given no-offer ratings in interviews to applicants with too many left-wing/liberal majors/activities etc., if they seemed like they'd be insufferable to work with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889737)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: useless gunner

1. For summers or applicants who haven't been hired at all yet?

2. How often does your rating for these people actually lead to a no-offer, assuming their background / performance is otherwise up to par?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889941)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

Interviews are a different story, especially OCI/screeners. You absolutely can get away with dinging someone for saying anything you don't like politically. You don't even have to list that as a reason, you can just say "didn't like them, they seemed like they would be unpleasant to work with."

OTOH, anyone talking politics at an interview unless they 100% know the politics of the person they're talking to and 100% agree is a fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892430)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen

the plot thickens. Turns out these are the code words folks use to ding minorities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892445)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:42 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

If you ever set foot in a law firm, you would know that they all have huge AA programs. There are minority only hiring events where firms scramble to hire as many "diverse" candidates as possible. LOL @ your BS narrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892602)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: low-t headpube

They let H1B's become law partners now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33889997)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33890008)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33890009)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: contagious sooty national elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33890012)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892414)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: cyan meetinghouse pozpig

This sounds like flame. I'm not sure the OP (if the OP is an associate) has full authority over who gets dinged or not. There are multiple people who fill out reviews for summer associates, and if one person gives the summer associate low marks and everyone gives the summer associate high marks, the questions raised won't be about the summer associate.

If the summer associate did get dinged for supporting Trump, it probably was because he or she was obnoxious about it and ruffled a lot of people's feathers. So more than one reviewer would comment on the summer associate's lack of judgment with respect to sensitive issues. I know more than one Trumpmo in Biglaw, even NYC Biglaw.

You get dinged as a summer for two things: (1) lack of judgment (hooking up with associates/partners indiscreetly, getting too drunk, drugs, jumping into the Hudson river) and (2) not giving a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892479)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: violent hospital water buffalo

it was PP confirmed that OP is deranged SJW PP, rach rest his soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892573)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Iridescent turdskin house

nobody gets dinged for hooking up with an associates, happens every summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892619)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Unhinged Death Wish

...and the partners bit is just plain encouraged!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892631)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: cyan meetinghouse pozpig

If you're indiscreet about it and it happens where it shouldn't (like at the office or a firm event) and you let personal relationship drama affect your work performance, yeah, people frown upon it and I've seen summers get dinged and associates get in trouble for this.

If it happens "off campus" and no one notices anything at work, no one cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892735)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: ivory stage idea he suggested

To be fair, constantly interjecting contentious politics into situations goes to lack of judgment. It's no different than a client deciding they're not going to go with a firm after a meeting where a partner wouldn't shut up about politics. But just for holding different viewpoints? No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892699)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: cyan meetinghouse pozpig

Yep, that's the point I was trying to make. Holding different viewpoints and articulating them respectfully when appropriate isn't a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892753)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: ivory stage idea he suggested

This definitely sounds like flame. And also an asshole move. The only time I actively recommended dinging a summer was when he kept telling people that he "didn't want to be a lawyer at all, but went to law school because it seemed safe, and this job isn't actually that bad". Now that is dumb decision-making.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892668)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: provocative piazza

*walks into corporate breakfast room to accept his promotion for defending the integrity of lib corporate america only to find it empty and covered in plastic*

*sees scaramucci's stern face reflecting in a lone Harvard Law diploma hanging on the wall in front of him*

oh shi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33892760)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Boyish Talking Becky Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#33945511)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: opaque boiling water chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#34458225)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Irradiated mauve base laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#34458314)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: thirsty french chef

And the least believable flame award for 2017 goes to...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#35526986)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle church degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36186142)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: haunting whorehouse juggernaut

the summer attended the Albert Einstein School of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36229027)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:35 AM
Author: Abnormal abode black woman

The summer drafted the agreement

The United States and the DPRK commit to establish new U.S.-DPRK relations in accordance with the desire of the peoples of the two countries for peace and prosperity.

The United States and the DPRK will join their efforts to build a lasting and stable peace regime on the Korean Peninsula.

Reaffirming the April 27, 2018 Panmunjom Declaration, the DPRK commits to work toward complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula.

The United States and the DPRK commit to recovering POW/MIA remains, including the immediate repatriation of those already identified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36229039)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: light wonderful toaster casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36273314)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: Boyish Talking Becky Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#36349097)



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Date: April 6th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#38050527)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: cerebral silver step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#38098250)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: sapphire faggot firefighter immigrant

"LOL @ this ever happening, I know big law" - 20 y/o Rice student USPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#38098258)



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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:39 AM
Author: Dun aromatic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#38371822)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Stimulating Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#40610979)



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Date: September 5th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: out-of-control turquoise home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#40874190)



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Date: September 5th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: haunting whorehouse juggernaut

Still lol’ing At the idea that there is some secret law firm code that partners to use to remind each other not to hire minorities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#40874201)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Diverse tantric hairy legs fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#42346898)



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Date: April 17th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle church degenerate

What a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#44356086)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 12:29 AM
Author: Plum athletic conference antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#44932198)



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Date: July 29th, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: sapphire faggot firefighter immigrant

LOL @ the retarded Trumpmo takes ITT. first off 99% of the retards here have never stepped foot in any elite job setting. second, 99% of BIGLAW is lib so this makes perfect sense. LOL TRUMPMOS.. FUCK OFF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#44932201)



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Date: February 13th, 2023 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#45929118)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Bateful twisted kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#48118721)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#49282471)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Paralegal Gianfranco (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#49282480)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#49283885)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: humphrey's (((executor))) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#49282481)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Paralegal Jeetstomper

God damn this one was a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#49282491)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Snigga

Just when you start to think the Kimmel firing may be too far, you get a quick reminder of what the last 10 years were like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#49283895)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Paralegalstack (🧐)

10 years of fan fiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#49283900)



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Date: September 20th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: humphrey's (((executor))) ((zurich is stained))

no, tons and tons of libs were in hiring positions at biglaw firms (where they were the sole person hiring, not part of a committee or anything) and just dinging MAGAs left and right.

now it's time to return the favor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688854&forum_id=2#49287213)