-two years to practice with anyone you want

-torpedo bat

-you’ll lead the MLB in plate appearances, one more than the next highest guy

-won’t get injured

-paid the same salary as your current job won’t have to work.

-you’re entire purpose is to hit home runs, you can swing for the fences each at bat.

-the pitcher *might* catch on to what you’re doing and adjust with curveballs etc but not guaranteed.

Could you hit 20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48895848)

oh no, it's billy buttfucker! just don't throw him that 98 mph fastball cause he's waiting for it and swinging big!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897150)

some of u have no idea how good even the fringe pro players are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896018)

Jimmy Rollins set record for PA with 778. Managing to hit .125 gets you 97 hits. No way 20 are going out.

Nobody would have the ability to hit balls out to the opposite field, and unlikely the power to go out to center. You'd only be able to pull the ball out, and I don't think an MLB pitcher is going to make enough mistakes middle-in that you could pounce on.

I'm capping the .1% result at 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48896051)

77 players managed 20 HRs last year with literally their entire lives spent training

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48898330)

maybe even d2 or d3 players would be above zero

those people would have the bat speed and coordination to get lucky

you disagree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897414)

i'll assume you are kidding and move on

as an 18 year old at rookie ball, maddux goes 0 for 14 with 9 strikouts

next year at a ball, 21 ab, 5 hits, 0 hr

next year at aa and aaa, 25 ab, 5 hits, 1 hr

then majors

those ba are .000, .238, .200

he hits 5 hr in 1591 ab with a .171 ba as a major leaguer over 23 season

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897448)

You’re basically even with maddux because he never practiced hitting. And he still got lucky here and there and hit a home run. Now imagine having two years of practicing ONLY hitting home runs, working out to hit home runs etc.

You’re proving my point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48898210)

In high school one time there was a softball field beyond center field. I remember he hit one that landed between second base and the pitchers mound on the softball field. It had to be 450 and he hit it to straight center. That was during a game where he struck out 14.

XOers don’t realize these pitchers had a whole life before they were “just pitchers” where they were the best hitters on their team. Lmao at some random XOer even getting a bat off of his shoulders off of a MLB pitcher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48898346)

I don’t think an XOer could get the bat off their shoulder to even make contact in a full season in Rookie Level minor league baseball much and MLB is laughable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48899416)

If it’s a freebie hypo I’d take a shot at 5. If I’m putting something real on the line, I wouldn’t go above 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897108)

Even pitchers get lucky and they dont practice swinging at all. If a lawyer put in serious time in the years preceding, our odds are at least as good as a pitcher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897379)

Might take a year or two but I expect to dominate that too

At that point they might ask em to be a crossover star. I’ll probably turn down nfl (concussion risk) but all for nba. Think I could put up a 20 ppg avg after some practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719144&forum_id=2#48897605)