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Forbes article on Tesla’s remarkable recovery

https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterlyon/2025/05/17/teslas-ver...
Racy Pearl Masturbator
  05/19/25
OUR COUNTRY'S A FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT
sapphire lascivious multi-billionaire library
  05/19/25
EVs are a terrible product, superior to ice in only one face...
rose hot nibblets
  05/19/25
Maybe Cybertruck sales will recover and become the best sell...
Racy Pearl Masturbator
  05/19/25
The problem with the CT is that they had a really cool plan ...
yellow meetinghouse jew
  05/19/25
lol bro they’re going to cancel it this year guarantee...
Racy Pearl Masturbator
  05/19/25
Look at Rivian sales and realize that 6k per quarter (or 24k...
yellow meetinghouse jew
  05/19/25
(math genius)
Plum area keepsake machete
  05/20/25
seems shockingly low to me. i see several of these ugly ass ...
Fragrant Liquid Oxygen Locus
  05/19/25
There were a huge number of pre-orders.
yellow meetinghouse jew
  05/19/25
You only notice them because they look ridiculous. They&rsqu...
Racy Pearl Masturbator
  05/19/25
"for whatever reason"
Plum area keepsake machete
  05/20/25
For daily driving they're far superior. You charge them by ...
yellow meetinghouse jew
  05/19/25
You just eloquently explained everything I love about my EV....
Titillating purple locale
  05/19/25
...
Big-titted Mischievous Principal's Office Trump Supporter
  05/20/25
ljl cause u have to drive shit US EV's, if u goys had chink ...
Aphrodisiac Embarrassed To The Bone Community Account Ticket Booth
  05/19/25
...
supple dead lay
  05/19/25
They're not really better, they're just not much worse but a...
yellow meetinghouse jew
  05/19/25
evs are sps but at least the cybertruck was trying something...
excitant violet quadroon ape
  05/19/25
The Cybertruck is what happens when Elon involves himself in...
Racy Pearl Masturbator
  05/19/25
The AC seems like it would be weak. I’m in Alabama. Di...
iridescent water buffalo stead
  05/19/25
Ime EVs are superior to ICEs in every respect except for the...
Big-titted Mischievous Principal's Office Trump Supporter
  05/20/25
and the lack of moving parts and combustion. all you need to...
Sadistic Wrinkle Immigrant
  05/20/25
To be fair, CR, and the worst part is that all of these s...
beady-eyed station
  05/20/25
Tesla Inc 1.07 trillion USD Market capitalization
primrose gaping
  05/19/25
But if you value it as an actual business and not as a meme ...
Racy Pearl Masturbator
  05/19/25
do you have a cheaper way for me to invest in Elon Musk?
Fragrant Liquid Oxygen Locus
  05/20/25
To be fair, Article's thesis: "Tesla's very existenc...
beady-eyed station
  05/19/25
cr they can just replace declining car sales with sales of s...
Racy Pearl Masturbator
  05/19/25
To be fair, Shit... if only we had a way of comparing my ...
beady-eyed station
  05/19/25
Hey man, can you post a screenshot of your bank account? Tha...
dark spectacular bawdyhouse mexican
  05/20/25
To be fair, Sorry man my computer doesn't work plus I'm d...
beady-eyed station
  05/20/25
That's cool, I completely understand. I just think it would ...
dark spectacular bawdyhouse mexican
  05/20/25
what's the deal with libs and perpetual "the walls are ...
Sadistic Wrinkle Immigrant
  05/20/25
To be fair, It's almost like they're literally in a cult....
beady-eyed station
  05/20/25
i think it's more of a libs = women thing. emotions define t...
Sadistic Wrinkle Immigrant
  05/20/25
...
Fragrant Liquid Oxygen Locus
  05/20/25
...
beady-eyed station
  05/20/25
Standard wishful thinking. But Tesla does need to run its sh...
ultramarine vengeful pisswyrm whorehouse
  05/20/25
To be fair, I mean sure I have no doubts that Elon could ...
beady-eyed station
  05/20/25
Is TBF flipping out in this thread alrea..? Oh, yeah, lol.
irradiated people who are hurt marketing idea
  05/20/25
To be fair, Misspelled "pwning souls" IMO.
beady-eyed station
  05/20/25


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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Racy Pearl Masturbator

https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterlyon/2025/05/17/teslas-very-existence-critical-as-10000-cybertrucks-remain-unsold/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944162)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious multi-billionaire library

OUR COUNTRY'S A FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944597)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: rose hot nibblets

EVs are a terrible product, superior to ice in only one facet: acceleration. The cyber truck is ugly as sin on top of that. Fuck em all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944175)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Racy Pearl Masturbator

Maybe Cybertruck sales will recover and become the best selling truck in America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944184)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse jew

The problem with the CT is that they had a really cool plan with cast cold rolled steel that for whatever reason didn't materialize. When it didn't they made a normal truck with glued on metal. The end product also cost more and had less range and had reliability issues.

I'm hoping V2 fixes everything but there's a real chance they'll just abandon the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944198)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Racy Pearl Masturbator

lol bro they’re going to cancel it this year guaranteed. They have no choice. They sold 6k worldwide in Q1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944217)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse jew

Look at Rivian sales and realize that 6k per quarter (or 24k/year) isn't the end of the world. But they're definitely going to have to iron out the kinks if they want sales to increase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944270)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Plum area keepsake machete

(math genius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948014)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Liquid Oxygen Locus

seems shockingly low to me. i see several of these ugly ass things every day. and im living in the middle of nowhere right now.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944283)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse jew

There were a huge number of pre-orders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944434)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Racy Pearl Masturbator

You only notice them because they look ridiculous. They’ve only sold 46k units since the Cybertruck’s debut. Ford literally sells that many F150s every month but you don’t notice them because they’re so common and don’t look like dumpsters with headlights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944530)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Plum area keepsake machete

"for whatever reason"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948004)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse jew

For daily driving they're far superior. You charge them by plugging them in 1-2x a week overnight. No gas stations is great. Their only disadvantage is that charging on long trips is inferior to gas stations but most people worry about that every several months and many families have 2 cars anyway, with the second one being an ICE car they can take on those trips if they prefer.

The other benefit is significantly reduced maintenance. No oil changes, timing belt bs, far fewer brake pad changes, etc. Basically just windshield wiper fluid and tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944191)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Titillating purple locale

You just eloquently explained everything I love about my EV.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944442)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Big-titted Mischievous Principal's Office Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48946651)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Embarrassed To The Bone Community Account Ticket Booth

ljl cause u have to drive shit US EV's, if u goys had chink EV's u wld be in amazement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944209)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: supple dead lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944210)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse jew

They're not really better, they're just not much worse but also cheaper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944262)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: excitant violet quadroon ape

evs are sps but at least the cybertruck was trying something new. that's extremely rare and commendablea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944245)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Racy Pearl Masturbator

The Cybertruck is what happens when Elon involves himself in product design instead of letting the engineers who built the company come up with new products

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944264)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: iridescent water buffalo stead

The AC seems like it would be weak. I’m in Alabama. Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944269)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Big-titted Mischievous Principal's Office Trump Supporter

Ime EVs are superior to ICEs in every respect except for the occasional time you have to refuel/recharge on a long road trip, particularly if it’s cold.

Other than that, every part of driving an EV is superior. Better acceleration, braking, handling, responsiveness, driving down mountains, recharging in your garage, brakes outlast the vehicle, low noise. I can even charge my car using my solar panels, so I’m not tied into some bullshit global supply chain just to drive my kids to baseball. Now that I’m out, I would never go back to an ICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48946661)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Sadistic Wrinkle Immigrant

and the lack of moving parts and combustion. all you need to worry about is tires and windshield fluid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48946662)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

To be fair,

CR, and the worst part is that all of these shitty Tesla's (which often end up developing problems down the line -- ICE vehicles never have that happen to them) also come with this gay "FSD" bullshit that actually isn't perfect and occasionally even causes accidents (again, something that never happens with real drivers operating ICE vehicles).

Just a shit product overall. No wonder they're deeply unpopular and nobody actually buys them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948103)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: primrose gaping

Tesla Inc

1.07 trillion USD

Market capitalization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944452)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Racy Pearl Masturbator

But if you value it as an actual business and not as a meme coin its actual value is like 1/20th of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944543)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Fragrant Liquid Oxygen Locus

do you have a cheaper way for me to invest in Elon Musk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948047)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

To be fair,

Article's thesis: "Tesla's very existence is now in critical danger" (literally in the article's URL)

*Checks current TSLA stonk price*

*Double checks current TSLA stonk price*

*Checks one year historical stonk trajectory*

*Double checks that as well, just to be sure... wtf am I missing here?*

Damn. I mean, who am I to argue with this brilliant assessment carried out by some random shitlib Boomer journalist who clearly hates Musk (other recent hits of his include the withering "Tesla Seems Doomed If Musk Stays, And Sunk If He Leaves" assessment from a few weeks ago), even if the wider global financial market completely disagrees with him and tons of people all around the world are willing to wager staggering amounts of money that he's dead wrong.... I'm sure it will all be over for Felony Musky and his shitty company veddy veddy soon, exit all exposed positions!

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944972)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Racy Pearl Masturbator

cr they can just replace declining car sales with sales of stock. the margins are way higher anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48944996)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

To be fair,

Shit... if only we had a way of comparing my track record of making prescient financial calls on XO over the last decade vs. your (some random faggot shitlib kike Pumo who intentionally avoids having any traceable poasting history) track record on that front.

If only!

Oh well... but anyway, I'm sure I'm wrong about this topic and you're correct as always. Tesla is doomed!

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48945002)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: dark spectacular bawdyhouse mexican

Hey man, can you post a screenshot of your bank account? That would really own the libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948027)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

To be fair,

Sorry man my computer doesn't work plus I'm dead broke, but the point here is that you should just remember that I was aggressively pushing BTC back in 2012, ETH in 2017, TSLA in 2018, and SOL in 2020.

Now if only I had actually bought some of those assets myself back then when I spending a bunch of free time talking them up on the internet! Grrrrr...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948052)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: dark spectacular bawdyhouse mexican

That's cool, I completely understand. I just think it would be a total killshot if you could back up your immense wealth gathered as a result of your incredible financial acumen. Absolutely devastating, even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948113)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Sadistic Wrinkle Immigrant

what's the deal with libs and perpetual "the walls are truly closing in this time!" shit?

they are so adverse to accepting reality. they believe that their vision of the world is true and any deviation from that is a blip due for a course correction any moment. they are fundamentally incapable of understanding that just because they don't like something or think it's stupid doesn't change the fact that it is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48946664)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

To be fair,

It's almost like they're literally in a cult.

Almost.

Haha yeah haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48947607)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Sadistic Wrinkle Immigrant

i think it's more of a libs = women thing. emotions define their reality and when actual reality conflicts it drives them bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48947805)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Liquid Oxygen Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48947823)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48947993)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: ultramarine vengeful pisswyrm whorehouse

Standard wishful thinking. But Tesla does need to run its ship a little tighter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48947838)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

To be fair,

I mean sure I have no doubts that Elon could tighten some things up, but it literally doesn't matter on a larger timescale because in 10 years, 20 year olds won't even really think of Tesla as "a car company" any more than Zoomers today think of Apple as "a computer company" (even though Tesla will still print money selling tons of cars just like Apple still prints money selling tons of laptops).

That's what's so crazy about all of this. Tesla *already* has a trillion dollar valuation in 2025, and I think the chances are excellent that they haven't yet rolled out a single unit of the line of products that will eventually come to define their enduring global legacy in the eyes of posterity. Tesla today = Apple pre-iPod/iPhone. I think most signs suggest that prediction is objectively likely to come true. (All bets are off if Elon dies or becomes incapacitated, however.)

Pumos can laugh all they want at that claim... and while they're laughing, they can also man up and own their SHIT PURE SHIT track record of opposing me on a bunch of prescient speculative investment calls over the last decade and a half, all while missing out on multiple "generate generational wealth" opportunities and instead choosing to stay poor forever. But hey, they aggressively called me "a fucking retard" like 10,000 times on the internet instead of just clicking a few computer buttons and loading up on BTC/ETH/TSLA/SOL back when it was all dirt cheap... so I guess when you REALLY think about it, that makes them the TRUE winners here. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948028)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: irradiated people who are hurt marketing idea

Is TBF flipping out in this thread alrea..? Oh, yeah, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948125)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed station

To be fair,

Misspelled "pwning souls" IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727239&forum_id=2#48948131)