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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
titillating angry coffee pot
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Cordovan Indirect Expression University
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
fishy slimy internal respiration
  12/12/25
...
Multi-colored ultramarine sanctuary karate
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Narrow-minded Legal Warrant
  12/12/25
easy
Shivering orchid shitlib
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Multi-colored ultramarine sanctuary karate
  12/12/25
...
Henna point pisswyrm
  12/12/25
...
Contagious personal credit line
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
At-the-ready Theater
  12/12/25
...
Lavender fat ankles office
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Judgmental elite partner
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
translucent dashing therapy blood rage
  12/12/25
...
Cordovan Indirect Expression University
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
titillating angry coffee pot
  12/12/25
...
Offensive Parlour
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
insane opaque famous landscape painting
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Big nursing home international law enforcement agency
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
At-the-ready Theater
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
thriller kitchen friendly grandma
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Pale native
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
At-the-ready Theater
  12/12/25
tp.
thriller kitchen friendly grandma
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
cracking balding water buffalo
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Pale native
  12/12/25
who is that
cracking balding water buffalo
  12/12/25
...
Henna point pisswyrm
  12/12/25
...
Henna point pisswyrm
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
wonderful red community account preventive strike
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Cerebral psychic
  12/12/25
cr
Multi-colored ultramarine sanctuary karate
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Narrow-minded Legal Warrant
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Emerald frozen philosopher-king gas station
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
fishy slimy internal respiration
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Emerald frozen philosopher-king gas station
  12/12/25
...
Multi-colored ultramarine sanctuary karate
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
nudist quadroon meetinghouse
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Swashbuckling address milk
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
histrionic candlestick maker crackhouse
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: titillating angry coffee pot

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Cordovan Indirect Expression University

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: fishy slimy internal respiration

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored ultramarine sanctuary karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Legal Warrant

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Shivering orchid shitlib

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored ultramarine sanctuary karate

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Henna point pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Contagious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready Theater

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lavender fat ankles office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Judgmental elite partner

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: translucent dashing therapy blood rage

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Indirect Expression University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: titillating angry coffee pot

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Offensive Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: insane opaque famous landscape painting

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Big nursing home international law enforcement agency

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Theater

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: thriller kitchen friendly grandma

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Pale native

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready Theater

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: thriller kitchen friendly grandma

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: cracking balding water buffalo

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Pale native

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: cracking balding water buffalo

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Henna point pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Henna point pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: wonderful red community account preventive strike

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Cerebral psychic

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored ultramarine sanctuary karate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Legal Warrant

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Emerald frozen philosopher-king gas station

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: fishy slimy internal respiration

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Emerald frozen philosopher-king gas station

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored ultramarine sanctuary karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: nudist quadroon meetinghouse

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling address milk

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: histrionic candlestick maker crackhouse

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506164)