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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
crawly transparent boistinker roommate
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
bat shit crazy business firm
  04/24/26
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slimy stock car
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Sick flushed hospital
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
histrionic cruel-hearted cumskin
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
mind-boggling zippy rigpig legend
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
histrionic cruel-hearted cumskin
  04/24/26
Link?
mind-boggling zippy rigpig legend
  04/24/26
https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif
crawly transparent boistinker roommate
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
razzle-dazzle maize son of senegal
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
appetizing dingle berry
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
razzle-dazzle maize son of senegal
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
heady saffron codepig menage
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Brilliant coffee pot location
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Lascivious temple trump supporter
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
lime school mental disorder
  04/24/26
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trip geriatric sandwich
  04/24/26
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Rose boiling water
  04/24/26
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trip geriatric sandwich
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
appetizing dingle berry
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Sick flushed hospital
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: crawly transparent boistinker roommate

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: bat shit crazy business firm

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: slimy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Sick flushed hospital

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: histrionic cruel-hearted cumskin

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling zippy rigpig legend

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: histrionic cruel-hearted cumskin

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling zippy rigpig legend

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: crawly transparent boistinker roommate

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle maize son of senegal

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: appetizing dingle berry

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle maize son of senegal

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: heady saffron codepig menage

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Brilliant coffee pot location

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Lascivious temple trump supporter

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: lime school mental disorder

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: trip geriatric sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Rose boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: trip geriatric sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: appetizing dingle berry

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Sick flushed hospital

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839738)