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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| chocolate internal respiration associate | 04/24/15 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: chocolate internal respiration associate It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Impressive Mildly Autistic Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Passionate Gaming Laptop School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: thirsty headpube party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Marvelous Sienna Public Bath Hairy Legs did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: wine diverse sandwich menage "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: primrose dashing step-uncle's house (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: razzmatazz house "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: appetizing rough-skinned fat ankles property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: click on a b*tch (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: vibrant business firm (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: chocolate internal respiration associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: nubile bawdyhouse ape who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: chocolate internal respiration associate Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: nubile bawdyhouse ape whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: chocolate internal respiration associate CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Scarlet kink-friendly ticket booth hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: elite theater depressive 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: magical useless fanboi "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Scarlet kink-friendly ticket booth hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Aggressive Trust Fund Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335487) |