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I’m worried I might pee in a woman accidentally during sex.
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: brindle indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059051) |
Date: June 29th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Jet-lagged resort i read somewhere that it's physically impossible for that to happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059056) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: brindle indian lodge The same people who told you can’t get COVID while vaxxxxxxxed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059239) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:26 AM Author: Jet-lagged resort fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059783) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:25 AM Author: brass candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49062927) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: yapping mood parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49062929) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:32 AM Author: slate adulterous whorehouse Bruteforce your pisswyrm inside and let er rip. They deserve it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059791) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: mind-boggling rusted forum Wait until you need to pee really bad and have sex with her on top. Suddenly it will be too much and you'll go soft and piss will be gushing everywhere. Amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059060) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Arrogant Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059365) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: talented hyperactive jew Better than a NY style taco at least (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059081) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: charismatic meetinghouse tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059378) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:26 AM Author: talented hyperactive jew just tell her you have to piss before you start fucking you dummy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059781) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:40 AM Author: dashing lodge i had a gf in college who got molested by her brother. in addition to having a gross outie pussy (she used to pull on her lips to make it look like her brother's penis), she was into weird freaky shit and couldn't cum from penetration.
we were on E once and fucking and she asked me to pee in her. i tried and tried but couldn't. i ended up just pissing on her, and there was a stain on the futon mattress.
i kept that futon for years, and in fact was still using it when i dumped that girl for my wife. still used it for like two years after my wife moved in.
so it appears you can't pee in a girl. or a guy i guess. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: Jet-lagged resort Amazing how this story somehow gets worse after the first sentence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059807) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:27 AM Author: dashing lodge lol yeah.
another funny story: i met my wife on an indie rock forum. she lived in cleveland and i lived in the dc area. i was with the piss girl above (in fact, we were engaged). i finally got wife to agree to meet me in dc. the next month, i went to cleveland for the day. piss girl picked up my bookbag that morning (i was in lol school) and started to go in it. i screamed at her to stop and said there was a surprise in there and that she'd know what it was soon. she looked at me with very frightened eyes and said okay and put it back down. the bookbag had my plane ticket and condoms and nothing else. a month later, i dumped that girl for my wife.
the end. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:33 AM Author: hilarious comical church 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49059835) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: dashing lodge i mean, she found out what the surprise was just a month later! actually, more like 3 weeks.
piss girl was 120, but she did come up to my wife a few months after she moved here and introduced herself and said she didn't want things to be weird. i think we were at a show at the black cat in dc or something. so kudos to her for that. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:00 AM Author: hilarious comical church three way with pee girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49062839) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:04 AM Author: dashing lodge the surprise was that i was breaking off our engagement and dumping her for the girl i fucked with those condoms, who lived in cleveland where the plane ticket was for.
it was a 180 surprise! |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: yapping mood parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49062933) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:33 PM Author: Adventurous self-centered halford lettuce Afraid to ask but how did you know about the pussy lips/brother penis link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49061154) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:58 AM Author: dashing lodge she told me early on that her brother played with her pussy or whatever, and she also told me she pulled on her lips to make them look like his peepee.
she is kind of a shithead. she was into feminist bullshit and was a shitlib. she wouldn't shave her box and i asked her to repeatedly. she gave me some vagina monologues bullshit about she doesn't need to conform to blah blah male gaze. so i started cheating on her and eventually dumped her ass for a much hotter chick with a shaved, tighter pussy and i fucked that shaved, tighter pussy last night. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:07 AM Author: hilarious comical church 180 ATD? |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Bateful friendly grandma ^^^jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49062915) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: Aqua metal corner azn huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49061159) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:58 AM Author: dashing lodge cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49062833) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Bateful friendly grandma sounds like you have a small dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49062914) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:04 AM Author: dashing lodge that makes no sense. can you explain? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49063054) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: green doctorate You're supposed to pee in her after you cum in her so she doesn't get pregnant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49061158) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Violent public bath pozpig Hasn’t this thread been made recently? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49062949) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:04 AM Author: brass candlestick maker its a recurring concern (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49063050) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:06 AM Author: fear-inspiring menage gay wizard Did this once by mistake and the woman gave birth to a German somehow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744458&forum_id=2#49063063) |