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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
frisky vivacious stage
  06/30/25
wow lol
disgusting generalized bond private investor
  06/30/25
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angry bull headed personal credit line
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
disgusting generalized bond private investor
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
frisky vivacious stage
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
drab diverse double fault
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
frisky vivacious stage
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Know-it-all massive multi-billionaire rigpig
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Indigo Jewess
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
disgusting generalized bond private investor
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Swashbuckling transparent trailer park
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
frisky vivacious stage
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Indigo Jewess
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
honey-headed bespoke roommate
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
disgusting generalized bond private investor
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
frisky vivacious stage
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
cerise rambunctious kitchen fat ankles
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
brindle french laser beams
  06/30/25
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brass supple abode bbw
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Harsh slate friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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frisky vivacious stage
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Cerebral lay
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
electric twinkling den voyeur
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Thirsty insecure business firm dingle berry
  06/30/25
...
Swashbuckling transparent trailer park
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
honey-headed bespoke roommate
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Snowy Flatulent Heaven
  07/01/25
...
electric twinkling den voyeur
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Dull dashing office
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Sick queen of the night
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
pale menage old irish cottage
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Opaque People Who Are Hurt Jap
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Wine mentally impaired wagecucks step-uncle's house
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Shimmering Parlour Place Of Business
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: frisky vivacious stage

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: disgusting generalized bond private investor

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: angry bull headed personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: disgusting generalized bond private investor

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: frisky vivacious stage

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: drab diverse double fault

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: frisky vivacious stage

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Know-it-all massive multi-billionaire rigpig

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Indigo Jewess

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: disgusting generalized bond private investor

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent trailer park

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: frisky vivacious stage

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Indigo Jewess

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: honey-headed bespoke roommate

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: disgusting generalized bond private investor

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: frisky vivacious stage

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: cerise rambunctious kitchen fat ankles

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: brindle french laser beams

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: brass supple abode bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Harsh slate friendly grandma

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: frisky vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Cerebral lay

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: electric twinkling den voyeur

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Thirsty insecure business firm dingle berry

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling transparent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: honey-headed bespoke roommate

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Snowy Flatulent Heaven

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: electric twinkling den voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Dull dashing office

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Sick queen of the night

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: pale menage old irish cottage

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Opaque People Who Are Hurt Jap

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Wine mentally impaired wagecucks step-uncle's house

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Shimmering Parlour Place Of Business

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)