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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Bateful foreskin Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.
Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM Author: Stimulating locale Women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469497) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM Author: Olive bawdyhouse mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469506) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: Stimulating locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469529) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: razzle trust fund pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470254) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Stimulating locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49471195) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Bonkers Den Bbw but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469514) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Bateful foreskin Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469521) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM Author: Olive bawdyhouse mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469600) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Flushed Startled Location Potus if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469904) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Bateful foreskin Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.
100% not flame btw this movie rules. |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Flushed Startled Location Potus jesus talk about a crime against women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470990) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Diverse rose coldplay fan main people holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469582) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: boyish slimy piazza Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470236) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: odious pocket flask feces checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469595) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: Bateful foreskin It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469819) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: Vigorous Crackhouse Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469825) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: exciting psychic what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469857) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Vigorous Crackhouse No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469858) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Flushed Startled Location Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469905) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: thriller mint personal credit line wasnt this movie written by AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469901) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Bonkers Den Bbw https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: scarlet deranged dysfunction ratface I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470272) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Bonkers Den Bbw I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470755) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: jewish darkness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490241) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Low-t Boiling Water lol, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470281) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.; Short guys really shouldn't watch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482613) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan "millennial culture" is extremely faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482631) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482632) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::, Approved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490026) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) Is this XO approved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490030) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Wes Scantlin It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490766) |