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Jozy Altidore: Entering his prime as a striker. You: Post on XO.
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:47 PM Author: Nubile karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318115) |
Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:48 PM Author: Beady-eyed Casino Goyim I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro
been hitting the bags at 24 hour fitness HARD as FUCK. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:50 PM Author: Nubile karate (bro who was "bullied" in high school) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318133) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed Casino Goyim I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but I had my shit together by the time I was in high school.
I train because one day i'm going to kick Klitschko's ass. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM Author: Nubile karate cool story bro.
i'm sure you suck at team sports. |
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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:22 PM Author: Beady-eyed Casino Goyim I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad about this asian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23847146) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:32 PM Author: talented cobalt famous landscape painting weed whacker Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers to play some level of college you are a sps athlete. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859872) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM Author: Beady-eyed Casino Goyim It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859970) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM Author: Nubile karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318167) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:07 PM Author: Nubile karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318196) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:08 PM Author: French gunner brethren jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits his prime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318205) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:13 PM Author: Nubile karate prime for striker= 24-28 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318224) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:28 PM Author: French gunner brethren 26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the peak. from what i understand it's 26-29 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23319480) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:31 PM Author: Nubile karate I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23319493) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:41 PM Author: Mentally impaired school cafeteria faggot firefighter Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego milito (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865558) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:19 PM Author: Odious ticket booth fortuitous meteor this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an entire premier league season right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318262) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:21 PM Author: Nubile karate he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, one today against Germany, and is being courted by several champions league teams.
edit: also, that Hull team was garbage and basically left him isolated for 90 minutes a game, which is clearly not playing to his strengths, i.e., combinations and facing the goal with the ball at his feet. it was also years ago and he is a much more complete player now. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:23 PM Author: Odious ticket booth fortuitous meteor this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for the same club. still shit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afonso_Alves |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:25 PM Author: Nubile karate this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years in Holland:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:29 PM Author: Odious ticket booth fortuitous meteor because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:31 PM Author: Nubile karate 1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn't known to develop great attacking playes?
2. Cristiano and messi are wingers.
3. jozy likes to play from the wing as well.
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 9:24 PM Author: Abusive Tattoo Really Tough Guy Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is really stretching the definition of the term. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23319833) |
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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:26 PM Author: coral disturbing tank holland doesn't count lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23847184) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: Provocative factory reset button (alfonso alves) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858212) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:46 PM Author: Nubile karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318441) |
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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: Nubile karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23353290) |
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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:34 PM Author: Nubile karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23846712) |
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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:21 PM Author: Motley church building Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) appearances for Sunderland AFC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23847130) |
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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:53 AM Author: Nubile karate you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23850064) |
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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:54 AM Author: Motley church building Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "Steve" Fletcher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23850075) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:58 PM Author: Provocative factory reset button no one calls him steve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858206) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM Author: Motley church building Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858213) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM Author: Provocative factory reset button lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858215) |
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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:15 PM Author: Brass Athletic Conference COME BACK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30527878) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:20 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858308) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM Author: Motley church building it would be ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858312) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:22 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the championship next year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858318) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:23 PM Author: Motley church building it's painfully obvious that he's found his level
which is the championship or a second rate european league
hed be pretty good in portugal or turkey
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area He needs better service. He's a fulham level player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858328) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM Author: Motley church building he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858333) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lower level Epl talent now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858341) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:29 PM Author: Motley church building right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858355) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:32 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area He's way better than he was during his time with hull city and Villareal |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM Author: Nubile karate lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859824) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:25 PM Author: Motley church building yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras
sadly he's not good enough for the premier league |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: Nubile karate he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv.
if you actually watched him play, you would have seen he's been just as good as dempsey, donovan, and bradley, all of whom are epl level.
you seriously either overrate the league or don't watch jozy.
fwiw honduras has multiple EPL players. most epl teams aren't manu/mancity/aresenal/chelsea. |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:38 PM Author: Motley church building he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac
the dutch league is worse than the championship in terms of defending
90% of his goals are against shit CONCACAF nations although I'll concede he was great against Bosnia.
he is what he is, a relegation fodder or championship striker. nothing more, nothing less. the fact that he's the best forward we have currently creates an insane amount of undeserved hype and expectation for the poor guy. |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:50 PM Author: Nubile karate He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as better than Dempsey in the last round of games.
If you even watched soccer in 2007, you were probably one of those same faggots predicting Dempsey would fail. In fact, I'd bet you shit on every American player going to the EPL and other European leagues. I'm sure you were shitting on Bradley a couple years ago, shitting on Donovan before 2010, shitting on Holden (if you even knew who he was) before he went to Bolton. Faggots like you are so predictable.
How is the hype undeserved? He's scored 50 goals in the past two seasons, and EPL teams lined up to purchase him for a pretty sizeable transfer. If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.
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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM Author: Motley church building If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.
Holy shit what are you talking about hahahaha |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:30 PM Author: Nubile karate lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23860566) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:05 PM Author: Motley church building youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point by emphasizing the fact that dutch games have inflated scoring due to their neglect of defense and then you made a retarded comparison to a different sport that literally made me laugh out loud in my dad's basement
please tell us more about how the showtime lakers are like fc twente's defensive line you grantland fuck |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:28 PM Author: Nubile karate of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't mean the defenders are shitty, only that both teams bring players forward, you fucking idiot.
now why not confront my main point, which is that you are clearly one of those predictable faggots that prognosticates that every American player going to a top league in Europe will fail. |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:14 PM Author: Motley church building yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think that jozy altidore is a premier league striker. "b b b but he scored 1 in 2 for az!!!"
dutch teams run dangerously high defensive lines with players who can't tackle making it easy as fuck for average players to score a ton of goals. you're a full brown retard for thinking eredivisie defenders are anywhere near premier league quality. it's worse than the championship. just look at their national team, their entire back line is full of scrubs.
the fact that jozy UNLOCKED dutch defensive lines with combined salaries of like $35,000 a week doesn't mean he's bad but certainly isn't predictive of any sort of success in the premier league.
cliffs you got a hard on watching jozy score a bunch in a third rate european league, in friendlies and against island nations and now think he's the second coming. feel free to bump this thread when he's knocking balls down for El Hadji Diouf at elland road next year
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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:10 PM Author: Nubile karate Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:33 PM Author: Motley church building youre done here and you know it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865507) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:36 PM Author: Nubile karate Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every American player will fail when he goes to Europe.
Who had a more impressive season,
Clint Dempsey scoring 8 goals for NE Revolution in 2007 or Jozy Altidore scoring 25 goals for AZ in 2013? |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:14 PM Author: Motley church building lol is this ur plan C argument
"you just hate all americans!"
please stop posting itt please pleaes |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM Author: Nubile karate lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked more primed for EPL success, Dempsey in 2007 or Altidore in 2013? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865735) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:22 PM Author: Motley church building Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes you look "PRIMED FOR EPL SUCCESS" and to answer your question I'd say Dempsey. Altidore has been fucking dogshit for 3 out of his last 4 clubs while Dempsey had 3 great seasons for New England
Dempsey had the talent to excel at a higher level. It's possible that Jozy does, but it's not looking like it at the moment. Being good in a shit league really isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL.
Look forward to hearing u blame Jozy's 5 in 35 season on Sunderland's shitty midfield though. |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:44 PM Author: Nubile karate Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three seasons in NE. Jozy scored the winning goal in the dutch cup final against PSV. Jozy just put three past Bosnia on the road, a team leading its group in qualifying play. Anyone who has watched him play over the years could tell he is not the 20 year old naive guy at Hull anymore.
"Being good in a shit league isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL." Yea, Holland is a "shit league," not a league famous for grooming young players and producing class attacking talent. |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:36 PM Author: Motley church building Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhibition matches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866299) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:14 PM Author: Nubile karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23860098) |
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Date: June 6th, 2016 3:25 AM Author: primrose house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30634334) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:57 PM Author: Motley church building did jozy score a hat trick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858203) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:01 PM Author: Claret newt clown bark bark kill self (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858221) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM Author: Motley church building Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858313) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 goals in hOlland once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858324) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:25 PM Author: Motley church building Bradley is premier league quality
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area (not coach at Aston villa three years ago) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858336) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: Motley church building lol yeah that was ridiculous
surprised there wasnt more interest in him this summer |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions league squads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858350) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:30 PM Author: Motley church building epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thought maybe a midtable team would make a GENEROUS offer for him but yeah depends on whether or not he'd take a step down to move to the uk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858360) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:30 PM Author: Nubile karate if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23864336) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:59 AM Author: greedy exhilarant area (Rudolph) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121910) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:02 AM Author: Motley church building LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe how bad this pumo got owned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121922) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: Motley church building xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil pudgy in ur jozy sunderland kit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858347) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM Author: Nubile karate jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS. should have gone to a team with actual support. he'll find his goals though regardless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859828) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:50 PM Author: Abusive Tattoo Really Tough Guy This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never go to a mid-table EPL team. The football sucks and you're not going to develop tactically or technically. American kids need to focus on getting to the Netherlands, Germany, Italy and maybe Spain. This rush to the EPL and Scandinavian leagues as got to fucking stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23864865) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:39 PM Author: Nubile karate And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly worshiping the EPL and probably rooting for England's national team, until they started to suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865543) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM Author: Motley church building "If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center forward u hate america and worship england" - Doggie Suicide the poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865730) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:20 PM Author: Nubile karate lol faggot, i never said he was world class.
your the faggot predicting a first 11 dutch league player who is 23 years old will fail without actually giving any substantive reasons why other than "THE DEFENSES SUCK IN HOLLAND OMG," which ignores the fact that holland is known for creating attacking talent. |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:23 PM Author: Motley church building he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier league sorry doggie suicide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865774) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:34 PM Author: Nubile karate lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Man United jersey faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865863) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM Author: Motley church building 1 in 29 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865899) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:46 PM Author: Nubile karate Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 years old.
If you'd actually seen him play then and now, you'd know he's a completely different player.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:35 PM Author: Motley church building He still can't score though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866296) |
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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26144632) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:33 AM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27114516) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:16 PM Author: coral disturbing tank (guy who knows nothing about football) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865727) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:29 PM Author: Abusive Tattoo Really Tough Guy You anglophiles are hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23878155) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM Author: Stimulating Giraffe He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859968) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:25 PM Author: Motley church building reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score against southampton bringing his epl scoring record to 1 goal (one) in 30 (thirty) braclay's premier league games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865785) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM Author: Motley church building Has Josmer entered his prime yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865903) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:47 PM Author: Nubile karate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865942) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:43 PM Author: Vigorous gold temple associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866321) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:58 PM Author: Motley church building he had a great game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866800) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:32 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area I'd take jozy over chicharito (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866624) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:59 PM Author: Motley church building no manager would (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866803) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 5:29 PM Author: Nubile karate yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and one purchased him for $13 million, despite your crap opinion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23872177) |
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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM Author: Motley church building HOw was Jozy A. today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23923708) |
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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM Author: Motley church building Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23923706) |
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Date: August 24th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: Motley church building Did Josmer enter his prime today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23923725) |
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Date: August 24th, 2013 10:50 PM Author: Motley church building im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tell me if Alitodre Scored today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23926944) |
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Date: August 31st, 2013 2:30 PM Author: Motley church building Did jozy enter his prime and score today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23969753) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2013 7:16 PM Author: Motley church building UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at soccer" Borini to bolster their attacking options bc jozy is shit and a donkey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23981966) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 7:12 AM Author: Motley church building did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24018707) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:21 AM Author: coral disturbing tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24018819) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:27 AM Author: Odious ticket booth fortuitous meteor darius henderson >>> fat nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24018828) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:29 AM Author: coral disturbing tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24018832) |
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Date: September 12th, 2013 10:50 AM Author: Motley church building Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24038286) |
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Date: September 14th, 2013 11:58 AM Author: Motley church building did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead of the Black Cats? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24048577) |
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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:04 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area did your wife fuck jozy or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24048584) |
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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:39 PM Author: Motley church building ya (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24048655) |
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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:05 PM Author: Underhanded codepig what is this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24048585) |
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Date: September 15th, 2013 5:58 AM Author: Provocative factory reset button jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play the advantage when he should have, jozy had it in the back of the net (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24053556) |
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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:24 AM Author: Provocative factory reset button breakout game coming on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24133979) |
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Date: October 6th, 2013 12:43 PM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24179431) |
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Date: October 12th, 2013 4:15 AM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24218358) |
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Date: October 25th, 2013 6:40 PM Author: Motley church building thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24306115) |
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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:09 PM Author: Motley church building sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate derby vs newcastle bc fabio borini ran up to noted dogshit striker jozy altidore, stole the ball from him and then scored a beautiful winner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24317286) |
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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:11 PM Author: Rough-skinned Supple Doctorate Haunted Graveyard SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24317298) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2013 4:29 AM Author: Motley church building did jozy altidore score a premier league goal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24360066) |
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Date: November 8th, 2013 1:22 PM Author: Stubborn Messiness Internal Respiration prime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24397738) |
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Date: November 10th, 2013 3:55 PM Author: Motley church building did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker lead Sunderland FC past defending champions manchester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24409927) |
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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:55 PM Author: Motley church building did jozy give the scots a torrid time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24445975) |
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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:47 PM Author: Nubile karate JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24567987) |
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Date: December 7th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: Nubile karate JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24587788) |
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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:02 PM Author: Motley church building http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24751307) |
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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:07 PM Author: Provocative factory reset button Cringe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24751332) |
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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:43 AM Author: floppy ivory space lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just putting their hands on top of their heads and walking away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24853884) |
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Date: January 7th, 2014 6:17 PM Author: Motley church building The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minutes & booked his ticket to wembley then came out for a bronx curtain call while david moyes did a fail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24794088) |
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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:38 AM Author: Motley church building Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in premier league history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24853881) |
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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:41 AM Author: poppy hairraiser library persian :_(
Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland is tied right now. They need wins |
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Date: January 18th, 2014 10:10 AM Author: French gunner brethren Subject: OWAS oh what a striker! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24853920) |
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Date: January 25th, 2014 7:08 PM Author: Motley church building Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24895335) |
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Date: January 26th, 2014 5:47 AM Author: Motley church building http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso
vid of jozy taking 3 shots from point blank range to knock a tea cup off a table. |
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Date: January 26th, 2014 12:11 PM Author: French gunner brethren he didn't even hit the tea cups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24898613) |
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Date: February 1st, 2014 7:17 AM Author: Motley church building jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before TYNE-WEAR DERBY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24935408) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM Author: Motley church building 26.5 games per goal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25072730) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Motley church building did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in london (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25114313) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2014 7:27 PM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25240608) |
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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:43 PM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25373027) |
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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:44 PM Author: Motley church building the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25373031) |
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Date: May 8th, 2014 9:26 PM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25527991) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2014 9:03 PM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25612412) |
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Date: June 7th, 2014 6:14 AM Author: Motley church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25704662) |
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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: galvanic ruddy nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25708303) |
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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:39 PM Author: Motley church building brothers... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25708941) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM Author: Stubborn Messiness Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25761805) |
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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: Nubile karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25714637) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:43 PM Author: Nubile karate TODAY IS THE DAY BROS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25760450) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:47 PM Author: Translucent swashbuckling den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25760481) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Motley church building did jozy score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25761691) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:21 PM Author: Chestnut Property Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25761736) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM Author: overrated indian lodge kitty cat oops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25761810) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 2:11 AM Author: Nubile karate aron looked bad though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25764747) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2014 12:04 AM Author: Motley church building did jozy score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25800230) |
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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: poppy hairraiser library persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26140508) |
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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:38 PM Author: greedy exhilarant area Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26140543) |
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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Motley church building 180 not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26140579) |
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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: Motley church building jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st minute and was fucking shit and bad and didnt score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26144626) |
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Date: August 24th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: poppy hairraiser library persian :_(
Coming on against United right now |
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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: Motley church building http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-jozy-altidore-leave-sunderland-january (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26487219) |
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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Stubborn Messiness Internal Respiration 2 goals. 61 games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26491714) |
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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: buck-toothed philosopher-king <<buzz>>
*Jozy looks at his phone and sees an incoming call from Heaven* Jozy: "Hello?" God: "Jozy?" Jozy: "Yea" God: "U R DONE HERE! GTFO" |
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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:18 PM Author: galvanic ruddy nursing home ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombia on ESPN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26716547) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:32 AM Author: Motley church building http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to-toronto-defoe-to-sunderland-1.181889
jozy epl saga has come 2 an end. |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:55 AM Author: Motley church building Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history. LMFAO. Dude in this thread got owned so bad he had 2 go pumo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121892) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:57 AM Author: deep vivacious gay wizard field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121900) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:00 AM Author: greedy exhilarant area Damn Defoe was a shite signing too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121912) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:03 AM Author: Motley church building idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with around 150 prem goals. ok hes getting up there in age but ur exchanging proven shit for an old fox in the box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121924) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:05 AM Author: greedy exhilarant area Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be fine with service from Bradley in MLS. I expected defoe to be even better than keane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121929) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 AM Author: Motley church building 11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the eye? I don't watch that much mls so idk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121939) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:07 AM Author: greedy exhilarant area Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then did nothing the rest of the year as rumors swirled and Toronto was shit. Ryan Nelsen got fired and Toronto missed the playoffs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121946) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:13 AM Author: Motley church building LOL 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121962) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: poppy hairraiser library persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30494093) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:18 AM Author: Stubborn Messiness Internal Respiration the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121980) |
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Date: January 28th, 2015 6:46 PM Author: Nubile karate JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27205185) |
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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:19 PM Author: Nubile karate Two goals today for Jozy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27452237) |
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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:25 PM Author: electric bull headed headpube He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27452259) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 5:28 PM Author: Nubile karate goal and assist against # 1 denmark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27613429) |
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Date: August 11th, 2015 1:54 PM Author: Stubborn Messiness Internal Respiration !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#28528140) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM Author: Nubile karate Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic execution of fixing the game of soccer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27987903) |
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Date: July 1st, 2015 8:10 PM Author: Stubborn Messiness Internal Respiration How did this thread turn out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#28241053) |
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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:27 PM Author: Amber stage LOL
Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:23 PM Author: Nubile karate Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30344388) |
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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:30 PM Author: Brass Athletic Conference the retards comparing international and shit league football to the EPL sure as fuck got gaped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30527935) |
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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:48 PM Author: medicated love of her life http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-vanney-not-concerned-about-strikers-goalless-start (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30528028) |
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Date: August 19th, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Nubile karate Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZL9T6LUaJ0 |
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