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Evil neighbor has put up two (2) no trespassing signs and locks on gates

She is a real psycho. I’m wondering if she called the ...
disco fries
  05/04/25
Tell her you've seen TEENS prowling around her property at n...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/25
I really try not to talk to her. She’s very concerned ...
disco fries
  05/04/25
You say that you monitor her activities before segueing into...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/25
When we moved into our house 2 years ago we were initially t...
disco fries
  05/04/25
What's her race and is she married or single?
Billy Buttfucker
  05/04/25
She’s a retired middle school teacher, medium height, ...
disco fries
  05/04/25
Invite that fat bitch over to help you eat a whole octopus a...
Billy Buttfucker
  05/04/25
No, she's clearly trying to adversely possess his land, and ...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/25
woah 180
Leo Frank's Orphanage
  05/04/25
lmfao
Leo Frank's Orphanage
  05/04/25
What else has she done to make her 'evil'?
animeboi
  05/04/25
obviously they cancel each other out
Covid was a Hoax
  05/04/25
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Leo Frank's Orphanage
  05/04/25
never ever go near the property line, let alone start diggin...
""''"'"'"'"''
  05/04/25
She fucking started it by impounding water and surreptitious...
disco fries
  05/04/25
I just spent an hour or two going through the County's onlin...
disco fries
  05/04/25
See above. She sees an opportunity in your perceived weaknes...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/25
Might as well start drafting the complaint for ejectment too...
CriminalConversation
  05/04/25
She can’t adversely possess anything for some years ye...
disco fries
  05/05/25
Gonna need you to liveblog this meeting of the minds
bald fraud
  05/05/25
180
pitbulls eating your face in hell forever tp
  05/05/25
She built her driveway and located the fence with the intent...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/05/25


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Date: May 4th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

She is a real psycho. I’m wondering if she called the police and they laughed at her or if this is the product of some internet sleuthing. Anyways, she’s the fucking worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903588)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Tell her you've seen TEENS prowling around her property at night and that you're concerned she's being targeted. Mention a recent uptick in solicitors and a news report about a theft ring using it as cover to case targets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903629)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I really try not to talk to her. She’s very concerned about me, and she’s highly offended that I monitor her activities at the common boundary of our adjacent houses. I mean we are talking about inches of earth. But if her signs keep her happy, whatever, I don’t care.

It seems to me that the signs are in part because she thinks she can call the police on me, but even if they respond to that call I’m just going to say “I don’t know where the boundary even is exactly. If she gets a survey and shows me where it is I can be and can’t be that’s one thing, but she’s never done that.”

I think I’m going to get my own no trespassing signs and locks for my gates. Why not? We can be the posted section of the neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903643)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You say that you monitor her activities before segueing into you being in the neutral zone. What kind of monitoring are you doing? DESCRIBE a prior conversation with this lunatic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903649)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

When we moved into our house 2 years ago we were initially thrilled. There's a lot that's wrong with the place that needs to be repaired and we WAY overpaid. It's annoying as fuck, but it is what it is.

There has been a persistent draining problem between our two houses. When I mentioned this to my neighbor the first time, I was basically told, "well that's your fault for living there."

After this, I did a lot of work. I removed a bunch of landscaping rock that was in between our houses that my neighbor claimed were hers, but that was on my property. I also installed a drain about 100 feet long to drain the area to the street.

My nieghbor comes home and bitches at me about taking her rock and being concerned about this drainage issue, "which she knows nothing about."

Well, this year we had a new fence put up, it wasn't a lot of fence but just a little between our two garages. She asks me if I want to split costs of it and I said yes. I should have said no, in retrospect, but I was trying to be a good neighbor.

Anyways, during construction of this fence I come to realize that she has been draining water that comes off of her roof, not to the street, but to inbetween the houses and it is really this drain that is a big source of the subsidence in that area of the yard.

Keep in mind that she knew about this drain and never told me about it. In fact, she claimed to know "nothing" about the drainage issues between the two houses.

Well, I'm poking around there and after the fence is built I find that she's purchased about a 6' long hose and run it from the drain end under the driveway, under her side of the fence, and directly at my property. This is the same shit that caused the problem in the first place.

So I was digging over there, first on my side, found the hose, pulled it up, then on her side to see where the drain came out and if we could direct the water forward of the drain, toward the drains that I installed and toward the street.

She FLIPS out on me when I mention this to her. Like angrily flips out about me digging in her yard. Again, we are talking about the boundary. It's on the far side of her driveway. It may be her yard, but who the fuck cares, it's 3 shovels of dirt to assess a problem.

She accuses me of going onto her property without her permission and forbids me from going over there. The argument was very heated, but it ends.

I can tell she is absolutely livid though. She goes out there with her phone, she's taking pictures of 3-4 shovels of dirt that was removed around the end of the drain, she's storming up and down.

She goes and gets new locks for her gates and signs that she posts on her gates that say "NO TRESPASSING - Private Property." Which is whatever. Anyways, I'm stressed out now too and I'm looking at my survey and I'm wondering if I need to hire a surveyor to come out and find the iron rods for the property line because I think her driveway encroaches on my property. She also has her water meter on what looks to be my property (admittedly from my reading of the drawn survey, and it's not a good copy, and who knows if it's right. But anways. There's a non-zero chance that this fence we just put up is entirely on my side of the yard and that part of her driveway is on my part of the yard and all of this song and dance and billshit is because she knows about the encroachment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903741)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Billy Buttfucker

What's her race and is she married or single?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903804)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

She’s a retired middle school teacher, medium height, overweight/obese but not to the degree that I am, maybe just 30lbs overweight, age 67, white, single, lives alone I’m not sure if it’s because of divorce or death of husband. Her kids and grandkids live very close by (our neighborhood or an adjacent one) and visit often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903825)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Billy Buttfucker

Invite that fat bitch over to help you eat a whole octopus and try to patch things up. You both sound retarded as hell I’m sure you can bond over massive amounts of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903833)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

No, she's clearly trying to adversely possess his land, and he's bumbling his way right into it

You need to get the survey done right away and if her fence is on your property, you need to give her notice to move it before tearing it down yourself

You've worked too hard for what you have to let some old whore just waltz in and take it. She's only trying this now because she doesn't take you as seriously as the last owner. Do not allow this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904086)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Leo Frank's Orphanage (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

woah 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904161)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Leo Frank's Orphanage (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904160)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

What else has she done to make her 'evil'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903642)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

obviously they cancel each other out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903808)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Leo Frank's Orphanage (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904163)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

never ever go near the property line, let alone start digging an shit along the property line, without written consent of the neighbor regarding such activities along the property line, otherwise this exact thing will happen and now you have a disgruntled neighbor who has the potential to make your life miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903828)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

She fucking started it by impounding water and surreptitiously burying drain lines that run, not to the street, but to my yard where the water cannot drain. She wasn’t going to give me permission to do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48903862)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I just spent an hour or two going through the County's online maps and I am clearly in the right here and she is clearly in the wrong. Just FYI.

I was digging in my own yard and she told me to GTFO based on the fence placement.

She is so evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904042)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

See above. She sees an opportunity in your perceived weakness and is trying to take what's yours, like you're just a big, fat joke

Get an official survey and tear down the fence if she won't do it herself. The integrity of the land you've mortgagd your life for demands it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904088)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: CriminalConversation

Might as well start drafting the complaint for ejectment too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904148)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

She can’t adversely possess anything for some years yet. I am really not sure why she would even try that given that we live in a subdivision. All that adversely possessing this part of the yard would do is cause her taxes to go up, but maybe she just wants to spite me because I’m an asshole, and maybe, just maybe, her aim is that in 6 more years she’ll be able to file a suit to quiet title, possess the strip, and my mortgagor will foreclose on me for violating my mortgage covenants. Maybe that’s what she’s after.

Anyhow, I’m going to meet with her and my wife and explain what’s going on and why she can’t be doing crazy shit like yelling at me to get off of her lawn, when it is my lawn, and burying drain lines in the ground to drain her runoff on my parcel instead of the street, and that she can’t exclude me from inspecting my fence, and if she disputes any of this, we can start paying for surveyors to tell us where the line is like a couple of dolts and I’ll spraypaint my side in purple every week and on the driveway and she can do the same and we can rip out the fence and never speak to one another again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904297)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: bald fraud

Gonna need you to liveblog this meeting of the minds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904529)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: pitbulls eating your face in hell forever tp

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904568)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

She built her driveway and located the fence with the intent to take at least some of your land for her own benefit. Assume the worst.

Texas is a 1 party state... You may want to record your conversation with her to protect yourself in case she tries anything funny. Let us hear it too so we can evaluate what's really going on with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720400&forum_id=2#48904842)