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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

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buck-toothed flushed base masturbator
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Know-it-all dark wagecucks philosopher-king
  06/03/25
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zippy prole juggernaut
  06/04/25
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bull headed cocky crackhouse marketing idea
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
godawful church persian
  06/03/25
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buck-toothed flushed base masturbator
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Shaky carmine orchestra pit
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
hot organic girlfriend
  06/03/25
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buck-toothed flushed base masturbator
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
claret party of the first part parlor
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Sexy bistre station
  06/03/25
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buck-toothed flushed base masturbator
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Pontificating national potus
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
submissive chad
  06/03/25
obviously yes
alcoholic insane coffee pot
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
razzle-dazzle cerise lettuce
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
peach shitlib
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
light low-t university ceo
  06/04/25
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buck-toothed flushed base masturbator
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
bonkers spectacular stead trump supporter
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
razzle-dazzle cerise lettuce
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
olive step-uncle's house son of senegal
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
razzle fanboi pit
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Very tactful chartreuse theatre nibblets
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
claret party of the first part parlor
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Stirring Cuck Site
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Very tactful chartreuse theatre nibblets
  06/04/25
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zippy prole juggernaut
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Pontificating national potus
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Arousing flickering rigpig home
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
olive step-uncle's house son of senegal
  06/04/25
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buck-toothed flushed base masturbator
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Wonderful Citrine Business Firm Kitty
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
poppy church building
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: buck-toothed flushed base masturbator



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Know-it-all dark wagecucks philosopher-king

you should share it with your Internet friends here

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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: zippy prole juggernaut



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bull headed cocky crackhouse marketing idea



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: godawful church persian

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed flushed base masturbator



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Shaky carmine orchestra pit

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: hot organic girlfriend

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed flushed base masturbator



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: claret party of the first part parlor

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Sexy bistre station

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed flushed base masturbator



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Pontificating national potus

juaneighty@proton.me

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: submissive chad

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: alcoholic insane coffee pot

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cerise lettuce

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: peach shitlib

cr. not flame

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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: light low-t university ceo

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: buck-toothed flushed base masturbator



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bonkers spectacular stead trump supporter

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cerise lettuce

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: olive step-uncle's house son of senegal

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: razzle fanboi pit

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Very tactful chartreuse theatre nibblets

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: claret party of the first part parlor

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Stirring Cuck Site

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Very tactful chartreuse theatre nibblets

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: zippy prole juggernaut



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Pontificating national potus

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Arousing flickering rigpig home

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: olive step-uncle's house son of senegal

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed flushed base masturbator



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Citrine Business Firm Kitty

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: poppy church building

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)