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Serious: It seems like a not bad idea to killself after last kid goes to college
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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: cyan coldplay fan or marries. Right? You can earnestly say their childhoods are well over. All the innocence is gone, all the sweet memories have been had, you’ll never get those days back. Your once beautiful wife will be haggard and aging. You’ll have given them all the tools they need to succeed in the world, leave them with significant inheritances / trusts, and not subject them to the indignity of watching you yourself begin to age and decay over the subsequent decades until they’re forced to care for you. Yes, you’ll miss things like grandkids but you aren’t the primary audience for that anyway. So you drop Tim off at Dartmouth, go home, head to one of the outbuildings on your property on a cool early fall morning, pour a good glass of scotch, put on a record, stare out at the vast vista of forest and canyon, and then blow your brains out all over the back clapboard wall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512780) |
Date: December 15th, 2025 11:06 PM Author: Aquamarine Sick Knife if you are going to do this, might as well do this in a public place and scar a bunch of people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512798) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:47 AM Author: talking dingle berry death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513033) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: fighting hateful theater makes no sense, sounds like you've got some credited real property and now you get to ease up a bit on the responsibilities with the kids out of the house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512803) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: cyan coldplay fan In this scenario the kids being “out of the house” is ironically the precipitating reason for the suicide. End of innocence and all that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512808) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: fighting hateful theater ty. i guess. seems like a pretty sensitive thought, tough to imagine that father could make it through 18 years of child rearing considering (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513575) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Tan locus gunner so what is the function of you posting this stuff on this jewish blackmail forum? how does this relate to the fundamental business that goes on here, which is basically just racketeering and theft? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512804) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: cyan coldplay fan XO is a place to discuss things you can’t discuss anywhere else, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512807) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:48 AM Author: talking dingle berry death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513035) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: Up-to-no-good university How are you gonna meet all of her tight, nubile sorority sisters during "Parent Weekend"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512812) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: cyan coldplay fan There’s something dignified about this setup. This isn’t a bastard dad leaving the car running in the garage when they’re 8, 10, and 13. They’re adults, or on the verge of it anyhow. You’ve set them up well and enjoyed every last moment of their childhoods and you just can’t bear the reality reflecting back at you as the last one waves goodbye from the doorstep of the dorm that life is finite and passes by quickly, so you may as well take matters into your own hands after more than two decades of a job well done because you can never go back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512820) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:23 PM Author: Up-to-no-good university Back to my question:
How are you going to meet her tight, impressionable, & nubile sorority sisters? |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: coral thirsty pocket flask orchestra pit This isn't a thread for you if that's a question of any real imporyance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513018) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: cyan coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513456) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: dead property marketing idea Why would anyone pay for their child's college? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49512824) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 3:15 AM Author: Aggressive Deranged Yarmulke Pozpig 18 year olds are really vulnerable to this kind of shit. There’s all kinds of studies about parents divorces having the most impact on mid to late teenagers for example. So this is a terrible idea if the idea is that it will impact the kids the least. It would probably would have been better when they were too young to remember. Or maybe after they get married and have kids and a stressful career and too full of lives to process it much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513002) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 3:59 AM Author: coral thirsty pocket flask orchestra pit It seems to me that humanity's greatest triumphs came in ages that were much more brutal than the modern era. Almost like living sheltered lives causes the energy that would otherwise be spent in the struggle to master and prevail to get redirected inwards to corrosively destroy and neuroticize one self (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513020) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:06 AM Author: Aggressive Deranged Yarmulke Pozpig Happiness is often at odds with being productive. Biglaw partners know this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49515936) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 3:17 AM Author: internet-worthy orchid home karate Yeah a couple of my dads did this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513003) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:01 AM Author: indigo rigor sanctuary have you considered just not being a complete loser faggot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513021) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:03 AM Author: crystalline crotch field lol, yeah just do work for 40 years and then offself right when you’re done with this corporate hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513025) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:28 AM Author: coral thirsty pocket flask orchestra pit It's hell all the way down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513030) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:47 AM Author: talking dingle berry death wish Just go out into the woods and do it and let nature feed on you for a bit less cleanup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513034) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: dead property marketing idea Thoooo dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513041) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:33 AM Author: trip harsh heaven sounds like the sorrows of gin-- keep drinking, you'll live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513058) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Titillating Hall Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513557) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: Irradiated Church Building Dragon if you were that depressive (dont lie to yourself, you were always this way) then why did you Have Kids in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49513582) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:35 AM Author: charismatic foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2#49515939) |