\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Rambunctious azn
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
free-loading quadroon
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/23/25
...
milky insecure brunch
  12/23/25
...
Doobsian buff mood
  12/24/25
...
pontificating nursing home
  12/24/25
...
orange dog poop
  12/24/25
...
opaque juggernaut
  12/24/25
...
Up-to-no-good Jet Church
  12/24/25
...
free-loading quadroon
  12/24/25
...
smoky razzmatazz philosopher-king
  12/24/25
...
Lime point
  12/24/25
...
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/24/25
...
Spectacular cobalt corner boltzmann
  12/24/25
...
rebellious sticky volcanic crater
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Bronze Vibrant Water Buffalo Kitchen
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
pontificating nursing home
  12/23/25
180
Pale mother
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
diverse fear-inspiring sanctuary
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/23/25
...
Cracking Submissive Den Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/24/25
...
Effete mediation fat ankles
  12/24/25
logical tbh
tripping heaven
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
shimmering base foreskin
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
shimmering base foreskin
  12/23/25
...
chestnut casino selfie
  12/24/25
...
rebellious sticky volcanic crater
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Big Mustard Plaza Karate
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
learning disabled mauve kitty cat
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
learning disabled mauve kitty cat
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
fishy coffee pot boiling water
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
learning disabled mauve kitty cat
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
aphrodisiac lodge
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Flirting native roast beef
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Zombie-like emerald community account
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
flickering ruddy blood rage
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Zombie-like emerald community account
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/24/25
...
orange dog poop
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
flickering ruddy blood rage
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
flickering ruddy blood rage
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Zombie-like emerald community account
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/25/25
...
Jade potus
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
orange dog poop
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Spectacular cobalt corner boltzmann
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Crimson Clown Circlehead
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Wild pistol
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
crystalline glittery national
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
crystalline glittery national
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Crawly citrine patrolman
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
flickering ruddy blood rage
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Navy aromatic toilet seat
  12/24/25
tp
opaque juggernaut
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
massive dull reading party giraffe
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
flickering ruddy blood rage
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Topaz queen of the night lettuce
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
flickering ruddy blood rage
  12/25/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535931)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious azn

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535939)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535942)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535956)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535976)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: milky insecure brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536007)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Doobsian buff mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537071)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: pontificating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537101)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: orange dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537635)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: opaque juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537787)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Jet Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537795)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537812)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: smoky razzmatazz philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537848)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Lime point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537849)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538054)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Spectacular cobalt corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538266)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: rebellious sticky volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538668)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Bronze Vibrant Water Buffalo Kitchen

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535940)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535945)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: pontificating nursing home

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535949)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Pale mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535947)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: diverse fear-inspiring sanctuary

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535948)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535953)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Cracking Submissive Den Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536192)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Effete mediation fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537820)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: tripping heaven

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535951)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535954)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: shimmering base foreskin

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535958)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535980)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: shimmering base foreskin

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535985)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: chestnut casino selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537139)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: rebellious sticky volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Big Mustard Plaza Karate

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536010)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: learning disabled mauve kitty cat

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535959)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535975)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: learning disabled mauve kitty cat

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535983)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: fishy coffee pot boiling water

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536086)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: learning disabled mauve kitty cat

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536166)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lodge

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535987)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Flirting native roast beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536015)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Zombie-like emerald community account

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536157)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536189)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: flickering ruddy blood rage

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537088)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like emerald community account

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537290)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537634)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: orange dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537638)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: flickering ruddy blood rage

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537842)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538654)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: flickering ruddy blood rage

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537840)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like emerald community account

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538288)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538655)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Jade potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537106)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: orange dog poop

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537636)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Spectacular cobalt corner boltzmann

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538273)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Crimson Clown Circlehead

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537069)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Wild pistol

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: crystalline glittery national

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537080)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537086)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: crystalline glittery national

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537753)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537774)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Crawly citrine patrolman

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537833)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538053)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: flickering ruddy blood rage

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537090)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Navy aromatic toilet seat

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537104)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: opaque juggernaut

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537133)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: massive dull reading party giraffe

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537134)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537631)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: flickering ruddy blood rage

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537844)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Topaz queen of the night lettuce

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538050)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: flickering ruddy blood rage

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49539118)