Michael Fertik is a sleazy douchebag
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 4:08 PM Author: Scarlet University Friendly Grandma
Everything I've read and heard about Michael Fertik has been very negative. ITT we compile every bad thing about Michael Fertik, the douchebag who is said to have raised his hand more than anyone at Harvard Law School.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7860717) |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 5:16 PM Author: Scarlet University Friendly Grandma
According to Rowan and MoreDoughHi, Michael Fertik the sleazy douchebag was known as one of the most annoying students at Harvard Law School. He is even mocked in The Record:
"Fenno was rattled as she made her way on over to Pound and slunk into the back of the classroom. Dean Kagan was already on stage, lively as usual, strutting around the room and scaring the bejeezus out of unsuspecting victims. She stopped speaking suddenly, and Fenno realized she'd just asked a question. All the students immediately slumped down in their seats, typing furiously. Everyone but Michael Fertik who, as usual, wanted to impart his genius on the class and was straining to catch the professor's attention without raising his hand.
"Don't eyeball fuck me, asshole!" Kagan barked, rejecting his silent plea for attention with a dismissive glance."
http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2005/03/17/Etc/Fenno-896966.shtml
Having established his douchebaggery beyond all reasonable doubt, I point you to his sleazy business called Reputation Defender. Its services add no value to the economy, preying on people's ignorance. RD cannot achieve anything beyond a simple letter to a webmaster, and in some cases causes webmasters to react badly. He knows that consumers would be better served by writing their own emails; at least then they'd avoid the backlash that poor suckers like Ronnie Segev experienced using RD's services. He also flat out lies in describing his company's propriety "DESTROY" process. He's sleazy. He's a douchebag. He's Michael Fertik.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7879719) |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 5:19 PM Author: Low-t foreskin
He created something called "Fertik's Law" which any proficient economics graduate realizes to be a mere truism. As the number of products in an economy increases, the potential for arbitrage increases geometrically (not linearly). OMG OMG OMG.
A fucking truism.
LOL @ Fertik.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7879739) |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 5:11 PM Author: Dull Electric Institution
I have asked the very same thing. Michael Fertik runs a scam service. He is more concerned with self-promotion than actually helping his clients.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7879694)
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Date: April 5th, 2007 6:16 PM Author: Sienna aphrodisiac crotch
And while we're at it, there's also his
client, the Catsouras family, who contracted
Reputation Defender to have pics of their
daughter's auto accident memory-holed...
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/news/homepage/article_1538883.php
...and yet, it was pretty easy to find them online :p
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7880063)
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Date: April 5th, 2007 6:28 PM Author: Dull Electric Institution
"Some people have anonymously sent cruel, taunting e-mails to Nikki's relatives – including one to her father that read, "From Dead Girl Walking: Woo Hoo Daddy, I'm Alive.""
Wow. Even I wouldn't do that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7880130)
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Date: February 6th, 2008 1:02 AM Author: floppy saffron idiot center
titcr. ***i wish i had never stumbled upon this thread***. i opened a google tab and searched. those photos/this story is ******the******* most disturbing thing i have ever come across on the internet.
The people who leaked and posted this stuff and taunted the family are *way* beyond XO fuck ups :(
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#9278917) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 10:16 AM Author: Sienna aphrodisiac crotch
Well, I just edited away some links to gruesome pics coz
Atlas called me on it. On the one hand, the pics-link sticks another fork in Reputation Defender. But, on second thought, I agreed with Atlas that the collateral damage outweighed the pics' probative value.
OTOH, if they'd been pics of _Fertik's_ sister...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7883843) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 10:47 AM Author: Sienna aphrodisiac crotch
http://www.rcbros.com/forum
still has a set.
Just run the appropriate "Message Body" search.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7883917) |
Date: April 6th, 2007 5:01 PM Author: Scarlet University Friendly Grandma
One of Fertik's former classmates writes in her blog:
P.S. I know Michael Fertik, the CEO of this absurd company. He sat in front of me in one of my 1L classes. He was a pretentious gunner who wore lots of Armani. The last time I saw him, he was standing in the D.C. Metro bitching about how haaard it is to be summer associate because he had firm events practically every night. I think my response was something along the lines of "yeah, it sure sucks to be massively overpaid for a summer sinecure and expensively entertained non-stop." I don't think this was the reaction he was expecting. He's ridiculous and I hope his company tanks.
http://bamber.blogspot.com/2007_01_01_archive.html
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Date: April 6th, 2007 5:02 PM Author: Blathering Parlor Masturbator
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7885998) |
Date: April 6th, 2007 5:17 PM Author: Blathering Parlor Masturbator
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Date: April 6th, 2007 6:04 PM Author: exhilarant doobsian property boistinker
Wait people, is this the same Michael Fertik who ruined the lives of several innocent female law students and tried to curtail free speech by having several speakers disinvited from a public forum? Is that the Michael Fertik that this thread discusses? Or are there in fact several Michael Fertiks, only one of which is being discussed in this thread? Please clarify this important matter regarding Michael Fertik, the sleazy douchebag who destroys lives.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7886329) |
Date: April 6th, 2007 6:24 PM Author: razzle-dazzle abusive sanctuary
did fertik graduate from law school? and if so why is he not licensed?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7886425) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 8:04 PM Author: Ruddy liquid oxygen
Michael Fertik and Ross Chanin of Stanford Law School have co-opted the feminist movement to benefit their own company, Reputation Defenders, which is a scam and only serves to ruin the reputations of their clients, such as Heide Iravani and Brittan Heller.
You can read all about it in the Washington Post article how Michael Fertik and Ross Chanin created this scam of a business, Reputation Defenders, to steal money from women providing them with a worthless service.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7886881) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 8:28 PM Author: shaky pontificating volcanic crater
That's quite ironic, that the douchebag Michael Fertik and his company Reputation Defender only work to ruin the reputations of those he purports to help
To add to the disaster, Michael Fertik (who is a douchebag) can't stop this link from destroying his reputation and the reputation of his worthless service, Reputation Defender.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7887006) |
Date: April 6th, 2007 9:14 PM Author: bipolar site national security agency
http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2004/11/04/Etc/Fenno-795548-page3.shtml
While reading the letter in the Pound hallway, Fenno passed by the wall of professors\' portraits. Curiously, he noticed that Professor Tribe\'s frame was missing. That\'s odd, thought Fenno. Where did it go? He continued walking down the hall. As he passed by a dimly lit Pound 102, he heard strange noises. A sucking sound, or slurping, or something like that. Peering through the door window, Fenno made out the figures of two of the co-authors of the Crimson letter, Michael Fertik and Dan Richenthal. Fertik was holding something up close to his face. It appeared to be the missing Tribe portrait.
\"Mmmm... yeah. Just like that. That\'s how I\'d do it.\" Fertik mused dreamily.
Richenthal grabbed the portrait from him. \"No way,\" he responded. \"If I got the chance, I\'d do it like this.\" With that, he moved his face toward the frame and planted his lips softly on the glass. \"Yeah... that\'s nice.\" His mouth roved the portrait glass sensually. \"Mmmm. Good stuff,\" Richenthal murmured delicately. Fenno thought he glimpsed a little tongue.
Fenno just couldn\'t let this opportunity go to waste. He swung open the door and called out to the two 3Ls. \"Hey fellas! What\'s up?\"
Fertik and Richenthal turned toward Fenno, horrified. Richenthal dropped the portrait, which crashed to the ground. Fenno hadn\'t seen Richenthal in quite a while; he wondered what he\'d been up to. It certainly wasn\'t charm school.
\"Er, uh, hey Fenno! Um, what are you doing here? I thought you had con law right now.\"
\"I cut out for a little while... say, guys, great letter to the Crimson. Really made a good point.\"
Fertik\'s face lit up. \"You think?\"
Replied Fenno, \"No, of course not, you sniveling mass of back hair. All you did was basically admit that Tribe plagiarized, but then said it\'s okay as long as the guy is admired by others. I mean, what the fuck?
\"You don\'t get it, Fenno,\" replied Fertik. \"It\'s all about the context--\"
\"Oh, bullshit, it\'s all about the context. You either copied or you didn\'t. And by the way, did it really take seven people to write a four-paragraph letter? Did you actually divide up the twelve sentences, or were five of you there just to pat each other on the back?\"
Retorted Richenthal, \"Suck it, Fenno!\"
\"From the looks of it, you seem to be taking care of that,\" Fenno answered coolly. \"By the way, be sure to wipe down those smudges before you put the frame back up. You don\'t want to leave a mark.\" And with that, he headed out of the room.
Fenno found himself back in the hall. He figured he should probably get back to Fried\'s class. Outside, the skies were already pitch dark, and the wind looked to have picked up. Rain was threatening. Gotta love those Cambridge falls, thought Fenno. Or was it winter already? Sometimes it was just too hard to tell.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7887254)
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Date: April 10th, 2007 4:12 PM Author: sexy walnut business firm Subject: Criminal offence???
Sorry, is it a criminal offence to answer questions at University? Must be an American thing??? Or maybe to have so much time on your hands you can't think of anything better to do with it than slag someone off? Why not worry about something important???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7907630) |
Date: April 12th, 2007 7:04 AM Author: sexy walnut business firm Subject: Ooooh grown ups!
Let's get back to the playground, children
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Date: April 12th, 2007 4:10 PM Author: sexy walnut business firm Subject: Euro Faggot - ha ha
It amazes me that you people are claiming to be intelligent! You seem to be narrow minded and bigoted, not interested in any view other than your own. What is the point???
In my part of the world, the word 'faggot' (apart from being some strange meat dish that parents serve to make their children throw up) refers (in a derogatory and oh-so-mature way) to homosexual males. I can assure you (and I have proof in the form of several offspring) that I am not of the XY persuasion.
If the study and practice of law has taught me one thing, it is to open my mind and try to be more accepting.
I can certainly think of several people in the 'land of the free' who are more deserving of your derision. Hmmmm, who lives in a big white house and wants to kill people just to make his name....let me have a think...
Open your minds, little people...
PS I am pretty sure that persecution of homosexuals is illegal where I come from, but maybe not in your backwater...I mean, country???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7919507)
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Date: April 13th, 2007 2:26 PM Author: Bistre Principal's Office Goyim
It amazes me that someone so stupid could possibly earn a legal degree, though as I recall in Europe a legal degree is an undergraduate degree, rather than a professional one.
Calling someone a faggot is not illegal in any part of the United States. Maybe in your European shithole it is. Personally, I'm happy not to live there and to make multiples of your salary while paying lower taxes.
Calling someone a faggot isn't "persecution."
As for your insults on Bush, I'm sorry that you have no clue as to the reasons for war in the middle east.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#7925472)
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Date: April 17th, 2007 4:55 PM Author: sexy walnut business firm Subject: Really?
It amazes me that someone so stupid could possibly earn a legal degree, though as I recall in Europe a legal degree is an undergraduate degree, rather than a professional one.
>>>> As it happens, my legal degree is my 3rd degree, after a BSc and a PhD, so I would not class myself as stupid. I would be interested to know how you arrived at that conclusion. All I have done is jumped in and played devil's advocate!
>>>> It is true that any undergraduate can earn a law degree, however, to practice law, they must attain at least a 2:1 (do you know what this means???) and then go on to the professional qualification e.g. Legal Practice Certificate - 2 yrs training to be a solicitor, which is a 'professional qualification'. After this, a training contract is required with a registered law firm before being allowed to practice as a solicitor. The process to become a barrister is slightly different.
Calling someone a faggot is not illegal in any part of the United States. Maybe in your European shithole it is. Personally, I'm happy not to live there and to make multiples of your salary while paying lower taxes.
>>>> How do you know what my home is like? How do you know what my salary is??? At least I don't have to worry about psychos jumping out at me with guns everywhere I go!!!
Calling someone a faggot isn't "persecution."
>>>>> I will admit my choice of words was poor, perhaps "abusive" is more reasonable???
As for your insults on Bush, I'm sorry that you have no clue as to the reasons for war in the middle east.
>>>>> Do I not? What are your views, then? For example (and again, you don't need to attack me personally for this, I am just asking...!!!) how would you feel if someone's army came along and told you they knew how to run your country, they'd sort it out, and occupied the States for years on end? Just a question.
>>>>> It interests me that you people seem incapapble of reasonable thought and discussion? Maybe I am mistaken. Prove me wrong (or just insult someone you have never met again - go on, you know it makes you look big!)
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Date: April 17th, 2007 4:59 PM Author: Dull Electric Institution
Unfortunately, you seem incapable of using the reply function correctly, so please refrain from posting in the future.
tyia
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Date: April 27th, 2007 2:07 PM Author: sexy walnut business firm
Awwww, is that the best you can do!?
lol
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Date: February 6th, 2008 12:29 AM Author: blue erotic philosopher-king stage
I am amazed that a web-page referring to Mr. Michael Fertik, founder of for-profit Reputation Defender, has not been silenced by his awesome power? surely the emperor has clothes?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#9278681) |
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Date: February 6th, 2008 12:36 AM Author: blue erotic philosopher-king stage
You don't say!! You mean Michael Fertik's touted Google Insulation(tm) doesn't even insulate *him*??
Sounds like he's running a scam, rather than a company!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#9278726) |
Date: February 6th, 2008 12:42 AM Author: tripping outnumbered lodge
If Michael Fertik gets results why does he only have 5 clients. Why did nothing happen for the clients we know of?
Why does Michael Fertik, founder and I presume the only employee of Reputation Defender, need to employ high end litigation firms to get results for his clients? Does he really believe people with think Reputation Defender is anything but a waste of money? Do people think Michael Fertik, founder of reputation defender, can do anything after he runs out of a meager amount of VC money? Do people know that Michael Fertik and reputation defender can't do anything without resorting to legal claims and that these people will still have to pay a licensed lawyer (ie not Michael Fertik) if they want any real results?
What exactly is Michael Fertik's business plan? Charge people to send out a mail merged form email? He certainly can't finance more actual results.
Does Michael Fertik and reputation defender think the public is stupid enough to pay him to defend their reputations because he payed for his first case to get litigated?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#9278762) |
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Date: February 6th, 2008 12:49 AM Author: very tactful church building international law enforcement agency
"Why does Michael Fertik...need to employ high end litigation firms to get results for his clients?"
His form letters aren't persuasive enough.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#9278813) |
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Date: February 6th, 2008 12:49 PM Author: very tactful church building international law enforcement agency
http://www.reputationdefender.com/company
"Our goal is straightforward: ...To DESTROY, at your command, all inaccurate, inappropriate, hurtful, and slanderous information about you and/or your child using our proprietary in-house methodology."
LOL @ "proprietary."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#9280929)
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Date: February 6th, 2008 7:27 AM Author: salmon internet-worthy theater stage
WOW.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606557&forum_id=2#9280125) |
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