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HL Mencken is seriously the most 180 writer & wit in US history
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Date: April 12th, 2013 4:59 PM Author: glittery boiling water theatre and yes I have heard of Mark Twain.
Here are a few examples:
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.
All government, in its essence, is organized exploitation, and in virtually all of its existing forms it is the implacable enemy of every industrious and well-disposed man.
The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:16 PM Author: excitant brunch new version Ah, I was all about to be like "(Guy who never read Mark Twain)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985478) |
Date: April 12th, 2013 5:00 PM Author: glittery boiling water theatre Moral certainty is always a sign of cultural inferiority. The more uncivilized the man, the surer he is that he knows precisely what is right and what is wrong. All human progress, even in morals, has been the work of men who have doubted the current moral values, not of men who have whooped them up and tried to enforce them. The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985396) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:06 PM Author: balding opaque macaca Convince me Mencken isn't a Nietzschean epigone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985424) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:09 PM Author: glittery boiling water theatre Mencken is funnier, but clearly he read a lot of Nietzsche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985435) |
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Date: March 29th, 2014 10:29 PM Author: Submissive 180 Party Of The First Part great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#25287206) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:05 PM Author: swashbuckling harsh heaven Sounds like a shitlib. There is no progress in morals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#47661306) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:37 PM Author: massive legend (2014 xo v 2024 xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#47662053) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:00 PM Author: Greedy really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985398) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:01 PM Author: Greedy really tough guy These are far from his best lines breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985402) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:02 PM Author: glittery boiling water theatre these are lines I encountered in 4 hours of reading Mencken. His best quotes are everywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985409) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:01 PM Author: Sadistic amethyst tanning salon gay wizard Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985405) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:03 PM Author: glittery boiling water theatre The pedant and the priest have always been the most expert of logicians — and the most diligent disseminators of nonsense and worse. The liberation of the human mind has never been furthered by dunderheads; it has been furthered by gay fellows who heaved dead cats into sanctuaries and then went roistering down the highways of the world, proving to all men that doubt, after all, was safe — that the god in the sanctuary was finite in his power and hence a fraud. One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985414) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:04 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy gas station eh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985417) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 3:57 PM Author: Lavender Bonkers Sandwich Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#47661273) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:05 PM Author: magenta tripping turdskin (david simon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985420) |
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Date: April 12th, 2013 5:07 PM Author: glittery boiling water theatre [T]he American people, taking one with the other, are the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goosesteppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the Middle Ages. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985425) |
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Date: March 29th, 2014 10:19 PM Author: pearl sinister set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#25287131) |
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Date: April 15th, 2014 7:17 PM Author: bearded beady-eyed box office people who are hurt It was morality that burned the books of the ancient sages, and morality that halted the free inquiry of the Golden Age and substituted for it the credulous imbecility of the Age of Faith. It was a fixed moral code and a fixed theology which robbed the human race of a thousand years by wasting them upon alchemy, heretic-burning, witchcraft and sacerdotalism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#25389120) |
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Date: April 15th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: bearded beady-eyed box office people who are hurt The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived. Huxley laughed the devils out of the Gadarene swine. Not the laws of the United States but the mother-in-law joke brought the Mormons to surrender. Not the horror of it but the absurdity of it killed the doctrine of infant damnation. But the razor edge of ridicule is turned by the tough hide of truth. How loudly the barber-surgeons laughed at Huxley—and how vainly! What clown ever brought down the house like Galileo? Or Columbus? Or Darwin? . . . They are laughing at Nietzsche yet . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#25389126) |
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Date: April 15th, 2014 7:19 PM Author: bearded beady-eyed box office people who are hurt If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#25389129) |
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Date: April 15th, 2014 7:19 PM Author: bearded beady-eyed box office people who are hurt The fact is that the average man's love of liberty is nine-tenths imaginary, exactly like his love of sense, justice and truth. He is not actually happy when free; he is uncomfortable, a bit alarmed, and intolerably lonely. Liberty is not a thing for the great masses of men. It is the exclusive possession of a small and disreputable minority, like knowledge, courage and honor. It takes a special sort of man to understand and enjoy liberty — and he is usually an outlaw in democratic societies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#25389131) |
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Date: April 15th, 2014 7:20 PM Author: bearded beady-eyed box office people who are hurt Do they believe that the aim of teaching English is to increase the exact and beautiful use of the language? Or that it is to inculcate and augment patriotism? Or that it is to diminish sorrow in the home? Or that it has some other end, cultural, economic, or military? ... it was their verdict by a solemn referendum that the principal objective in teaching English was to make good spellers, and that after that came the breeding of good capitalizers. … I have maintained for years, sometimes perhaps with undue heat: that pedagogy in the United States is fast descending to the estate of a childish necromancy, and that the worst idiots, even among pedagogues, are the teachers of English. It is positively dreadful to think that the young of the American species are exposed day in and day out to the contamination of such dark minds. What can be expected of education that is carried on in the very sewers of the intellect? How can morons teach anything that is worth knowing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#25389137) |
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Date: April 15th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: bearded beady-eyed box office people who are hurt Misogynist — A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#25389154) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 3:58 PM Author: Lavender Bonkers Sandwich Stage idk if pithy zingers make one a great writer. if they did, then ambrose bierce would have to be up there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#47661277) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:44 PM Author: vivacious snowy stage bbw He could also actually write good fiction. Mencken is a fake Liberal Artist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#47661417) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Lavender Bonkers Sandwich Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#47661422) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:49 PM Author: know-it-all burgundy athletic conference crotch I thought he made kitchen knives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#47661431) |