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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Chrome trip party of the first part property
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Supple hunting ground set
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
fuchsia hilarious ladyboy tattoo
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Chrome trip party of the first part property
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Autistic provocative gay wizard
  05/10/24
No
Anal filthpig
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Magenta overrated roommate stage
  05/10/24
180
Anal filthpig
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
balding maroon telephone ticket booth
  05/10/24
180
Anal filthpig
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Indigo Jet-lagged Locus Shitlib
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
bespoke factory reset button
  05/10/24
180
Anal filthpig
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Indigo Jet-lagged Locus Shitlib
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
saffron glittery legend
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
chocolate bat shit crazy pit dog poop
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
cerebral market
  05/12/24
...
Chrome trip party of the first part property
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
carmine site trump supporter
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Cyan mewling plaza gaming laptop
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Mauve athletic conference
  05/10/24
...
concupiscible light area goal in life
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
aphrodisiac immigrant field
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
balding maroon telephone ticket booth
  05/10/24
180
Anal filthpig
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
cruel-hearted nursing home rigpig
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Exhilarant Office
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Mauve athletic conference
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
misunderstood topaz french chef
  05/10/24
...
duck-like goyim keepsake machete
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Infuriating charismatic heaven
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Canary Marvelous Church Laser Beams
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Disrespectful step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Magenta overrated roommate stage
  05/10/24
...
Greedy rusted stain
  05/10/24
...
Dull misanthropic school national security agency
  05/10/24
...
Mauve athletic conference
  05/11/24
Kike!
Anal filthpig
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Autistic provocative gay wizard
  05/10/24
he was an associate
multi-colored insanely creepy dilemma
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
mischievous grizzly theater stage
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Wine newt
  05/10/24
...
carmine site trump supporter
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Insane fantasy-prone black woman
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
bistre chest-beating public bath
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
mischievous grizzly theater stage
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
laughsome ultramarine main people hissy fit
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
mischievous grizzly theater stage
  05/12/24
probably no one
Chrome trip party of the first part property
  05/12/24
...
Dull misanthropic school national security agency
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Bright tanning salon idiot
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
chestnut razzle abode dopamine
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
mischievous grizzly theater stage
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Exhilarant Office
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
chestnut razzle abode dopamine
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Exhilarant Office
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Pontificating Prole Garrison
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Black multi-billionaire preventive strike
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Exhilarant Office
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
cerebral market
  05/12/24
...
Bright tanning salon idiot
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Chrome trip party of the first part property

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Supple hunting ground set

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: fuchsia hilarious ladyboy tattoo

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Chrome trip party of the first part property

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Autistic provocative gay wizard

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Anal filthpig

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Magenta overrated roommate stage

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Anal filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: balding maroon telephone ticket booth

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Anal filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Indigo Jet-lagged Locus Shitlib

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: bespoke factory reset button

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Anal filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Indigo Jet-lagged Locus Shitlib

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: saffron glittery legend

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: chocolate bat shit crazy pit dog poop

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: cerebral market

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Chrome trip party of the first part property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: carmine site trump supporter

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Cyan mewling plaza gaming laptop

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Mauve athletic conference

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: concupiscible light area goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac immigrant field

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: balding maroon telephone ticket booth

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Anal filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted nursing home rigpig

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Office

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Mauve athletic conference

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: misunderstood topaz french chef

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: duck-like goyim keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Infuriating charismatic heaven

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Canary Marvelous Church Laser Beams

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Disrespectful step-uncle's house old irish cottage

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Magenta overrated roommate stage

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Greedy rusted stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Dull misanthropic school national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Mauve athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Anal filthpig

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Autistic provocative gay wizard

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy dilemma

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: mischievous grizzly theater stage

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Wine newt

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: carmine site trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Insane fantasy-prone black woman

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: bistre chest-beating public bath

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: mischievous grizzly theater stage

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine main people hissy fit

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: mischievous grizzly theater stage

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Chrome trip party of the first part property

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Dull misanthropic school national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Bright tanning salon idiot

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: chestnut razzle abode dopamine

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: mischievous grizzly theater stage

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant Office

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: chestnut razzle abode dopamine

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant Office

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Pontificating Prole Garrison

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Black multi-billionaire preventive strike

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Office

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: cerebral market

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Bright tanning salon idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)