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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Narrow-minded Patrolman
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Comical community account
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
learning disabled swashbuckling house
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
slippery buff incel keepsake machete
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Comical community account
  11/12/24
wow!
canary codepig church
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Self-absorbed Business Firm
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
chocolate center newt
  11/12/24
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Comical community account
  11/12/24
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Mint Temple Karate
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canary codepig church
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slippery buff incel keepsake machete
  11/12/24
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emerald histrionic kitchen macaca
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Stimulating citrine hospital
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Snowy Aphrodisiac Step-uncle's House Blood Rage
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Chrome flatulent friendly grandma theatre
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canary codepig church
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Zippy Beta Depressive Kitty Cat
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Mint Temple Karate
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Comical community account
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Cruel-hearted cracking persian elastic band
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Beady-eyed zombie-like electric furnace indian lodge
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
learning disabled swashbuckling house
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
soul-stirring underhanded orchestra pit
  11/12/24
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Snowy Aphrodisiac Step-uncle's House Blood Rage
  06/08/25
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Chrome flatulent friendly grandma theatre
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
vibrant geriatric police squad office
  11/12/24
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canary codepig church
  11/12/24
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Topaz Half-breed Hell
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
twisted misanthropic boiling water
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
canary codepig church
  11/12/24
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canary codepig church
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
fear-inspiring doctorate
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Stimulating citrine hospital
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
doobsian floppy area
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Stimulating citrine hospital
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Comical community account
  06/08/25
Damning.
plum main people stage
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Patrolman

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Comical community account

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: learning disabled swashbuckling house

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: slippery buff incel keepsake machete

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Comical community account

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: canary codepig church

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Business Firm

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: chocolate center newt

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Comical community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Mint Temple Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: canary codepig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: slippery buff incel keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: emerald histrionic kitchen macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Stimulating citrine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Step-uncle's House Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Chrome flatulent friendly grandma theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: canary codepig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Zippy Beta Depressive Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Mint Temple Karate

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Comical community account

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cracking persian elastic band

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed zombie-like electric furnace indian lodge

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: learning disabled swashbuckling house

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring underhanded orchestra pit

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Step-uncle's House Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Chrome flatulent friendly grandma theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: vibrant geriatric police squad office

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: canary codepig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Topaz Half-breed Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: twisted misanthropic boiling water

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: canary codepig church

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: canary codepig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring doctorate

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Stimulating citrine hospital

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: doobsian floppy area

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Stimulating citrine hospital

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Comical community account

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: plum main people stage

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)