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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
flatulent wrinkle center
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
slimy house-broken point
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
fragrant shivering area trust fund
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OP is JM
swashbuckling painfully honest becky
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Exhilarant box office background story
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
flatulent wrinkle center
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costumed place of business resort
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Dead telephone messiness
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send reinforcements
stirring half-breed theater stage
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
titillating liquid oxygen
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
flatulent wrinkle center
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
useless library clown
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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Yapping cracking office boistinker
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: flatulent wrinkle center

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Irate geriatric crotch sandwich

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Big-titted Digit Ratio Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Dead telephone messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: slimy house-broken point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: chestnut therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093361)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: useless library clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: mewling tripping circlehead fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: ultramarine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Green Insanely Creepy Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Deep blue pisswyrm twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: slimy house-broken point

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: fragrant shivering area trust fund

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling painfully honest becky

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant box office background story

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: flatulent wrinkle center

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: costumed place of business resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: infuriating step-uncle's house jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant box office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: adulterous bat shit crazy space friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: sickened selfie partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Deep blue pisswyrm twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Dead telephone messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: stirring half-breed theater stage

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: titillating liquid oxygen

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: flatulent wrinkle center

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: useless library clown

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Vigorous Station

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: ultramarine hospital

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Bistre heady pocket flask native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Yapping cracking office boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Poppy brunch

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: flatulent wrinkle center

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Dead telephone messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Deep blue pisswyrm twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: costumed place of business resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: greedy really tough guy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant box office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095575)