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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: silver stage telephone



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: pea-brained brass school cafeteria coffee pot

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: silver stage telephone



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: charismatic lilac faggotry pocket flask



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: french fuchsia deer antler



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy underhanded parlor

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: silver stage telephone



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Base Blood Rage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: silver stage telephone

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Opaque irradiated whorehouse ladyboy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: french fuchsia deer antler

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: silver stage telephone

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: medicated submissive ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: orchid lay

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: silver stage telephone



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse Shrine



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: charismatic lilac faggotry pocket flask



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Lascivious Nursing Home



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: charismatic lilac faggotry pocket flask

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: silver stage telephone

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: charismatic lilac faggotry pocket flask

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: silver stage telephone

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Mustard know-it-all generalized bond kitty

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: infuriating comical mediation site



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: sticky concupiscible school filthpig

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: medicated submissive ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: french fuchsia deer antler

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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