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Kidmos: Will A Kid Almost 5 Get Anything Out Of Organized Soccer?

I assume baseball is pointless at that age. What about socce...
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  08/11/25
If the kid is into it, soccer and basketball are great at th...
Nazca Redlines
  08/11/25
Basketball? No 5 year old can shoot a basketball or dribble ...
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so??? they can barely wipe their own ass too, should you ...
i gave my cousin head
  08/11/25
Basketball is great at that age. Double dribbles aren't call...
Nazca Redlines
  08/11/25
yes
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Why would you assume baseball would be pointless?
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Requires too much technique.
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lmfao just handicap ur kid because he cant dunk like shaq
i gave my cousin head
  08/11/25
its fucking fetch
fulano
  08/11/25
That’s the point. 5 year olds playing baseball is noth...
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who fucking cares they are getting familiarized
i gave my cousin head
  08/11/25
soccer at that age is just packs of kids chasing a ball. the...
fulano
  08/11/25
the point is that soccer is a primitive sport, and elite / a...
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  08/11/25
Baseball is rough before about 6. At 5, most kids can't hit ...
Nazca Redlines
  08/11/25
at 5 any sport/instrument is a good thing their brains ar...
i gave my cousin head
  08/11/25
describe asthma level
Metal Up Your Ass
  08/11/25
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i gave my cousin head
  08/11/25
None. Wife is only 1/4 ashkenazi. Kids are healthy.
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whatever lets the kid spend the largest amount of time away ...
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/11/25
arent there games on saturdays? if youre kid is into it they...
Brother Peter Dimond
  08/11/25
Soccer is faggot and this is just for recreation at a young ...
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its probably credited then since you seem sure he wont like ...
Brother Peter Dimond
  08/11/25
the point of early sports is not skill development. it's le...
Darnell
  08/11/25
Right but some sports are too complicated at that age. Socce...
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  08/11/25
Little kids have trouble understanding soccer. Most of them ...
OldHLSDude
  08/11/25
> tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a...
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Considering the audience, I feel this is an appropriate stat...
David Poaster Wallace
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cowshit
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Nazca Redlines
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Nothing Ever Happens
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Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
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Eat my hairy asshole, brother.
OldHLSDude
  08/11/25
Not a jewish kid, no
Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
  08/11/25
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Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/11/25
The problem is that soccer is boring for most kids. All team...
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  08/11/25
he’s two years behind
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/11/25


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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


I assume baseball is pointless at that age. What about soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174585)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

If the kid is into it, soccer and basketball are great at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174607)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Basketball? No 5 year old can shoot a basketball or dribble properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174615)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

so???

they can barely wipe their own ass too, should you still be doing that for them too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174618)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Basketball is great at that age. Double dribbles aren't called and opponents can't steal from someone trying to dribble. Most of the kids are strong enough to heave the ball above the rim. The good ones/ones that practice can make it go in much of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174624)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174610)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,. ( )


Why would you assume baseball would be pointless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174616)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Requires too much technique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174627)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

lmfao just handicap ur kid because he cant dunk like shaq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174629)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: fulano

its fucking fetch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174667)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


That’s the point. 5 year olds playing baseball is nothing that resembles the real sport. At that age, soccer is so primitive that it resembles the real game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174680)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

who fucking cares

they are getting familiarized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174688)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: fulano

soccer at that age is just packs of kids chasing a ball. there is nothing there that resembles a sport.

i dont really understand what your point is but it feels highly autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174692)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


the point is that soccer is a primitive sport, and elite / adult / pro soccer is just packs of third worlders chasing a ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49175089)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Baseball is rough before about 6. At 5, most kids can't hit the ball much past the mound, or throw the ball in the air from second to first (which isn't much on their tiny fields), or consistently catch it if someone did manage to throw it in the air from more than 12 feet away. You can't play anything close to a fun game when the kids don't have the strength or cooridination for those very basic things.

It's a lot of fun by about 6 or 7 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174637)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

at 5 any sport/instrument is a good thing

their brains are building an insane amount of connections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174617)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

describe asthma level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174621)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174632)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


None. Wife is only 1/4 ashkenazi. Kids are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174635)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

whatever lets the kid spend the largest amount of time away from your influence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174622)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

arent there games on saturdays? if youre kid is into it theyre gonna go otd in no time brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174640)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Soccer is faggot and this is just for recreation at a young age. He’s not gonna be doing some club soccer traveling shit. They have once a week sports stuff on both saturdays and sundays for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174664)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

its probably credited then since you seem sure he wont like it enough to want to play when hes older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174706)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Darnell

the point of early sports is not skill development. it's learning how to interact with other kids, follow directions, and learn how to move their bodies in new ways. skill development typically comes later.

sometimes, you'll see the rare 4 or 5 year old hitting baseballs or making 6 foot jumpshots. it's usually just an accident of development that doesn't mean a ton about their long term ability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174656)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Right but some sports are too complicated at that age. Soccer definitely is easy enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174669)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: OldHLSDude

Little kids have trouble understanding soccer. Most of them just run up and down the field without a clue as to what they are doing, but they still have fun and get exercise. Baseball at that age is usually tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a post. My coaching success with tee-ball was getting one little four year old guy to turn left when he got to first base instead of keeping on running into the outfield. We all had a lot of fun.

It gets bad when they get older because so many of the parents become hypercompetitive assholds.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174674)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


> tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a post

Is there a different kind of T-ball, you boomer faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174685)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

Considering the audience, I feel this is an appropriate statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174725)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: cowshit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49175080)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49175092)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49175132)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49176040)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Eat my hairy asshole, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49175994)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove

Not a jewish kid, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49174703)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49176037)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


The problem is that soccer is boring for most kids. All team sports have benefits but something like basketball or tennis has them spending more time actually thingdoing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49176030)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

he’s two years behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2#49176035)