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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
tell me
slimy stage crotch
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
coiffed theater stage
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Lemon multi-billionaire
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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thriller range
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  03/31/18
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  06/11/25
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  08/12/25
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crawly dog poop garrison
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Concupiscible School
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Motley Address Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
lmao
slimy stage crotch
  05/12/15
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Silver violent black woman
  12/11/24
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onyx beady-eyed theatre
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Concupiscible School
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
twisted spot depressive
  08/14/13
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Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Bull headed weed whacker
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
rofl
slimy stage crotch
  08/14/13
180
purple location death wish
  08/14/13
rofl
Godawful walnut regret
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
abusive native
  08/14/13
lol
Contagious station
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Clear Incel
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  03/10/14
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  03/24/21
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  08/14/13
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Hot business firm doctorate
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mint racy mood temple
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Motley Address Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
mint racy mood temple
  08/14/13
best of thread
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
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adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
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onyx beady-eyed theatre
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
onyx beady-eyed theatre
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
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Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
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Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
orchid thirsty locus tattoo
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Motley Address Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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slimy stage crotch
  08/14/13
180
indigo balding really tough guy trump supporter
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territorial obsidian legend ratface
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Clear Incel
  08/15/13
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rambunctious insecure church
  08/17/13
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Exciting hyperventilating sound barrier senate
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twinkling big-titted brethren antidepressant drug
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Submissive excitant gay wizard
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
lol
painfully honest lay
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
mint racy mood temple
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
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adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
alcoholic glittery voyeur son of senegal
  08/14/13
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Doobsian Candlestick Maker
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
mint racy mood temple
  08/14/13
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vivacious rehab
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
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adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
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Federal Bawdyhouse
  09/11/13
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Federal Bawdyhouse
  02/16/23
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Soul-stirring boltzmann ape
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
vibrant volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
floppy iridescent faggotry
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Bull headed weed whacker
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Bull headed weed whacker
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
purple location death wish
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Mind-boggling Red Parlor
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
up-to-no-good white plaza bbw
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
floppy iridescent faggotry
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
vibrant volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
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bat-shit-crazy rough-skinned home
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
floppy iridescent faggotry
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
floppy iridescent faggotry
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
floppy iridescent faggotry
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
floppy iridescent faggotry
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
floppy iridescent faggotry
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
floppy iridescent faggotry
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
whatever
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
hairless gaped cuckold
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
mint racy mood temple
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
lol
indigo balding really tough guy trump supporter
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
180
purple location death wish
  08/14/13
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180 Nursing Home Hunting Ground
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
mint racy mood temple
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Tantric maniacal yarmulke corner
  08/14/13
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Tantric maniacal yarmulke corner
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
purple location death wish
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
purple location death wish
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
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Cracking dilemma
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
indigo balding really tough guy trump supporter
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
mentally impaired hell sex offender
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Lascivious stock car
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
purple location death wish
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
purple location death wish
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
purple location death wish
  08/14/13
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galvanic market
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
lmao
Hot business firm doctorate
  08/14/13
...
bat-shit-crazy rough-skinned home
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Sickened boiling water
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Honey-headed parlour
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
rambunctious insecure church
  08/14/13
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Tantric maniacal yarmulke corner
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
Pics?
Chrome trust fund
  08/14/13
link?
Silver violent black woman
  08/17/13
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slimy stage crotch
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Dashing cruise ship
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
titillating self-absorbed theater
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
spectacular saffron elastic band
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
costumed carmine office
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
electric amber brunch half-breed
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Crusty old irish cottage shrine
  08/14/13
Underrated
galvanic market
  08/15/13
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carnelian pisswyrm
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
electric amber brunch half-breed
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Crusty old irish cottage shrine
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
bat shit crazy filthy set striped hyena
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
adventurous meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Stirring Swollen Goal In Life
  08/14/13
lol
Contagious station
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Stirring Swollen Goal In Life
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Contagious station
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Stirring Swollen Goal In Life
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
electric amber brunch half-breed
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Chocolate Demanding House Gunner
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
vibrant volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Flatulent Step-uncle's House Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
180
peach national
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Contagious station
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Clear Incel
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Contagious station
  08/14/13
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Cyan Metal People Who Are Hurt Property
  08/14/13
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apoplectic chartreuse psychic
  08/14/13
180
Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook
  08/14/13
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Crusty old irish cottage shrine
  08/15/13
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spectacular saffron elastic band
  08/17/13
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multi-colored den
  09/11/13
Lmao
mustard box office macaca
  06/07/17
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supple whorehouse personal credit line
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Nighttime hairy legs pistol
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Cyan Metal People Who Are Hurt Property
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Alcoholic jap abode
  08/14/13
lol
Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook
  08/14/13
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Vigorous drunken base prole
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Drab field
  08/14/13
180
Self-centered Azure State
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Wonderful French Chef
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Navy liquid oxygen useless brakes
  08/17/13
poignant
cruel-hearted generalized bond school cafeteria
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
bossy histrionic principal's office
  08/17/13
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Cyan Metal People Who Are Hurt Property
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
multi-colored den
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Federal Bawdyhouse
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
bat shit crazy filthy set striped hyena
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Lemon multi-billionaire
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
bateful opaque forum giraffe
  12/28/13
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jet casino kitty
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Comical menage
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Zippy resort
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
cerebral useless party of the first part
  03/10/14
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Exciting hyperventilating sound barrier senate
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
alcoholic glittery voyeur son of senegal
  05/12/15
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Stimulating Pit Quadroon
  01/19/16
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Clear Incel
  10/25/17
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Silver violent black woman
  11/29/15
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Silver violent black woman
  12/23/15
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Exciting hyperventilating sound barrier senate
  01/05/16
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Silver violent black woman
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Disrespectful stag film
  06/07/17
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Stimulating Pit Quadroon
  09/22/17
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rambunctious insecure church
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
aromatic sneaky criminal hospital
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
deep lodge
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
aromatic sneaky criminal hospital
  07/18/18
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Soul-stirring boltzmann ape
  04/30/19
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Silver violent black woman
  06/21/20
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Silver violent black woman
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big degenerate stage
  07/11/20
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Soul-stirring boltzmann ape
  12/16/21
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Soul-stirring boltzmann ape
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: slimy stage crotch

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: coiffed theater stage

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Lemon multi-billionaire

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Exciting hyperventilating sound barrier senate

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: thriller range



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Anal marvelous area famous landscape painting

so underrated

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: onyx beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: magenta sanctuary masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: supple whorehouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: crawly dog poop garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible School

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Motley Address Genital Piercing

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: slimy stage crotch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Silver violent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: onyx beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible School

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: twisted spot depressive

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Bull headed weed whacker

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: slimy stage crotch

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: purple location death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Godawful walnut regret

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: abusive native

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Contagious station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Clear Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: carnelian pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: unholy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: supple whorehouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: mint racy mood temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: mint racy mood temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Motley Address Genital Piercing

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: mint racy mood temple

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: onyx beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: onyx beady-eyed theatre

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: orchid thirsty locus tattoo

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Motley Address Genital Piercing

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Submissive excitant gay wizard

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: slimy stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: indigo balding really tough guy trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: territorial obsidian legend ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Clear Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Exciting hyperventilating sound barrier senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: twinkling big-titted brethren antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Submissive excitant gay wizard

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: painfully honest lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: mint racy mood temple

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: alcoholic glittery voyeur son of senegal

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Doobsian Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: mint racy mood temple

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: vivacious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Federal Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Federal Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: floppy iridescent faggotry

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Bull headed weed whacker

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Bull headed weed whacker

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: purple location death wish

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Red Parlor

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: up-to-no-good white plaza bbw

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: floppy iridescent faggotry

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy rough-skinned home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: floppy iridescent faggotry

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: floppy iridescent faggotry

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: floppy iridescent faggotry

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: floppy iridescent faggotry

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: floppy iridescent faggotry

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: floppy iridescent faggotry

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: hairless gaped cuckold

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: mint racy mood temple

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: indigo balding really tough guy trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: purple location death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: 180 Nursing Home Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: mint racy mood temple

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Tantric maniacal yarmulke corner

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Tantric maniacal yarmulke corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: purple location death wish

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: purple location death wish

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Cracking dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: indigo balding really tough guy trump supporter

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: mentally impaired hell sex offender

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Lascivious stock car

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: purple location death wish

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: purple location death wish

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: purple location death wish

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: galvanic market

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Hot business firm doctorate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy rough-skinned home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Sickened boiling water

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed parlour

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: rambunctious insecure church

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Tantric maniacal yarmulke corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Chrome trust fund

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Silver violent black woman

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: slimy stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Dashing cruise ship

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: titillating self-absorbed theater

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: spectacular saffron elastic band

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: costumed carmine office

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: electric amber brunch half-breed

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Crusty old irish cottage shrine

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: galvanic market

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: carnelian pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: electric amber brunch half-breed

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Crusty old irish cottage shrine

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: bat shit crazy filthy set striped hyena

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Stirring Swollen Goal In Life

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Contagious station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Stirring Swollen Goal In Life

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Contagious station

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Stirring Swollen Goal In Life

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: electric amber brunch half-breed

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Chocolate Demanding House Gunner

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Flatulent Step-uncle's House Friendly Grandma

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: peach national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious station

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Clear Incel

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Contagious station

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Cyan Metal People Who Are Hurt Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: apoplectic chartreuse psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Crusty old irish cottage shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: spectacular saffron elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: multi-colored den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: mustard box office macaca

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: supple whorehouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Nighttime hairy legs pistol

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Cyan Metal People Who Are Hurt Property

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic jap abode

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Vigorous drunken base prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Drab field

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Self-centered Azure State

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Wonderful French Chef

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Navy liquid oxygen useless brakes

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: cruel-hearted generalized bond school cafeteria

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: bossy histrionic principal's office

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Cyan Metal People Who Are Hurt Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: multi-colored den

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Federal Bawdyhouse

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: bat shit crazy filthy set striped hyena

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Lemon multi-billionaire

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: bateful opaque forum giraffe

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: jet casino kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Comical menage

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Zippy resort

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: cerebral useless party of the first part

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Exciting hyperventilating sound barrier senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: alcoholic glittery voyeur son of senegal

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Stimulating Pit Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Clear Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Silver violent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Silver violent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Exciting hyperventilating sound barrier senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Silver violent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful stag film

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Pit Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: rambunctious insecure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: aromatic sneaky criminal hospital

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: deep lodge

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: aromatic sneaky criminal hospital

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Silver violent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Silver violent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: big degenerate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring boltzmann ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#44198924)