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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
multi-colored area trust fund
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
racy kitty cat
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Smoky windowlicker black woman
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
crusty menage
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
racy kitty cat
  11/12/24
wow!
big frum location old irish cottage
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Razzle-dazzle Confused Faggot Firefighter
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Arousing fuchsia karate
  11/12/24
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racy kitty cat
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cocky space
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big frum location old irish cottage
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crusty menage
  11/12/24
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Stirring sooty base mediation
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walnut seedy preventive strike
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wine motley boiling water turdskin
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brindle floppy market water buffalo
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big frum location old irish cottage
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Yellow Degenerate
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
cocky space
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
racy kitty cat
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Saffron home round eye
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
bateful school cafeteria quadroon
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Smoky windowlicker black woman
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
geriatric aqua laser beams patrolman
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wine motley boiling water turdskin
  06/08/25
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brindle floppy market water buffalo
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Alcoholic irradiated stead electric furnace
  11/12/24
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big frum location old irish cottage
  11/12/24
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Stimulating embarrassed to the bone theater
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
domesticated legal warrant yarmulke
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
big frum location old irish cottage
  11/12/24
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big frum location old irish cottage
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Misanthropic indirect expression
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
walnut seedy preventive strike
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Hairraiser Transparent Community Account
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
walnut seedy preventive strike
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
racy kitty cat
  06/08/25
Damning.
Excitant tantric step-uncle's house stain
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: multi-colored area trust fund

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: racy kitty cat

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker black woman

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: crusty menage

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: racy kitty cat

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: big frum location old irish cottage

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Confused Faggot Firefighter

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Arousing fuchsia karate

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: racy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: cocky space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: big frum location old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: crusty menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Stirring sooty base mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: walnut seedy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: wine motley boiling water turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: brindle floppy market water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: big frum location old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Yellow Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: cocky space

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: racy kitty cat

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Saffron home round eye

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: bateful school cafeteria quadroon

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Smoky windowlicker black woman

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: geriatric aqua laser beams patrolman

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: wine motley boiling water turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: brindle floppy market water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic irradiated stead electric furnace

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: big frum location old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: domesticated legal warrant yarmulke

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: big frum location old irish cottage

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: big frum location old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Misanthropic indirect expression

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: walnut seedy preventive strike

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser Transparent Community Account

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: walnut seedy preventive strike

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: racy kitty cat

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Excitant tantric step-uncle's house stain

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)