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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
plum coffee pot
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
Vibrant dun casino
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
plum coffee pot
  07/15/25
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Vibrant dun casino
  07/15/25
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arousing mint weed whacker
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
Big tanning salon dingle berry
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
plum coffee pot
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
plum coffee pot
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
deep quadroon
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
plum coffee pot
  07/15/25
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white racy pit
  07/15/25
should he not?
Abnormal Pozpig
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
plum coffee pot
  07/15/25
Mfcr
Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
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Ultramarine flatulent azn
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
arousing mint weed whacker
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
plum coffee pot
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
arousing mint weed whacker
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
plum coffee pot
  07/15/25
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deep quadroon
  07/15/25
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self-centered smoky business firm
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
Ultramarine flatulent azn
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
sienna multi-colored preventive strike
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
self-centered smoky business firm
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
fantasy-prone stirring lay
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
Tantric Marketing Idea House
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
avocado school
  07/15/25
he crushed
Vibrant dun casino
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Passionate hyperventilating set foreskin
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
deep quadroon
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
deep quadroon
  07/15/25
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Translucent toilet seat
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
plum coffee pot
  07/16/25
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deep quadroon
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
deep quadroon
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
Vengeful Irate Range Associate
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
deep quadroon
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
Ultramarine flatulent azn
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
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  07/16/25
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  07/16/25
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  07/16/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: plum coffee pot

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Vibrant dun casino

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: plum coffee pot

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Vibrant dun casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: arousing mint weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Big tanning salon dingle berry

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: plum coffee pot

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: plum coffee pot

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: deep quadroon

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: plum coffee pot

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: white racy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Abnormal Pozpig

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: plum coffee pot

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Ultramarine flatulent azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: arousing mint weed whacker

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: plum coffee pot

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: arousing mint weed whacker

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: plum coffee pot

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: deep quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: hairless dull dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Burgundy fragrant stain deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: self-centered smoky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Ultramarine flatulent azn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: sienna multi-colored preventive strike

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: self-centered smoky business firm

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: fantasy-prone stirring lay

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Tantric Marketing Idea House

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: avocado school

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Vibrant dun casino

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Passionate hyperventilating set foreskin

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: deep quadroon

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: deep quadroon

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Translucent toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: plum coffee pot

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: deep quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: deep quadroon

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Vengeful Irate Range Associate

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: deep quadroon

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine flatulent azn

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Titillating clear institution antidepressant drug

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine flatulent azn

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: plum coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49107203)