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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM Author: Clear Wonderful Den People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: fragrant kitty cat ratface ?.
You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?
The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.
It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.
I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..
I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.
The chopsticks are just part of the show.
Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.
The chopsticks... they mock me.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Clear Wonderful Den https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM Author: Greedy embarrassed to the bone nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM Author: Appetizing goyim RIP Boooom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: azure idiot rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM Author: fragrant kitty cat ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815) |
Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: boyish red base toaster "teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: onyx stimulating roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM Author: Clear Wonderful Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM Author: Nofapping death wish field I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Clear Wonderful Den It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Crimson Milk its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy racy psychic As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Crimson Milk yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Crimson Milk DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Clear Wonderful Den ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy racy psychic That's true, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: onyx stimulating roommate Unnnnghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM Author: Clear Wonderful Den Sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Crimson Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM Author: hilarious territorial piazza Evan is a bottom iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM Author: chocolate hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Crimson Milk ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons
nowags had rice but didnt use spoons
actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: azure idiot strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM Author: Clear Wonderful Den I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: hilarious territorial piazza She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC
U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Clear Wonderful Den Hdy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM Author: exciting hall organic girlfriend Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM Author: High-end Puppy Athletic Conference if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM Author: Talking autistic alpha Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM Author: Lake irradiated house liquid oxygen Titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM Author: Clear Wonderful Den How can you defend chopsticks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM Author: Talking autistic alpha Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.
Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.
(100% Irish btw) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Clear Wonderful Den Hmmm interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM Author: underhanded shrine whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: Talking autistic alpha Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM Author: Twinkling Public Bath Weed Whacker https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM Author: slippery pearly electric furnace incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM Author: Slate multi-colored cruise ship sweet tailpipe it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM Author: purple headpube set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: shimmering comical mood hospital He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Clear Wonderful Den ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Fantasy-prone range *slams piano lid shut* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922) |