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Hypo: Either you or wife must get 120 sq inches of tattoos
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic You must pick either you or your wife to get 120 sq inches of tattoos. (If you don't have a wife, it's your significant other, if you don't have one of those, it's your mom.) They cannot be removed.
The tattoos must generally be as visible as average tattoos. No using a bunch of ink that's the same color as your skin or getting tiny, faint lines.
For purposes of measurement, the whole area doesn't need to be filled in. E.g., if you have a clearly visible cross that's 2 inches by 1 inch, that counts as 2 sq inches covered, even though less than 2 full sq inches are covered by ink.
At least 1/3 of the tattoos used to get to the 120 sq inches must be visible when the tattooee is wearing pants, shoes, and a t shirt.
At least 2/3 must be visible when wearing shorts, shoes, and a t shirt.
All must be visible wearing a bathing suit of the type the tattooee normally wears.
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:10 PM Author: flickering maize lay "Mom, we need to talk, I have some bad news for you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149673) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic Would she understand and agree that she needs to bite the bullet here, for the sake of her son? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149676) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:12 PM Author: flickering maize lay Do I have to explain the deal in an accurate way, or can I, let's say, be creative. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149682) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic What's the creative way that makes more sense than "You have to do this because of an xo hypo"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149720) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:12 PM Author: flickering maize lay No but seriously, tats look stupid on most men and would look absolutely terrible on me, but tats on pretty women is a crime against nature, so I will suck it up and get the tats and leave my wife unbespoiled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149679) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic How chivalrous. What are you getting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149722) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Vibrant Coldplay Fan I'd get a tattoo of a butt with a tattoo of a butt on it. and i'd put it on my butt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149776) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic What you do on your own time is your business. For the hypo, what are you getting for the portions that must be visible? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149794) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Vibrant Coldplay Fan Since you ask I am a professional nude bodybuilder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149948) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 4:34 PM Author: charismatic chapel trump supporter Amazing poa/moniker synergy here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149850) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:55 PM Author: cowardly fanboi Wife bc I don’t bang her and only care about being attractive to younger Mexican or Colombian chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149788) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic Sounds like maybe you should get the tattoos then, homes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149795) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:58 PM Author: multi-colored sable meetinghouse jap Already have them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149798) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic You need 120 sq inches more. Or she does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149922) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 7:59 PM Author: multi-colored sable meetinghouse jap Me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50150102) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 4:35 PM Author: charismatic chapel trump supporter No way am I getting any tats. Sorry hubby! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149853) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic You'd rather him get tatted than sacrifice yourself? What's he getting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149925) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:36 PM Author: apoplectic bright elastic band I think tattoos on women are hot TBH, even if it's a signifier of low class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149944) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic How many does your wife have already? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149967) |
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Date: September 26th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: apoplectic bright elastic band im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50156611) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:55 PM Author: thriller indigo station Is surface area measured by ink or by shape? I could live with an 11x11 square on my back of it was a very thin line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50149973) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Fishy Blathering School Cafeteria Psychic By what's reasonably covered by tats. A 2x1 cross that's sufficiently bold can count as 2 sq inches. An empty square won't count for much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50151650) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 6:56 PM Author: thriller indigo station These are reasonable antiabuse rules but I still wanna game the system because I viscerally hate tattoos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50151816) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 6:58 PM Author: Abnormal Infuriating Jew Stage jokes on u im MGTOW and my mom is det. i therefore force a random poaster to get tattoos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50151820) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 6:58 PM Author: Sapphire organic girlfriend liquid oxygen 10 more square inches and I could have a full sleeve on my shaft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905997&forum_id=2#50151821) |