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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
azure curious field mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
bossy mint faggot firefighter
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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bossy mint faggot firefighter
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
azure curious field mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
azure curious field mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
azure curious field mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
bossy mint faggot firefighter
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
azure curious field mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
wut
shaky area
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
azure curious field mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: azure curious field mad-dog skullcap

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: bossy mint faggot firefighter

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: fishy lodge legal warrant

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: bossy mint faggot firefighter

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 institution black woman

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: henna indian lodge

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: maniacal cyan really tough guy

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: supple shivering wagecucks jew

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon useless brakes



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 institution black woman



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: azure curious field mad-dog skullcap

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Self-centered startling boistinker halford



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: azure curious field mad-dog skullcap

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: azure curious field mad-dog skullcap

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: cordovan casino

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: henna indian lodge

jfc 180

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: 180 institution black woman



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Mustard bespoke step-uncle's house tattoo

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon useless brakes

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: bossy mint faggot firefighter

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fishy lodge legal warrant



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: azure curious field mad-dog skullcap

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bossy mint faggot firefighter

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: azure curious field mad-dog skullcap

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: shaky area

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: azure curious field mad-dog skullcap

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Stimulating black meetinghouse hominid

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: irradiated principal's office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Internet-worthy coffee pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: geriatric abode

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: irradiated principal's office

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: maniacal cyan really tough guy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: 180 institution black woman

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: flesh thriller address fat ankles

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Irate Dingle Berry



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Splenetic internal respiration

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse

Good poast moniker synergy

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: talented erotic half-breed

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bronze twisted theatre

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: doobsian pale cuck pit

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: appetizing affirmative action

How big is her penis?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Trip Locus Boiling Water

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz site skinny woman

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cordovan casino

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded iridescent coldplay fan



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: 180 institution black woman



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: 180 institution black woman

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: azure curious field mad-dog skullcap

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)