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"You're Beautiful" illustrates the narcissism of love songs.

Most people don't understand James Blunt's deep irony. In h...
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/24/13
his song and that other guys song is them singing "your...
chartreuse wonderful faggotry azn
  03/24/13
What other guy?
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/24/13
Bruno Mars
chartreuse wonderful faggotry azn
  03/24/13
Bruno Mars is a hack.
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/24/13
"oh, i love you, your so beautiful JUST the way you are...
chartreuse wonderful faggotry azn
  03/24/13
all pop songs sung by men are some fag crooning about how mu...
anal water buffalo
  03/24/13
Of course. Blunt just calls attention to how narcissistic t...
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/24/13
in the 90's you had lots of grunge and rap songs on top 40 r...
anal water buffalo
  03/24/13
There are plenty of songs that aren't about love.
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/24/13
do you enjoy those anniversary cards that focus on the ways ...
claret erotic range messiness
  03/24/13
No.
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/24/13
the industrial revolution ...
talented garnet dilemma trust fund
  03/24/13
cr
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/24/13
go on...
slimy elastic band
  03/24/13
and its consequences...
Underhanded Vivacious Shrine Pervert
  03/24/13
scho lar ship
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  03/24/13
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Copper hyperactive brunch
  03/24/13
The majority of "hit" radio songs have accomplishe...
Painfully Honest Silver Plaza Genital Piercing
  03/24/13
You're exactly right. James Blunt turns both these tropes o...
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/26/13
wow, what an original, deep, controversial and noteworthy po...
razzmatazz spruce trailer park toaster
  03/24/13
I didn't pay him, guys, I promise.
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/26/13
(Patrick Bateman)
pearl stage
  03/24/13
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ruddy friendly grandma
  03/24/13
What do you think of the Weird Al parody, 'Your Pitiful'?
Sapphire famous landscape painting
  03/26/13
That parody always reminds me of this song: http://www.yo...
mauve ungodly nursing home
  03/26/13
LOL
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  03/26/13
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Chrome fighting sweet tailpipe
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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

Most people don't understand James Blunt's deep irony. In his hit single, "You're Beautiful", perhaps his most misunderstood song, he explodes the romantic myth. He picks the most vapid cliches to praise the beloved, while reserving for himself the choicest adjectives ("My life is brilliant. My love is pure.") and even supernatural agency (how many angels does this pinhead require?). "We shared a moment..." But notice that nothing's shared. Love is a fleeting, masturbatory moment, not an inspiration to eternal truth, as for Plato, Dante, and Petrarch.

Late capitalism has deprived us of our vocabulary for authentically expressing love. Even the guitar sounds tinny. But how do we know Blunt isn't just a shitty artist who can't write a song to save his worthless life? We can't. Therein lies his genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870545)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: chartreuse wonderful faggotry azn

his song and that other guys song is them singing "your so beautiful" to a fucking model

whoosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870642)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:38 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

What other guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870648)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: chartreuse wonderful faggotry azn

Bruno Mars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870808)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

Bruno Mars is a hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870818)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: chartreuse wonderful faggotry azn

"oh, i love you, your so beautiful JUST the way you are...i wuv you so MUCH!"

(bored, immpossibly beautiful model smiles, looks bored, files her nails, wonders when she gonna get paid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870856)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: anal water buffalo

all pop songs sung by men are some fag crooning about how much he loves a girl. was it always like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870653)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:46 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

Of course. Blunt just calls attention to how narcissistic the whole exercise is. Most love songs indulge in lavish idealized portrayals of the beloved, exhaustively describing the imagined relationship ("Save the Best for Last" is a typical example). Blunt's homage to his woman is perfunctory, almost cold. It's all about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870689)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: anal water buffalo

in the 90's you had lots of grunge and rap songs on top 40 radio that weren't about love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870811)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

There are plenty of songs that aren't about love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870815)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:55 AM
Author: claret erotic range messiness

do you enjoy those anniversary cards that focus on the ways your partner makes your life better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870732)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870766)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: talented garnet dilemma trust fund

the industrial revolution ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870738)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870767)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: slimy elastic band

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870794)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: Underhanded Vivacious Shrine Pervert

and its consequences...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871650)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:31 AM
Author: startling soul-stirring travel guidebook

scho lar ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871613)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:37 AM
Author: Copper hyperactive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871615)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:44 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Silver Plaza Genital Piercing

The majority of "hit" radio songs have accomplished two things: 1. they make the singer out to be a winner(whether the songwriter is the singer, or whether the song happens to be sung by another artist than the person who wrote the song) i.e., hit songs never share anything that ends unhappily for the singer (narrator) UNLESS the lyrics ultimately draw some positive conclusion from the unhappy circumstance(s); and 2. most "hit" songs are actually scripts intricately designed to make women feel good about themselves; data show that 50% of commercially available music is bought by women, while most of the remaining purchases are made by men trying to influence/better understand women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871624)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

You're exactly right. James Blunt turns both these tropes on their heads. The singer's a winner because he was fucking high. The woman's beautiful, it's true, but the song stretches that out to the point of mockery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882179)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz spruce trailer park toaster

wow, what an original, deep, controversial and noteworthy point about music!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871644)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:18 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

I didn't pay him, guys, I promise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882176)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:31 AM
Author: pearl stage

(Patrick Bateman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871653)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 7:35 AM
Author: ruddy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871689)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:54 AM
Author: Sapphire famous landscape painting

What do you think of the Weird Al parody, 'Your Pitiful'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882192)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 6:08 AM
Author: mauve ungodly nursing home

That parody always reminds me of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882198)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 6:12 AM
Author: Sapphire famous landscape painting

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882200)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Chrome fighting sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#23228098)