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Galileo still makes me LOL

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a pe...
Avocado base haunted graveyard
  12/13/21
Do you know what the Moon is?
comical sooty azn
  12/13/21
a hologram of a piece of cheese
twisted big jap
  12/13/21
It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien...
comical sooty azn
  12/14/21
JFC
nofapping pea-brained affirmative action
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like a larger Israel?
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=5...
Avocado base haunted graveyard
  12/13/21
"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT." Are you sure?
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shimmering dead address roast beef
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Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put t...
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  12/13/21
He died a prisoner under house arrest
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After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Ar...
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twisted big jap
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PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.
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uh yes
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  12/14/21
Eppur si muove
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(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)
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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a perfect, unblemished sphere. They didn't actually know wtf the moon even was, but they figured whatever it was, it was put there by God, and God wouldn't put anything up in the heavens that wasn't a perfectly smooth, round object.

So Galileo makes this device that lets anyone see the surface of the moon, and the first thing you see is that it's a pockmarked unholy mess of craters and mountains and other surface disturbances. All totally random, so symmetry whatsoever.

This made church officials MAF but what could they do? He wasn't pointing to some words on paper or describing a heretical concept. He just made this thing that let you look at the moon and see how fucked up it was. MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605269)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: comical sooty azn

Do you know what the Moon is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605300)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: twisted big jap

a hologram of a piece of cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605306)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: comical sooty azn

It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien mind control human research farm technology that can program NPCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607126)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: nofapping pea-brained affirmative action

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#44673633)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: ebony slimy police squad den

like a larger Israel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#44673679)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=56&forum_id=2#30929460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605309)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: dull fiercely-loyal ratface

"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT."

Are you sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605310)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: shimmering dead address roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605319)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard

Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put to death but he lived a natural life and died at 77. His works were temporarily banned, but the fact is you could look through a telescope and just SEE he was right. Furthermore there was yuge demand for telescopes as soon as he invented them, so it's not like he wasn't busy. Every ship's captain wanted one of dem things, not to mention kings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605358)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: shimmering dead address roast beef

He died a prisoner under house arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605405)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard

After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Archbishop of Siena), Galileo was allowed to return to his villa at Arcetri near Florence in 1634, where he spent part of his life under house arrest. Galileo was ordered to read the Seven Penitential Psalms once a week for the next three years. However, his daughter Maria Celeste relieved him of the burden after securing ecclesiastical permission to take it upon herself.[154]

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he dedicated his time to one of his finest works, Two New Sciences. Here he summarised work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials, published in Holland to avoid the censor. This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.[155]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605424)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: twisted big jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607140)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Doobsian adventurous hissy fit

PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607180)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: Laughsome mahogany whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607209)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: shimmering dead address roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43610337)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Provocative garrison love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43980149)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: pink titillating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605803)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: twisted big jap

uh yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607149)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: Mildly autistic useless brakes

Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605393)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard

They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't uniform but they figured it was still spherical and smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605742)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour potus

Eppur si muove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605790)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: Laughsome mahogany whorehouse

(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607241)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43609037)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard

Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying "here, take a look."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43610388)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43980064)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#44673623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Avocado base haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#49103471)