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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
thirsty clown temple
  07/11/25
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
ruddy aromatic organic girlfriend
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
cobalt vivacious codepig
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OP is JM
stirring field
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Big Juggernaut
  07/11/25
send reinforcements
milky box office
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
thirsty clown temple
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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Grizzly philosopher-king
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: thirsty clown temple

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Nubile Passionate Reading Party

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: primrose beady-eyed hospital prole



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Big Juggernaut



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic organic girlfriend



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained Hominid



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Useless heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: aqua mood



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: startling arousing stain sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bonkers Metal Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Bearded burgundy market incel



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: histrionic emerald filthpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic organic girlfriend

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: cobalt vivacious codepig

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: stirring field

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Tan 180 bbw brunch

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: thirsty clown temple

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Ruby thriller forum crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Tan 180 bbw brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed friendly grandma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Glassy lettuce cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bonkers Metal Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: histrionic emerald filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Big Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: milky box office

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Impressive chrome patrolman

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: thirsty clown temple

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Useless heaven

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cyan tripping doctorate rehab

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: startling arousing stain sweet tailpipe

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful Skinny Woman Lay



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Grizzly philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Drunken theatre immigrant

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: thirsty clown temple

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Big Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: histrionic emerald filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: up-to-no-good lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: lake fantasy-prone theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Tan 180 bbw brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095575)