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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM Author: Supple Rehab People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: chartreuse hateful pit macaca ?.
You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?
The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.
It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.
I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..
I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.
The chopsticks are just part of the show.
Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.
The chopsticks... they mock me.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Supple Rehab https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM Author: cordovan sexy lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM Author: Laughsome crawly senate boistinker RIP Boooom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: Thriller ruddy indian lodge ladyboy rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM Author: chartreuse hateful pit macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815) |
Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: bespoke azure corner "teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: poppy headpube plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM Author: Supple Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM Author: provocative charcoal trust fund black woman I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Supple Rehab It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: domesticated laser beams its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Set As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: domesticated laser beams yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: domesticated laser beams DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Supple Rehab ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Set That's true, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: poppy headpube plaza Unnnnghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM Author: Supple Rehab Sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: domesticated laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM Author: crimson bateful shitlib Evan is a bottom iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM Author: slate shaky jew university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: domesticated laser beams ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons
nowags had rice but didnt use spoons
actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Thriller ruddy indian lodge ladyboy strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM Author: Supple Rehab I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: crimson bateful shitlib She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC
U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Supple Rehab Hdy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM Author: Canary rigor Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM Author: Galvanic Soggy Dilemma Coldplay Fan if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM Author: sienna floppy gas station Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM Author: White mind-boggling juggernaut point Titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM Author: Supple Rehab How can you defend chopsticks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM Author: sienna floppy gas station Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.
Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.
(100% Irish btw) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Supple Rehab Hmmm interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM Author: massive casino whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: sienna floppy gas station Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM Author: razzle-dazzle ape https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM Author: Arrogant Umber Institution Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM Author: Vibrant place of business cruise ship it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM Author: outnumbered digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: Geriatric selfie He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Supple Rehab ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Beady-eyed hospital nowag *slams piano lid shut* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922) |