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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
comical home factory reset button
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
demanding stirring hissy fit
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
comical home factory reset button
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Exhilarant Fanboi
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
comical home factory reset button
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slate 180 idiot
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Exhilarant Fanboi
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comical home factory reset button
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costumed boltzmann
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silver scourge upon the earth
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Ultramarine Multi-colored Boistinker
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
comical home factory reset button
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
chest-beating mad-dog skullcap stead
  12/23/25
180
ungodly dilemma
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
dun immigrant roommate
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
comical home factory reset button
  12/23/25
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slippery sticky personal credit line
  12/24/25
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Ebony concupiscible trailer park
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Vigorous hot chapel potus
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
comical home factory reset button
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Obsidian parlour
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
comical home factory reset button
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Obsidian parlour
  12/23/25
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Hairraiser mood
  12/24/25
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silver scourge upon the earth
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
stimulating brilliant dysfunction temple
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
Motley hall
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
comical home factory reset button
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
Motley hall
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
Misunderstood Unholy Native
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
Motley hall
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
supple stag film codepig
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Contagious school cafeteria
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Vibrant laser beams library
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
comical home factory reset button
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Sadistic theatre
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Vibrant laser beams library
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
comical home factory reset button
  12/24/25
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Purple Water Buffalo
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Sadistic theatre
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
comical home factory reset button
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Sadistic theatre
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Vibrant laser beams library
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
comical home factory reset button
  12/25/25
...
Unhinged liquid oxygen
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Purple Water Buffalo
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
costumed boltzmann
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
hyperventilating deranged affirmative action
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Vermilion diverse really tough guy
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
medicated balding nursing home alpha
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
comical home factory reset button
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
medicated balding nursing home alpha
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
comical home factory reset button
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
sepia love of her life
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
comical home factory reset button
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Sadistic theatre
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Amethyst very tactful reading party filthpig
  12/24/25
tp
Adventurous garrison jew
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
fragrant bearded generalized bond base
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
comical home factory reset button
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Sadistic theatre
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
comical home factory reset button
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Sadistic theatre
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: demanding stirring hissy fit

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fanboi

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: slate 180 idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Irradiated station degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: chest-beating mad-dog skullcap stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Purple Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Confused nighttime mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: lascivious domesticated cuck casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: provocative frum round eye candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: costumed boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: silver scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine Multi-colored Boistinker

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: chest-beating mad-dog skullcap stead

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: dun immigrant roommate

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: slippery sticky personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Ebony concupiscible trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Vigorous hot chapel potus

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: silver scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: stimulating brilliant dysfunction temple

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Motley hall

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Motley hall

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Misunderstood Unholy Native

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Motley hall

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: supple stag film codepig

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Contagious school cafeteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Vibrant laser beams library

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: comical home factory reset button

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Sadistic theatre

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vibrant laser beams library

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Purple Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Sadistic theatre

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: comical home factory reset button

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Sadistic theatre

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Vibrant laser beams library

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Unhinged liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Purple Water Buffalo

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: costumed boltzmann

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating deranged affirmative action

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Vermilion diverse really tough guy

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: medicated balding nursing home alpha

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: medicated balding nursing home alpha

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: sepia love of her life

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Sadistic theatre

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Amethyst very tactful reading party filthpig

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison jew

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: fragrant bearded generalized bond base

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Sadistic theatre

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: comical home factory reset button

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Sadistic theatre

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49539118)