We were out at some random place and it happened to be karaoke night. This shorter guy (5'11ish) was clearly tanked and looked depressed as hell. He came over to buy us shots and he said he had a tinder date that night and she had just ubered home after she got "the ick" seeing him have to scoot her car seat up when he drove it from their previous bar. Anyway we told him there were plenty of hot women at the bar still and encouraged him to sing karaoke. Dude gets up and we hear the opening guitar riff from that song Down With The Sickness.

He proceeds to belt it out perfectly except he changed sickness to "shortness" while pointing at himself. He made the whole bar laugh and cheer. He nailed the parts where the singer makes noises like Ooh Ah Ah. Etc.

At the end he stage dove onto us. It was epic. A woman came over and lustily grabbed him from us saying "you're tall enough for me baby". We never saw him again. Just be confident if you're not tall.

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