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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now
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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: violet parlor Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960477) |
Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: hairraiser house ceo sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960483) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Slate diverse forum mad-dog skullcap This is obviously the only course of action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48961101) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: mind-boggling buck-toothed gaming laptop u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960492) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: violet parlor I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960977) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: razzle-dazzle hominid Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960979) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: violet parlor no. That hadn’t occurred to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960981) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: primrose irradiated brunch Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48961057) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: violet parlor not sure how that will fix my irons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48961102) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: violet parlor So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.
https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: primrose irradiated brunch "Everyone Hates Cunt"
Your theme music is playing, bro |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: violet parlor wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48970671) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: primrose irradiated brunch Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48970673) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: violet parlor real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.
#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.
2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.
3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)
4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.
5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.
6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.
7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.
8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.
9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9. |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: primrose irradiated brunch Do you have a photographic memory?
I barely remember any shots an hour after the round |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: violet parlor It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48970765) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: primrose irradiated brunch Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48970809) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: violet parlor I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48971046) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48972625) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: violet parlor cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48974573) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: primrose irradiated brunch But kidding aside you did give me good advice once
You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: aggressive peach spot sound barrier i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48974577) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: violet parlor back to sps status again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48999711) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: violet parlor June 28 update: no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49056398) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: violet parlor Mid-July update - no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49102281) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: effete razzle hissy fit double fault take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49103097) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM Author: violet parlor Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49118989) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard what is your handicap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49119895) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM Author: violet parlor 5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49120868) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49122937) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: violet parlor I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49154913) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: violet parlor no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.
https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst score ever, the following day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49158577) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: pea-brained tan french chef I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chill, fratty, Triple-Bogey-Double-Double-Triple stretch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49158620) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard Happens.
I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 on Sunday with friends, can't wait. |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard another bad day this morning, fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49169601) |
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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard Also I bought myself a ping moonlander. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49160481) |
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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: Dashing Rebellious Pit Boiling Water is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting one if i didnt already have 4 ping bags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49169605) |
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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer / hoofer lite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49172802) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Dashing Rebellious Pit Boiling Water ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to replace the one i use when i carry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49178652) |
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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM Author: Odious Lay Gay Wizard Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder carried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49179239) |