Date: May 1st, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: magenta idea he suggested headpube
(1) Would you jack off to clothed pictures of Nicole Matisse? NO
(2) Would you jack off to naked pictures of Nicole Matisse?
NO
(3) Would you receive a blowjob from Nicole Matisse?
YES
(4) Would you perform cunniligus on Nicole Matisse?
NO
(5) Would you drunkfuck Nicole Matisse?
YES
(6) Would you soberfuck Nicole Matisse?
NO
(7) Would you date Nicole Matisse?
NO
(8) Would you get engaged to Nicole Matisse?
NO
(9) Would you marry Nicole Matisse?
NO
(10) Would you stay married to Nicole Matisse? Assume "stay married" to be 20+ years.
NO
(11) Would you have children with Nicole Matisse?
NO
(12) Would you acknowledge those children?
NO
(13) Would you be buried next to Nicole Matisse?
NO
(14) Would you take Nicole Matisse's LSAT for her?
NO
(15) Would you take Nicole Matisse's LSATs for her while drunk?
YES--and her score would improve.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624722&forum_id=2#8044296)