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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
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  08/01/25
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  08/01/25
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Onyx big location
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Angry mad cow disease
  08/02/25
rip
Histrionic sepia yarmulke
  08/02/25
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chocolate forum dog poop
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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  08/01/25
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effete stead toaster
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Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
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  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Twisted dysfunction property
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Avocado sickened lodge cumskin
  08/01/25
yes
Twisted dysfunction property
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Twisted dysfunction property
  08/01/25
?
Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Avocado sickened lodge cumskin
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
effete stead toaster
  08/01/25
Sick
Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/01/25
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Twisted dysfunction property
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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  08/02/25
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insanely creepy chapel mother
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Twisted dysfunction property
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Histrionic sepia yarmulke
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
exciting saffron halford
  08/02/25
Hdy
Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Dashing Field
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
gold factory reset button
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
dark brethren site
  08/02/25
Titcr
Floppy Spot
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
dark brethren site
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
mewling address organic girlfriend
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
dark brethren site
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
honey-headed quadroon
  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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alcoholic self-absorbed office international law enforcement agency
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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  08/02/25
?
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  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
motley national security agency
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: chocolate forum dog poop

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Onyx big location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Angry mad cow disease

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Histrionic sepia yarmulke

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: chocolate forum dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Ruddy center mad-dog skullcap

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: effete stead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: pontificating lemon generalized bond tattoo

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Twisted dysfunction property

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Avocado sickened lodge cumskin

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Twisted dysfunction property

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Twisted dysfunction property

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Avocado sickened lodge cumskin

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: effete stead toaster

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Twisted dysfunction property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: exciting saffron halford

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy chapel mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Twisted dysfunction property

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Histrionic sepia yarmulke

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: exciting saffron halford

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Dashing Field

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: gold factory reset button

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: dark brethren site

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Floppy Spot

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: dark brethren site

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: mewling address organic girlfriend

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: dark brethren site

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: honey-headed quadroon

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: domesticated bronze piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Flatulent giraffe orchestra pit

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: alcoholic self-absorbed office international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Apoplectic scarlet genital piercing gas station

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Big-titted Cerebral Alpha Legal Warrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: motley national security agency

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)