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I'm copping $31,489 a year just from SGOV/GSY Dividends

My budget is like $35k, im basically covering shit This i...
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
4% is pretty good
Slimy odious step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
SGOV is 4.20% and GSY is 4.61% saar when market tanks 15%...
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
4% is pretty good
Slimy odious step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
That's more then 4% nigga, can u even math? do u even percen...
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
Grats on the 4 percent
Slimy odious step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
it's 4.37% in total, thats moar than 4% faggotchod
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
4perc
Slimy odious step-uncle's house
  01/03/26
After taxes it’s like 0.00000001%
tantric office circlehead
  01/03/26
i wont owe taxes, get a disability exemption for being turd
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
how much u have invested in that, my nigga?
Mewling stage volcanic crater
  01/03/26
720,467 im only abt half equities now, may sell more. fee...
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
Check out JAAA, probably the best near cash equivalent.
Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive
  01/03/26
tank u saar, looks good maybe will move some SGOV to that to...
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
do u have a newsletter i want to learn to manage my portfoli...
Stirring Gay Mental Disorder Degenerate
  01/03/26
sure: www.onlyfans.com/turdblowsurportfolio
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
I'm thinking of putting about 200k into CAG to catch appreci...
at-the-ready umber boistinker parlor
  01/03/26
Conagra Brands Inc? that shit has been on a straightline ...
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
lol, I'm running the wheel strategy on 100 shares of CAG for...
Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive
  01/03/26
Good idea. I'll sell puts at prices I like.
at-the-ready umber boistinker parlor
  01/03/26
i think i get like high 3s from my savings account bro
pink greedy stage
  01/03/26
behold the POWERGOY Savings Account
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/03/26
yes im a powergoy i keep like 15k in a savings account
pink greedy stage
  01/03/26
explain why GSY. why not dump everything in SGOV practically...
supple green ape tanning salon
  01/03/26
tbf the current spread for credit risk makes GSY not worth i...
Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive
  01/03/26
Also SGOV actually beat GSY over five years, lol: https:/...
Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive
  01/03/26
GSY gets .4% more div and it seems safe as furk nigga even i...
Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part
  01/04/26
If bitcoin drops to 80k it would dwarf any returns from hold...
Know-it-all red location newt
  01/03/26
Does VUSXX make sense for a NY bro? Currently park my cash t...
Geriatric university fortuitous meteor
  01/03/26
SGOV performs the same as VUSXX. If you are considering JAA...
Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive
  01/03/26
Is SGOV a good place to hold cash? SGOV and similar (VMFX...
lascivious marketing idea theater stage
  01/03/26


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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

My budget is like $35k, im basically covering shit

This is $86.27 a day FREE money for doing nothing, I can easily live nicely in Asia on that forever

And this is only with abt $720,467, half my NW, in these two ETF

If I went 100% then im making over 60k FREE money thats insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559306)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Slimy odious step-uncle's house

4% is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559318)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

SGOV is 4.20% and GSY is 4.61% saar

when market tanks 15% i will start buying stooks again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559428)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Slimy odious step-uncle's house

4% is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559451)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

That's more then 4% nigga, can u even math? do u even percents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559453)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Slimy odious step-uncle's house

Grats on the 4 percent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559455)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

it's 4.37% in total, thats moar than 4% faggotchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559460)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Slimy odious step-uncle's house

4perc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559462)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: tantric office circlehead

After taxes it’s like 0.00000001%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559854)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

i wont owe taxes, get a disability exemption for being turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559862)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Mewling stage volcanic crater

how much u have invested in that, my nigga?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559342)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

720,467

im only abt half equities now, may sell more. feels good will wait for jews to tank market then buy TQQQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559429)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive

Check out JAAA, probably the best near cash equivalent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559865)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

tank u saar, looks good maybe will move some SGOV to that to cop extra 1%+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559940)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Stirring Gay Mental Disorder Degenerate

do u have a newsletter i want to learn to manage my portfolio for maximum safety and income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

sure:

www.onlyfans.com/turdblowsurportfolio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559945)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready umber boistinker parlor

I'm thinking of putting about 200k into CAG to catch appreciation and an 8% dividend. I'm holding back because of inflation spikes again, CAG will probably plummet to $12 and cut the dividend. But it it falls into the 16s, I think I'll go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559911)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

Conagra Brands Inc?

that shit has been on a straightline down nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559950)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive

lol, I'm running the wheel strategy on 100 shares of CAG for fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560031)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready umber boistinker parlor

Good idea. I'll sell puts at prices I like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560384)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: pink greedy stage

i think i get like high 3s from my savings account bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559921)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

behold the POWERGOY Savings Account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559952)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: pink greedy stage

yes im a powergoy i keep like 15k in a savings account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49559959)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: supple green ape tanning salon

explain why GSY. why not dump everything in SGOV practically guaranteed 4.2? why GSY for a few k a year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560086)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive

tbf the current spread for credit risk makes GSY not worth it right now imho but that can change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560113)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive

Also SGOV actually beat GSY over five years, lol:

https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/JAAA/charting?axis=percentage&compare=JAAA%2CGSY%2CSGOV&interval=5Y&metric=totalReturn&series=line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560120)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: Cyan Crawly Indirect Expression Party Of The First Part

GSY gets .4% more div and it seems safe as furk nigga even if it had max drawdown like in 2020 its 4% and i just shift it into equities:

Risk Type SGOV (0-3 Month Treasury) GSY (Ultra-Short Duration)

Credit Risk Virtually Zero (Backed by the US Govt). Low to Moderate (Corporate debt).

Interest Rate Risk Near Zero (Resets every 90 days). Low (Average maturity is <1 year).

Liquidity Risk None (Treasuries are the most liquid asset). Low (But can widen during a panic).

Max Drawdown (Hist.) ~0.05% (Extremely stable). ~4.50% (Saw stress in 2020).

Yield (Risk Premium) Base Rate (~4.6% - 5.0%). Base Rate + ~0.50% "Risk Premium".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560948)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all red location newt

If bitcoin drops to 80k it would dwarf any returns from holding 4% cash. Let's hope this oil seizure by Trump doesn't cause a huge spike in bitvoin on monday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560399)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Geriatric university fortuitous meteor

Does VUSXX make sense for a NY bro? Currently park my cash there. Dropped down to 3.7ish recently but no state taxes. Too dumb to figure out if I should move my cash to SGOV or JAAA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560526)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Very tactful insanely creepy orchestra pit depressive

SGOV performs the same as VUSXX. If you are considering JAAA, you need to figure out if credit spread for JAAA makes up for the state tax hit, I'm not an NYmo. I predict more rate cuts in 2026 and this will all become increasingly irrelevant. At some point you may want to consider ibonds even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560543)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: lascivious marketing idea theater stage

Is SGOV a good place to hold cash?

SGOV and similar (VMFXX for one) are generally fine for parking cash. They are likely to result in a loss of real value over time, as they won't beat inflation. However, most of us tend to need someplace to park some cash.Dec 12, 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2#49560574)